Buying a selfie stick.

You can take pictures of the girls below :)
YYY: How lucky it is. And if the girls have normal guys, then there is a chance for their selfie stick to make a colonoscopy session.

Notices about the payment of restaurants: Well, I pay for the restaurant and the movies and concerts to myself and my cavalry. I’m not even 35, but significantly less. And nothing, yet no one of the men was upset by this and did not go to work to earn more and be able to pay for themselves.
I am generally satisfied with this situation: you can not care about the feelings of another, do only what I like and feel superior. Marriage, as you know, is not the case. Yes, I am a cynical man. ))
And among the generation of my mother is full of examples, when the wife bats on the hard work, the family is dragging on itself, and the husband sits on the couch or on the dustless workplace without money, because he is looking for himself.
I agree with the fact that among you, men, houses and prostitutes, there is now more than enough, and before there was enough. It’s just on the internet you’re all like one cool macho with chickens.

Shame on God! How angry from year to year you go in the morning in the subway and on the back of the sweat sticky flows because the fox in the car is crazy, and the constant increase in the price of travel for some reason does not lead to the installation of dirty air conditioners in the cars...

Our neighbor was accused that he allegedly shot his brother with a knife. They questioned all the inhabitants of the entrance who heard that evening. The grandmother from the third floor (well, in every entrance there is such a grandmother who knows everything about everyone) immediately confidently stated: no, say, Mishka could not do this. Mouse is good, always greeting!

In general, keep in mind: you say hello to grandmothers - you provide yourself with an alibi for all occasions of life!

I love women because they are women. As soon as feminists start cutting them all under one chest - the penis stops standing, sorry.

The Adorable! Brothers and sisters, we are separating – it’s gone too far. What equal rights, what a struggle against domestic violence, what a reproductive freedom and a culture of consent, why all this, because because of us happened a terrible thing - the man fell the Holy Writing!

Another feature of feminists is strange, but empirical observations suggest that they tend to be rather unattractive.

It’s pretty funny, but my empirical observations have given me an interesting result – if a woman is attractive, a man just doesn’t listen to her, but imagines in his head what character she needs to have in order to be perfect. For example, a woman tells a man that she is not interested in men in general and in marriage in particular, and he climbs without demand into the personal space and weaves her a compliment that if he does not burn out with the current relationship, he will definitely marry her and have children. So they are somewhere nearby.

told a familiar man. They stopped once a chariot loaded with a drunken sleeping man in the stool, who apparently was the driver. The horse was driving on autopilot. The man was lucky to go to the department. The horse and the carriage were sent to the penalty parking lot at the department. They brought her seed and water and left her standing in the shade. The man fell asleep, awakened realized that he was not where he expected to be, stumbled on a difficult fate, received a receipt with a fine and was sent together with the vehicle.

In the words of a familiar. The next day. I stood and smoked on the door of the office. A horse with a wagon enters the gate. In the car, the same man is drunk and sleeping. The horse goes straight to the place where she was fed and drunk yesterday, stands up, and apparently begins to wait for the exchange of her cargo for seed with water)))

The local therapist says:
He is in a trolleybus, a man comes in and sees him:
Oh Doctor! How about my analyses?
You know you will die.
The man sat there.
How is it? It cannot be!
The doctor says to him:
Don’t ask stupid questions. Do you think I remember you?
The man cried, and he continued in silence.

The entire history of military conflicts can be described as a sadly familiar lohatron:
Old fools persuade young donkeys to die for their interests and ideas.

The story of the cat and his retirement :)
A couple of years ago, a family from a distant Siberian city came to Tenerife... and fell in love with the island. Unable to resist the beauty of the Atlantic, they bought a villa with four hectares of land.
The family moved to the island quickly, the problem was one: a member of the family remained at home - a red cat, who at the time was eight years old, for which he never left the apartment. The cat loved to eat and sleep, sometimes sat on the window and watched the birds, but attempted not even to go up the staircase. The cat was fed, 16-17 kg.
The question arose of moving a family member to the Canary Islands. With this weight, only in the luggage compartment. But this option was not even considered: such a trip the cat could not endure. It is a huge stress not only for the cat, but for the whole family.
There were two options left.
1st Take the cat in the car across Europe, and then a ferry to the island.
2nd Put the cat on a diet.
The father of the family, Sergey, introduced a trip to Europe in the company of a cat and came into terrible horror by one thought about it. The second option was chosen.
In order for the red face to be easier to endure the terrible period of the diet, the man decided to also switch to light food and remove from the diet his favorite sardines and meat.
The cat was crying, cuddling, asking for food, crying... Sergey wrote reports to me every week. If I had received letters not on the internet, I’m sure they would have been blurred with tears and written with a shaking hand :)
A month later, the cat opened the refrigerator and ate a simple cucumbers. The family’s father hugged the cat and cried with him. The cat became more often sitting on the window and dreamed of eating a bird. Every week the veterinarian came and checked the cat’s health. Red, who did not like guests, began to welcome everyone with joy, checking the bags for food. If she didn’t, she put her shoes.
The cat decided: if you target more and more often, the owner will pity him. The veterinarian recommended castration. Sergey thought that the cat was so bad - it was better to tolerate the smell.
11 months of diet. The cat weighed 9 kilograms with a small one. Sergei lost 15 kg.
They booked a cat for a flight, writing a complaint and a detailed letter as he was losing weight to make a trip on board. They asked to pardon and allow the carriage in the cabin of the animal, which together with the carrier at the time weighed 10–10,5 kg. The letter was accompanied by a picture of the unhappy cat. I answered immediately: take it! These are such victims!
In the plane, the cat was given a piece of sausage. Probably, if a cat could speak, he would say it was the most delicious sausage in his life. After hearing the story of a cat who had been on a diet for 11 months, neighbors donated him a sausage from their lunch.
Then the cat came to Finnish. For the first three months, he measured all four hectares of land. He could not believe it was all his and nobody claimed it.
Now the cat is hunting - almost every day brings the owners of a suffocated rabbit. The rabbit prefers to eat cooked, raw tired.
When I come to visit them, a huge red cat (18 kg) meets me and then leads me to the door.
Every time I think, this is the cat’s retirement! Canaries, warmth, four hectares and a villa at his disposal... hopefully he forgot that hellish period of stress.

The mosquito bite a drug addict for two hours thought he was a supersonic fighter.

Durex is banned. Now another manufacturer will push Contextual Advertising.

Good Holly

What is here, that elsewhere (and on the Internet, and in real) I constantly encounter fighters for rights. Whose rights they just do not defend... The list, I think everyone can make it himself, and it will be a lot.

And at least one fox would say at the same time: "I defend the rights of those and those, but at the same time I understand that there are no rights without duties, and demanding such rights we take on such duties, because it is fair and right."

Let’s start with the believers. We have a secular state, but they have more rights than atheists/agnostics, and the duties are the same. So is?

"Lala, I don’t listen to you, you’re a feminist":

It doesn’t matter what feminism is about if its implementation is shit. Bring adequate feminists, and the people will draw to you.

Inadequate feminists, give god that 1% of their total number be found. When a person tells you - there are problems, and we are trying to fight with them, and your answer - there are fucking people among you, and thus all your movement - shit, then specifically with you to talk about nothing in principle.

After the lineal exam, I realized that if the men are goats, then the women are countercriminal. The Tensions (

With your cockroaches in shoes, it is better not to visit at all.
Meeting in the street, in a cafe, etc.

Mom to note. One day a girl was in the car. We talked and all that. He told me about the ex. The goat said, and the fool turned out. But the most interesting was the dialogue between the girl and her mother after divorce.

I knew from the beginning that he was a fool.
D: Why didn’t you tell me?? to
M is ha. Then you would not have been suffering with him for a year, but for 10 years.

I think it’s so hard for you and me to understand each other because women only remember the last sentence. All the babies are stupid. Tomorrow we will play against Wales.

YYY: How many times do you say, I will beat your football!! to

The only mistakes that really rage are those made by the critic of other people’s illiteracy.

She read the crypt-story, painted the runes over the door of the office. And they worked!
An advertiser from the bank, telling about new loans, went with his trembling to everyone, but not to me. He stood under the door for a long time, but never crossed the threshold, and then silently merged. Oh well!