XXX is
What do you think?
YYY
M. about sex
XXX is
You are all such men.
YYY
Well, I could say, of the stars that illuminate your beautiful face and of the beautiful moon that is reflected in your enchanting eyes... but that would be a puzzle.
XXX is
I don’t know it, but I’m looking for it ?
by Lamk. ? toreal drug, especially at 70 lvl;
by Lamk. ? toThe second night was gone.
by Lamk. ? toMeaning in sequence. But I had time to sleep there.
by Lamk. ? toI pretended I didn’t have a network.
Kirill: Hi hi hi hi hi...
Look at me sleeping in another tent with you!
Kirill: You’re going to have more cracks, and you’re going to have Tetris clanking.
The last living creature that I kissed was some kind of spider in the club when I ate the cabbage somewhere in the winter.
I am a horse
The last living creature I kissed was a whore, and I don’t shake myself.
I’m tired of crawling =(
222-O_o fucking that mass phenomenon to me so) electricity should be melted))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
My mom screamed at me yesterday because I bite every day.
111a I ragged said that she has eyes like David Blain when she is angry 8D
Oh yeah, he’s an acupuncture guy) yesterday, Prikyn stated that he fell in love!))))
I am in love with him!!! to
I asked Molly, how did you understand it?
He replied, “When I kiss her, I don’t think about how the saliva goes into her mouth through the salivary channels, and how the jaw-face muscles are strained, and how we look like we are eating each other.
Killed by *ROFL*
I put a gamepad. This program will set the curse of the pharaohs on your computer." Smiled.
Tyrael: Yesterday we went to Halk.
The girls in the box office long flattered from phrases such as:
Two tickets and a hole!
2 tickets and 2 tickets.
I, as a tour manager, listened to the nonsense of one tourist, who spoke to the whole office, what hero she was not shown during the excursion "the window to Europe", which Peter I cut. I told her for half an hour that it was a figurative concept, a metaphor... Aunt only humbled when my colleague told her that it was a “window” on restoration. After a long time, they looked at me like a fool.
<@dragonflymari> as strange as
<@dragonflymari> is written separately?
<@rangil[away]> ugu
<@dmitri1ee> no, the writing is strange)
My mom bought me a blanket.
He said, “Aha! The class!! to
Let me go and pick up the carpet today.
The blanket is not a carpet.
He said, “Let me go and take a blanket and a carpet.
My mom bought a dress.
Not the carpet.
The carpet is not a blanket.
Does she give us the carpet or not?
She is: Aaaah, the carpet! He would say so. Go in, you will take.
Fuck it! I really think our kids are watching TV. You haven’t gotten out of the table yet.
I sit all night on the net, in the background of the telecast something is broadcasting, I do not pay special attention to it... Meanwhile, it is 7:30 am. On NTV begins a children's program some Dog Polkan tries to connect with some fairy island through a magic ball. only he calls a ball, as the connection breaks down... Polkan’s mood is spoiled. And then they say it’s the mouse connectors’ fault. He calls the mouse on the carpet and then the dialogue:
Polkan: This is what is happening? I can't connect with the island of XXX. A total breakdown! There was no break in the last story. Today, there are 4 breaks.
Mouse: Yes, no, and in the past story there were breaks, Uncle Polkan. You just didn’t notice!
Polkan: I didn’t notice that! You know how closely I keep my contact. There was no break!!! to
Mouse: Yes, Uncle Polkan, it was true, you didn’t notice, because we fix quickly!
Then another two minutes goes to pain familiar dialogue in a more calm and censored manner. At the end of the day, Polkan is put on a fashion ration. And he says with satisfaction: No breakthroughs now!!! to
So, at the end, the storyteller in the form of a young man’s lock in a window with stacks summed up that the fairy tale was for those in the subject! (I literally did not remember)
Can you take me out of work today?
He: What will it be for me?
She: What would you like?
What do men usually want? and ;)
She: to eat... The meat...?? to
It is O_O
by Antonio-Felipe Inzaghi
Is there any object in this world on which your fox did not lie?
Aggressor
Today I saw a route gazelle with a sticker on the front glass "Memento mori". Going on foot...
I recently read the inscription on the tube of super glue: be careful the glue glues the skin and eyelids! and :)
Quote from RA, p. 12: “So you have learned to turn on the computer, which undoubtedly gives the right to continue creative communication with PEVM. [...] »
Why can't you call the photo and find it on the phone?
YYY and keys!
Yyy and cigarettes
YYY and the lighter
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Handur
Listen, what can the contract form look like to sell the soul to the devil in exchange for, say, immortality or some other service?
Drblack
Treaty with the Devil (God forgive)
It is filled with blood on both sides. If the sick blood ends before the statement of the wishes of the client - the contract is considered to have lost force in the part of the jellyfish and the soul of the client forever goes to the Devil (hereinafter the Contractor).
The Contractor undertakes to fully fulfill the wishes specified in the contract, not promising the possibility for the Client to enjoy the results of the wishes or guaranteeing the result that the Client expected (see paragraph 13).
The Customer is obliged, in any event of fulfillment of the desires specified in the contract, to give his soul to the Contractor (see paragraph 13.a). "And Nibet")
Dato, bear the
The Aztec chancellery diligently studies the Albanian to shake the souls of the Otischniks
In fact, they are not using their brand correctly.
1: Instead of any disks, magazines, etc., you need to release toilet paper with the logo of DOMA2 on each piece!
In a week, all profits will break the old income.
Then I will eat purgen specifically.
Voting, "Do you have a pet?":
cats 41% [119]
dogs 13% [36]
younger brother 3% [7]
Did my baby get offended?