Patients

“Look at the root.”
(K by Prutkov)

Mood is bad.
We sit with our aunt at the TV, we get sick for our own and we get deeply rotted in excitement.
My wife and son are sleeping.
Neighbors behind the wall are miserable, generally from every unsuccessful attack, they are cut off.
and stop.
Why were they so upset there?
This apartment, Alick has been renting with his family for a year. I’m not sure if it’s Alice.
I heard it when I met. Probably he is Ali.
Nationality is also unclear, maybe: a Kurd, maybe a Turk, or even an Afghan. The main thing is that people are calm and not conflicting. Sometimes local traders from the market come to Aliq for a couple of days, but they also behave quietly, like their striped bags - no one is seen or heard.
And today from something went crazy - they are sick for something for Russia. Football is a good thing, but why do you talk about it?
When our goal was scored, a sleepy son entered the room and, without opening his eyes, said:
“Daddy, these neighbors are shouting as if they’ve thrown someone off the balcony and then changed their mind and now they’re suffering.
Yes, it was really loud. Suffering behind the wall over the naked, turned into a wild scandal.
I put off the duck, stretched my pants and took the break in the match, decided to go out to find out – who and why are they being killed there?
I call, the screams at the door instantly fade, opens Aliq, he guilty smiles, invites me to the kitchen and begins to excuse himself:
"Sorry for the noise, only the Russians scored a goal and they are worried.
"They" - a man of eight dumb, non-Russian men, looked badly at me, like a fan sector, would look at the attacker of our national team who looked at them.
I suddenly felt guilty for our faulty game.
He looked like the captain of the sinking Titanic, who came to the passengers of the third class to apologize for the iceberg.
A small TV was roaring from the refrigerator repeatedly naked into our gates, but no one looked at him, the fans were sad. In the corner was a huge Russian flag for the kitchen.
I was finally confused, peacefully said:
Well, don’t worry, maybe after the break we’ll get stuck. I didn’t even expect you to... though... but it turns out to be such fierce fans of our team.
and Alice:
“We don’t watch football at all, but ‘they’ need Russia out of the group... Sorry, we’ll be quieter.

The second time.

Alic behind the wall, at first everything was quiet, but then the children of different peoples again began to scream and quarrel.
My aunt and I decided to endure – not long left, let people have fun...
This is all...
The final whistle, and the turtle is over.
and sad.
And the fans at Alick will not get all away, as if the match is still going on.
Five minutes, ten minutes passed, but the screams did not cease.
I wear my pants again, I go, I call Alicia.
The door opens, and I complain in my voice:
- Guys, almost two o’clock in the night, well lost and lost, life continues, why do you cry? Are you watching the match recording?
and Alice:
Sorry, we will not be again. This is for you, a gift.
And Aliq gave me the Russian flag.
I was finally confused, standing in the corridor with the flag spread, and Alic continued:
“They” (Alik sneered at his messy guests) just lost a lot of money. There, I have two hundred and sixty of these flags in my room, and smaller ones are even more.
How do we sell them on lighting? Who needs them now if you have lost?

In the kindergarten I dreamed of school, in the school – of the institute, in the institute – of the job... Ah, fuck, and why didn’t I live in the kindergarten?

The masterpiece of advertising, almost the tea did not stifle: "how good that the hole for a clist has all living organisms"
Happiness has actually fallen!

From WoT Forum
xxx: Will the Kerzhakov medal be introduced for 15 misses on one goal?

Failure is when the boss enters, you panic twist the browser window, and behind it is an aska window.

Failure is when you sit in a work outlet, the boss comes in, and you switch to Facebook on the machine.

Interview by Novosibirsk Post:
How can I send a package to Chelyabinsk?
Post officer: regular and accelerated
Customers are accelerated. How many days will it be delivered?
Post office: 10 days
Customers: Why so long? The train runs only 24 hours!! to

Do you consider yourself creative? Try sending mail without using numbers.

Discussion of the accident in RJ-CHP:
The boy was without a helmet and was killed. The girl still runs and laughs.
There are almost no girls. :)

*Girl* (15:08:06 20/06/2012)
I’ll stick with the pieces, I’ll say that I’ll leave tonight, and then you’ll talk to me and I won’t have time to get on the bus.

Stern (15:08:22 20/06/2012)
The plan is good)

From the discussions in the RJ-CP:
"I believe that if you are so nauseous that you were able to overtake the camel, you should go out in the second row on the road at all."
In response, a YouTube video from the video recorder was inserted: "Kamaz is driving more than 160kmh, could not catch up."

<antiBILLotic> If when you try to download any tricky technical solution on Windows the answer is "this is technically impossible", then in the case of Linux the answer is "Maybe, but you will still regret it!"
<Sweet > =)
<antiBILLotic> is I'm trying to build a network Hi-Aviability cluster
<antiBILLotic> I feel like an orc from Warhammer40000
AntiBILLotic: There is a bunch of unknown shark, but if it is swallowed with plasma and swallowed with a hammer, it will either fly, or it will be shot.

XXX: On the third day I worked with my partner. For authentication, it was necessary to use time less than a minute different from the server time. The problem is that the server time differs by one and a half minutes from what the Internet synchronization server gives.
YYY :
I’ve noticed in the dog’s heart that if you say “third day” instead of “after yesterday,” you’re somewhat more intelligent. (from the Habra)

looking with the girl "Iron Man", she rejoices, experiences, the whole spectrum of emotions
And then she says, "And why do I look like a girl? It is..."

Mona: searched for a TV controller in the apartment, and found out with her husband who last saw him and held him in his hands. They violated. Everyone sits in their corner, angry. To do nothing, I took a book to read, at the edge of my eyes I notice a cat waking up: stands up, pulls and goes to eat, from under her mouth falls the controller!!!!! falls down!! Cats and trolls: ((

SMS to the girl:

Good morning, my dear reader. Today I will tell you another chapter of our story. And in the evening you re-read it, close your eyes and sweet-sweet sleep... So, for a long time, soon, but the princess went home to his palace, and the prince, returning to his, without delay began to write letters to his lady of the heart, but the answer, unfortunately, did not follow... Then he sat on his faithful silver horse and went on his way to his red princess. Three days and three nights he was driving without tiredness, and when he finally arrived, he gave her a penalty for not responding to the SMS so that she could know! and left...

Sister to her son who doesn’t want to eat soup:
You will eat electric chips with pepsi colla, you will be dirty like an arshavin.

by Natalia Ivanova 00:26
Let’s go bowling tomorrow.

Katherine Petrovna 00:39
Let’s go for tomorrow)

by Natalia Ivanova 00:40
Will we be four? Or who else?

Katherine Petrovna 00:42
This night, it is more difficult to determine - Katyusha is already pressing the pillow... there is still a option for Loha.

by Natalia Ivanova 00:43
Kostick, you and I are strange people... We sit at night and tremble on social networks with our wives. It is not treated.

Selling a Quad Cycle:
This is a great Quad-Cycle option, exactly what you wanted!
Why am I stupid to buy it? I understand the technique!! Is it red for me?! to

The worst nightmare you can dream is not monsters, death, etc. The worst nightmare is when you dream of the WOMAN who broke up with you without any explanation, and you love her with all your heart and you dream that everything is fine. When you wake up...

Two of the greatest inventions of mankind: Gondon and the Internet.
Vyacheslav: Thanks to these inventions we are living an incomplete life
MICHU: only bad that the first gave access in the second