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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6873
 15.06.2008
XXX is
What do you think?

YYY
M. about sex

XXX is
You are all such men.

YYY
Well, I could say, of the stars that illuminate your beautiful face and of the beautiful moon that is reflected in your enchanting eyes... but that would be a puzzle.

XXX is
I don’t know it, but I’m looking for it ?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6872
 15.06.2008
by Lamk. ? toreal drug, especially at 70 lvl;
by Lamk. ? toThe second night was gone.
by Lamk. ? toMeaning in sequence. But I had time to sleep there.
by Lamk. ? toI pretended I didn’t have a network.
Kirill: Hi hi hi hi hi...
Look at me sleeping in another tent with you!
Kirill: You’re going to have more cracks, and you’re going to have Tetris clanking.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6871
 15.06.2008
The last living creature that I kissed was some kind of spider in the club when I ate the cabbage somewhere in the winter.
I am a horse
The last living creature I kissed was a whore, and I don’t shake myself.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6870
 15.06.2008
I’m tired of crawling =(
222-O_o fucking that mass phenomenon to me so) electricity should be melted))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
My mom screamed at me yesterday because I bite every day.
111a I ragged said that she has eyes like David Blain when she is angry 8D

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6869
 15.06.2008
Oh yeah, he’s an acupuncture guy) yesterday, Prikyn stated that he fell in love!))))
I am in love with him!!! to
I asked Molly, how did you understand it?
He replied, “When I kiss her, I don’t think about how the saliva goes into her mouth through the salivary channels, and how the jaw-face muscles are strained, and how we look like we are eating each other.
Killed by *ROFL*

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6868
 15.06.2008
I put a gamepad. This program will set the curse of the pharaohs on your computer." Smiled.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6867
 15.06.2008
Tyrael: Yesterday we went to Halk.
The girls in the box office long flattered from phrases such as:
Two tickets and a hole!
2 tickets and 2 tickets.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6866
 15.06.2008
I, as a tour manager, listened to the nonsense of one tourist, who spoke to the whole office, what hero she was not shown during the excursion "the window to Europe", which Peter I cut. I told her for half an hour that it was a figurative concept, a metaphor... Aunt only humbled when my colleague told her that it was a “window” on restoration. After a long time, they looked at me like a fool.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6865
 15.06.2008
<@dragonflymari> as strange as
<@dragonflymari> is written separately?
<@rangil[away]> ugu
<@dmitri1ee> no, the writing is strange)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6864
 15.06.2008
My mom bought me a blanket.
He said, “Aha! The class!! to
Let me go and pick up the carpet today.
The blanket is not a carpet.
He said, “Let me go and take a blanket and a carpet.
My mom bought a dress.
Not the carpet.
The carpet is not a blanket.
Does she give us the carpet or not?
She is: Aaaah, the carpet! He would say so. Go in, you will take.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6863
 15.06.2008
Fuck it! I really think our kids are watching TV. You haven’t gotten out of the table yet.
I sit all night on the net, in the background of the telecast something is broadcasting, I do not pay special attention to it... Meanwhile, it is 7:30 am. On NTV begins a children's program some Dog Polkan tries to connect with some fairy island through a magic ball. only he calls a ball, as the connection breaks down... Polkan’s mood is spoiled. And then they say it’s the mouse connectors’ fault. He calls the mouse on the carpet and then the dialogue:
Polkan: This is what is happening? I can't connect with the island of XXX. A total breakdown! There was no break in the last story. Today, there are 4 breaks.
Mouse: Yes, no, and in the past story there were breaks, Uncle Polkan. You just didn’t notice!
Polkan: I didn’t notice that! You know how closely I keep my contact. There was no break!!! to
Mouse: Yes, Uncle Polkan, it was true, you didn’t notice, because we fix quickly!
Then another two minutes goes to pain familiar dialogue in a more calm and censored manner. At the end of the day, Polkan is put on a fashion ration. And he says with satisfaction: No breakthroughs now!!! to
So, at the end, the storyteller in the form of a young man’s lock in a window with stacks summed up that the fairy tale was for those in the subject! (I literally did not remember)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6862
 15.06.2008
Can you take me out of work today?
He: What will it be for me?
She: What would you like?
What do men usually want? and ;)
She: to eat... The meat...?? to
It is O_O

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6861
 15.06.2008
by Antonio-Felipe Inzaghi
Is there any object in this world on which your fox did not lie?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6860
 15.06.2008
Aggressor
Today I saw a route gazelle with a sticker on the front glass "Memento mori". Going on foot...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6859
 15.06.2008
I recently read the inscription on the tube of super glue: be careful the glue glues the skin and eyelids! and :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6858
 15.06.2008
Quote from RA, p. 12: “So you have learned to turn on the computer, which undoubtedly gives the right to continue creative communication with PEVM. [...] »

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6857
 15.06.2008
Why can't you call the photo and find it on the phone?
YYY and keys!
Yyy and cigarettes
YYY and the lighter
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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6856
 15.06.2008
Handur
Listen, what can the contract form look like to sell the soul to the devil in exchange for, say, immortality or some other service?
Drblack
Treaty with the Devil (God forgive)
It is filled with blood on both sides. If the sick blood ends before the statement of the wishes of the client - the contract is considered to have lost force in the part of the jellyfish and the soul of the client forever goes to the Devil (hereinafter the Contractor).
The Contractor undertakes to fully fulfill the wishes specified in the contract, not promising the possibility for the Client to enjoy the results of the wishes or guaranteeing the result that the Client expected (see paragraph 13).
The Customer is obliged, in any event of fulfillment of the desires specified in the contract, to give his soul to the Contractor (see paragraph 13.a). "And Nibet")
Dato, bear the

The Aztec chancellery diligently studies the Albanian to shake the souls of the Otischniks

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6855
 15.06.2008
In fact, they are not using their brand correctly.
1: Instead of any disks, magazines, etc., you need to release toilet paper with the logo of DOMA2 on each piece!
In a week, all profits will break the old income.
Then I will eat purgen specifically.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6854
 15.06.2008
Voting, "Do you have a pet?":
cats 41% [119]
dogs 13% [36]
younger brother 3% [7]

Did my baby get offended?

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