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[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №49194
 22.06.2011
I want an Italian life, an American salary, a French love, a German car and a Hawaiian summer.and :)
Do you want Russian cookies? and :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №49193
 22.06.2011
Andrei: Hello to you
Cheers to you! ?
Andrei: My name is Kola
logic = a, logical
I thought, Dima
Andrei : Why?? to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №49192
 22.06.2011
Governor of the Tver region Andrei Shevelov proposed to cancel the "Invasion". The people, according to good tradition, proposed to abolish the governor of the Tver region Andrey Shevelov.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49191
 22.06.2011
- Love will suddenly heat up... and you’ve been waiting for Julia (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49190
 22.06.2011
Dad, are you all in the glare?
Dick has blinked.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49189
 22.06.2011
Leah was asked to take pictures at his graduation, and I told him that Jews don’t know how to take pictures. He sent me into the ass, turned the camera and turned off its HD.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49188
 22.06.2011
xxx: During the writing of my diploma, in the breaks, I began to watch Pila, relaxing and thinking that someone might be worse than me.
After the third part dropped - began to envy the characters.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49187
 22.06.2011
Dating a girl from the internet. (Beautiful, everywhere she carried, paid and kissed in the cheek.)
By the way, the action is a thousand customer.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49186
 22.06.2011
Komral bought the Chevrolet Tahoe in early 2011. It was sold after a month. He says, “I didn’t understand this machine, I swear, it flies like a steam boat, flies like a fighter, but you’re all overtaken.”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49185
 22.06.2011
Fuck, I don’t want all that. I want to roll on the couch and watch the cartoons (((((((((
See also: AGA
FFF: We are beautiful. Beautiful girls shouldn’t smell like that.
The NNU...
The beautiful should not...
FFF: Sho, are we looking and ugly? and ((

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49184
 22.06.2011
The graduate of the university for the time being ran with a leaflet, accidentally ran into the office of the admission commission and again entered the university on a budget basis.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49183
 21.06.2011
Giror: If you come home drunk, I’ll send you to H&M immediately!
Frida: If I’m drunk I won’t give up

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49182
 21.06.2011
So she managed to sell him a circular clothes, like a gift to the second half!! There were no two of his grandparents!! to
You still don’t know her well! She went to the hospital in the spring, and she also managed to promote her business there. Really returned, little of what the grandmother for the operation repelled, and also bought her husband a powerful notepad on the Nipazzo and went with him to Turkey to wash this matter.
I was not looking for a wife there.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №49181
 21.06.2011
studied at the Institute. Protection of course. For 15 minutes before the defense I download from the inette work and not looking to fly to the institute. Of course it was late, but the predecessor accepted the job. I sit and wait for the turn. The teaching begins to cover...
He asks: "I have written?"
I: "Of course"
He is hysterical!! to
Everything is in the Ukrainian language!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49180
 21.06.2011
Chat games online

Rambo will solve your problems.
Norris is stronger! and :)
We Need Percy with Nick, John Rambo
XXX Stephen Seagal Rully
Better than Duncan McLoughlin.
Saba Saba Saba Saba Saba
Misha Boyarsky will punish everyone
Wow boyarsky is a nickname :)
Will Boyarsky punish everyone with feathers on his hats?
and zzz))
QQ has 1k.
by :DDDDD
www and channel
He is a black man!
UUU is a descendant of Kung Lao.
Oh yeah ?
by www :DD

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49179
 21.06.2011
O God... At first they sang their fucking shit... now they’ve chopped up a new shit...chunDrachuchuchuundra! = is
Who should pay and how much to not let it on the radio?( by

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49178
 21.06.2011
Comments under video

Finger up if looked at the breasts!! to
yyy: I can't read a damn thing. You guys typed but I know it's all about her boobs.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49177
 21.06.2011
<Silver_metal>
Right, throw it off!
<yyy>
It is so needed...
<Silver_metal>
I believe that every man who managed to make money over time for a car, an apartment, etc., in his biography will find a couple of girls who did not support him in a difficult financial period and left.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №49176
 21.06.2011
Announcement before our arrival:
"In the IC Iridium lost a chihuahua..."
and :(

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49175
 21.06.2011
I just looked at my stove and was scared - three leaves of pentograms and ancient runs to call the devil itself)))

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