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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17281
 16.06.2009
On January 17, 2008, in Michigan, 32-year-old William Poohou was convicted of abusing a sex toy in the shape of a woman.

[ + 91 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17280
 16.06.2009
The shit happened yesterday.)
Would you like? ?
XXX: The tubes collapsed under the shell
And the water from the drain does not flow to the pipe, but to the floor.
XXX: Everything in the Water
I am Moscow
XXX: Sweepstakes
xxx: I am a thief
XXX: and put them in the shell!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17279
 15.06.2009
From the forum:

Literally a piece of the mouth. And my friend told me how he got caught with the smell of garlic, and when he began to explain that there was little money with him, one of them said to the other: "Vasya, he drunk our money."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17278
 15.06.2009
I met a strange man here.
Solo: What is strange?
He pulled the bench.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17277
 15.06.2009
Who remembers when a text document was scattered in the local map and it was used instead of a chat?

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17276
 15.06.2009
Do you have anything in the refrigerator, too?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17275
 15.06.2009
I couldn’t walk without a smile past the restaurant where the wedding was celebrated and the bride laughed at the song of Shalawa la la la.

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17274
 15.06.2009
xxx: I need an emergency, or a chair in the chair of the supporter

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17273
 15.06.2009
Well, what about life, when you even have a mechanic with the name of Hrenov? Mechanics of shit.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №17272
 15.06.2009
Diego: today painted the fence, the mosquito between the shoulder wounds somewhere, I was on the machine with his roll! All the green was...
Diego: What I'm looking at wood to go cutting.. x_x

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №17271
 15.06.2009
Unknown: I had such an offer at the EGE."The victory in the Great Patriotic War showed how powerful and invincible the people of the Earth"
We won in 45 aliens.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17270
 15.06.2009
XH: By the way, when ejaculating, the sperm flows out of the penis of the body at a speed of 18 km per hour.
yyy: 5 hours - and on sperm you can fly to me at the country)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17269
 15.06.2009
On the street some man approaches to meet.He didn't have time to introduce himself, my children ran out with the scream " YOU are our dad"!!! The fucking shit.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17268
 15.06.2009
You also have...
No, I’m just sure you also have a shelf in your closet, presumably the bottom with the content – unsorted/

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №17267
 15.06.2009
xxx (12:07:37 12/06/2009)
Where are you flashing.
yyy (12:08:06 12/06/2009)
Where to go, where to go, where to go, where to go
xxx (12:08:28 12/06/2009)
that

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17266
 15.06.2009
xxx: a little brother found in his mother the pads... counted them and told her with a smart look: "Pampers you will have enough until Wednesday".

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №17265
 15.06.2009
Comments to the news "Microsoft disputed with Intel"

DEAD: I think if things go that way, Microsoft will breathe and buy Intel))
Slayer71: and then scratch the ears from the anti-monopoly commission :)
Demian_: Again breathe and buy the anti-monopoly commission :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17264
 15.06.2009
The building with the sword.
When my father took me to work as a child and showed me a personal computer and War Craft II, I asked why buildings were burning with the sword.
Gas, without blinking the eye, replied the father.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №17263
 15.06.2009
Talk about cars:
China has no security by definition. They don’t need it... it’s easier for them to make a new car than a safe car.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №17262
 15.06.2009
The strength lies in overcoming the momentary weaknesses.

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