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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49154
 21.06.2011
The teacher of the Paris school checks the presence of the students:
Mustafa ibn Kemal?
and here.
Yakin Badr Harettin?
and here.
The All-in Bar Beer?
“Teacher, my name is correctly pronounced ‘Allen Barbie’.

[ + 93 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49153
 21.06.2011
Meanwhile, I was able to get out of the bars without any problems.
Cut off in the kirz boots without any consequences.
Treat the evil camellots with steel inserts of one and a half kilograms each and stay satisfied.
And scratching the fucking mushrooms with something, stitch, beach boots...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49152
 21.06.2011
The modern version of Dr. Aybolit is Dr. Blythe.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №49151
 21.06.2011
Spring slowly passed into summer.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №49150
 21.06.2011
<semir> there is such a pressure that your eggs would break
<beta> I am a girl
<semir> well the brain would break
<shadow_no> she is a girl

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №49149
 21.06.2011
XXX: We are sitting in the house. have disappeared. Mother and father are sitting opposite. My mother looked at me for a long time with loving eyes and said, “You’re beautiful, Mishka... Your eyes are so... blue... big...”
And the father is phlegmatic: "Like a crawling dog..."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №49148
 21.06.2011
Fibonacci Salad is a salad made from yesterday’s and yesterday’s salad.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49147
 21.06.2011
For taste and color, Stalin's companionship is not for you!)

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №49146
 20.06.2011
No, I don’t sleep, of course, but I think it’s some kind of snoring at the middle of the second night in karaoke to Zemfira: “Do you want me to kill neighbors who are hindering sleep?”and "

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №49145
 20.06.2011
Yyy; And I started going to the shaping and in a month lost 20 thousand rubles!

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №49144
 20.06.2011
You are an angel.
The Fallen?
Max: The overwhelmed

[ + 34 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49143
 20.06.2011
The Landing (11:44:13 20/06/2011)
I was in the car and noticed a flash of the video camera. I realized I was photographed.
He was on the subject of excess speed, although he knew that the speed was not exceeded.
Just to make sure of my assumption, I walked around the quarter, passed by.
again in the same place, at an even lower speed. and camera
It exploded again. I thought it was funny, and I walked past the camera.
three more times at turtle speed, smiling at the camera that clicked
Every time I passed by.
Two weeks later, I received five receipts by mail for driving with unwrapped seat belts))))))))))))))

[ + 143 - ] Comment quote №49142
 20.06.2011
Drown the damned glamorous rescuers from the orbit advertisement together with their yacht! Give us back Juno and Cynthia! :" (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49141
 20.06.2011
I may be a witch, but you have a magic stick, sweetheart.

[ + 74 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49140
 20.06.2011
Suddenly came to mind an example of the difference of thinking.

If a woman attracts her husband, say, nuts, and says, “Eat, dear. By the way, walnuts improve potency - the phrase about the potency of a man is perceived purely as a fact. Type: "Ugu, good that increases chrumhrum".

If you say this to a woman, then you get a scan with screams: "Yes, then you are not satisfied with my potency, you are heartless?and "

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49139
 20.06.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
After the conference, we went to the forest for a picnic. Talk about a hobby. Who has what: one claims that he is a DND trustee, the second on MTG, the third Vahu collects, the fourth knife, the fifth mushroom, the sixth fisherman, and so on. Only a silent guy was sitting under a tree and... hm, he was silent, sewing some hairy fig. Someone asks him:
Who are you, dear man?
and I? The guy breaks off from the sewing, kicks back, on the tree under which he sits. I am a subordinate.
The hunter arrived. The costume shields.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №49138
 20.06.2011
The question:
A week before the wedding, he comes to a new bedroom, takes him to a four-room apartment in Kutuzovsky and tells him that he is an internet trader and earns more than $ 400,000 a month, and took that one and didn’t tell me to make sure we had love. 0 - O
Should I fuck him or be happy?

The answer:
Funny, but with a very happy expression on the face.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №49137
 20.06.2011
At 7 p.m. I went out for cigarettes. In the courtyard on the asphalt, healthy inscription - "Misha you goat! I love you!"
I think it’s a heartburn. I go back and notice that the car next to the inscription, all the wheels are broken, I look further and the next, and even further. Until the end of the court!! Including my car!! to
Beautiful, if you read this come, we will love you all at home and not once guaranteed!!! to
And we will love all the Mishes from our yard!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49136
 20.06.2011
I watched the movie "Armageddon".
I found the main meaning of the film - the Russians never give up, but the Americans still take all the glory of themselves. = = (

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №49135
 20.06.2011
Where would you stay tonight?
No to NO!!!! to

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