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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6893
 16.06.2008
Fuck, I understand when women’s logic is said, but why would I drag a suco through the market to show what shirt she didn’t like?! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6892
 16.06.2008
Phobos
After four months of trial, the U.S. Supreme Democratic Court rejected a petition signed by more than 700,000 inhabitants of the state to nullify Law No. 19 in Nevada.

Law No. 19
Sex without a condom is illegal." Violation of the law provides for imprisonment from 6 months to 5 years.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6891
 16.06.2008
User
Uninterrupted as

GSakhalin
Help Help Help

User
If possible, I will write.

GSakhalin
eight hundred eight hundred eight hundred eight hundred eight hundred

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6890
 16.06.2008
News from the BBC website:
"From diarrhea will save the patch"
Stick stronger!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6889
 16.06.2008
Grz: After the mass appearance in our glorious city of excavators Samsung and Hitachi, I am looking forward to seeing the IBM bulldozers and Apple samplers.

Better than Microsoft
Fuck the fuck! It is Linux!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6888
 16.06.2008
I am impressed that the players of all the teams under the national anthem move their lips only when their camera shoots.
But it is nothing else! Our as always the best, before the start of the match, clearly heard the players sing...Soviet anthem!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6887
 16.06.2008
I burned up xD. I found a description of the "Unknown performer":
The unknown artist was born unknown when, unknown where, in a family of unknown origin. He studied unknown where and unknown what assessments, entered unknown where and studied unknown what, but still preferred to do unknown what. It is unknown what motivated him to write his first unknown work. To the same extent, it is unknown what he thought when creating this work, but there was complete unknowledge. In his youth he experienced an unknown event and unknown how, after which he began to create unknown what.

Tags: deathmetal, blablabla

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6886
 16.06.2008
Do you want more rights?

Get more responsibility.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6885
 16.06.2008
A friend just told me. He brings his child for the first time.

The Kindergarten. The teacher, of course, has to call his daughter somehow.

She, with an ordinary suspense, asks:

What is your name?

A child with a breath:

It could just be Michelin.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6884
 16.06.2008
Two men are talking.

Are there any hunger pills?

There are, but they are big.

Nothing, the main thing is to help.

They are helping.

What are these pills?

and cocktails.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6883
 16.06.2008
How smart I am! She cleaned, cooked food, bathed, brought beauty.
You don’t have to do so that you don’t prepare for the exam.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6882
 15.06.2008
I recently married her, I carry her arms to the apartment by tradition and here she is:
We have already signed up, right? Should I go over the neck?
I hardly held her.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6881
 15.06.2008
XHH: Sometimes it seems to me that the administration is paying 2x2 wages with drugs...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6880
 15.06.2008
allergy
I love you)
allergy
and to eat)
The Danger (16:44:16)
And who more?:D
Allergic to children (16:49:46)
You of course.
danger
I thought for a long time.)
allergy
I ate

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6879
 15.06.2008
XXX: I watched a TV show.
xxx: there was about twins, and the nature itself specifically creates the same people...
HHH: HZ Koneshn, but I think the designer just got sick...
There was also a man who, after his clinical death, remembered all his 125 previous lives and all the languages he spoke.
The bag system?
Did you smoke again?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6878
 15.06.2008
Yes, in the course of the collection still read Bach...))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6877
 15.06.2008
Mask is

Do you know any cool movies about zombies besides the abode of evil?

Doomych
The family of Adams)))

Mask is
But what, except for GH?

Doomych
The House 2

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6876
 15.06.2008
now, entering into the "discuss", I try to guess what exactly, in the quote, will be discussed...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6875
 15.06.2008
by Eskape:
Baseball has fun
A loud matte is heard.
broke up again.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6874
 15.06.2008
I read the news:
Tokio Hotel singer cut off the ligaments... finally done!

Do you think it will hinder him?

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