If you think you are writing good poems, kill yourself. The best poets have been killed.
Doc, you tell me as a specialist. I have a red spot on my hand – is this type of capillary out?
Terra/Doc: No, the beaten pixel
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My girlfriend has given birth!!! to
xxx: boy, 3 kg, with a tail!! to
But his life was loose.
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Then I changed my mind and became a girlfriend.
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Crestana : pffff In the open area, a healthy young cat will get rid of the dog at once.
Manar:... no, in the open terrain, a dog will catch a cat. A cat can only be saved by a tree or crawl into the basement.
Gamberro: I’ve seen these bastards—and those and those when they ran very fast. I can’t understand one thing: how can you compare lightning with your eyes, without instruments?
We are talking about Polish cars.
X: Where will you look for coal tanks?
Y: There is no coal, there oats need to sleep.
Y: It seems to me that you open a cockpit, and there two Polish pedals are rotating.
Olga
Regina is a real blonde.
Dmitry
Why is?
Olga
There was no light, and the phone sat down. She puts him in the socket and sits like this saying, my phone is not charging. Alena says that there is no light, and she says well and what, how does it affect the phone?
by Evil:
I can do anything with my knife. Even if there’s something that can’t be done with my knife, it can serve as a motivating factor to get someone else to do it.)
I love croissants and theatre.
He: And I’m shishvili, beer and football. You see how much we have in common.
XXX: I drink coffee
Is it so hot?
I don’t know, I’m working here.
XXX is fresh.
YYY: Well, I also have it fresh.
XX: What is the Eurozone?
YYY: There are Eurozekis
YYY: and live by European concepts
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I sit at the table, my mother on the couch. Suddenly from my mother’s back the voice:
I have something wrong with my leg!
As I turned around, I heard a reassuring continuation:
No, I just bowed her on my knees.
Stalker: Fuck, another one left me.
OMG: It is summer! Rejoice to!
What does summer have to do with it?! to
OMG: Ticks and mosquitoes!
Stalker and?! to
OMG: Well someone will suck you.
A friend told me, stood in line, heard a conversation.
Young Man (M) vs Grandpa (B)
B - Dacha is near the cemetery, take a spade with you!
M – Why?? to
B – Well, why, girl, you accumulate yourself whatever it is boring!
M - o_0
ViLPy: Something doesn’t feel like I’m a graduate
Specialist, it feels more like I am, molding, the future ordinary :(
XX: Where were you yesterday?
Repair has been completed...
XX: You seem to have finished?
The toilet hero sold.
Q: Is it wrong with him?
Do you promise that you will not roast?
xxx: I will try)) so the picture
Yesterday, the car was in the lane.
He buried her when she came home.
WOW: I think the crude crude was...
xxx and yes =)
WOW: I run home, I sit on a push and there is a terrible blow.
Well, I’m jumping up, the fucking is almost gone.
xxx:))))))))
WOW: I look at the bathroom, where the attachments to the floor are cut off. Well, caroche, somehow he recovered, washed a friend of Faisans and went to work out...this is how it is.
Max, where are you born?
In the ECB, what?
The Urals are so harsh.
Which is soooo)))
I just don’t want to be a cause for disagreement and to the detriment of myself I do good to people... I am so sorry about myself.
YYY: I understand you. Yesterday I gave up my seat in the bus, left and quietly cried.
Do you remember when you and I went to Mammoth?
2: I remember... we used to take it off the rock, and let us eat the grain...
1:Yes, I put...until one good guy named Prometheus brought a new device, fire...
Has the wood already been on it?
the harm of self-beating before the stronger sex.
I have no breasts.
He: There is
It is just compact.
* Contact asks to authorize it*
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t speak English :(
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to