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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99413
 19.06.2014
And the news says that some percentage of Russians still believe in the victory of the Russian national team.
Probably a sect. "The Witnesses of Kerzhakov".

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99412
 19.06.2014
Read here different...there was such a settlement-Romashkin, famous for the fact that there were armored trains based there during the war...New colors played a cartoon called "the steam car from Romashkin";

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99411
 19.06.2014
The Porsche Cayenne Turbo. In the frame of the number mark is the inscription "directory for anti-corruption". Trophy is...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №99410
 19.06.2014
I have a view from the window of four entrances, at each entrance two bars, on which the grandmothers usually nest. Now I measure the state of the weather in "bubbles". 2-3 babies - windy, cold, raw. A good summer day is 8-10 babies or more. Zero Babok means either on the street hellish apocalypse, or on the television Malysheva show.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99409
 19.06.2014
A: (seeing the photo of the An-12 cargo aircraft) I remembered the verse.
B: to go
A: Thirty meters to Kil, two pilots at the wheel.
B is bayana. This was the case with the Be-12 hydroplan. Two motors, two steering wheels, two pilots at the steering wheel, the buzz on the left and the buzz on the right, the stormman rotates like...".
A: In general, even in the Great Patriotic about the bomber Er-2 was similar.
B: Mercy collision, we will start to dig - we will find out that the verse was originally about the Sikorsky airplane "Russian Knight". Or "Illya Muromza"
Four Knights in the Cabin
Three pieces on the tail.
The four in the middle,
And the bomb is loaded on the earth.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99408
 19.06.2014
Signature to a picture of an empty five-way road
Moscow is OK.

This is photoshop! ))
YYY: These are wallpapers on the forehead

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99407
 19.06.2014
Today I was delighted with the inscription on the wall of my house: "You can smile! You don’t have a camera" :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99406
 19.06.2014
He witnessed a masterpiece conversation between a husband and his wife.
I’m sorry for shouting at work. Just if I won’t scream at everyone, then the users will know that I’m good, tomorrow they’ll take my brain out of it for a day, they’ll make a few junk foods, they’ll eat them and they’ll get me in the soul!!! Why do you have a brainless husband with a shit in your shower?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99405
 19.06.2014
"...in the female will be "cat", and in the male "cat".
I: And on average?
Q: I don’t know...
I am a cat!"

Nothing like that!
Like coffee, he is.
The middle race is a cat.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99404
 19.06.2014
From the Hubble, an article about flying close to the sun:
Vanguay commented on an anecdote about “Flying at night.”
You are like small! I need to fly in the winter, why do they gather in the summer?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99403
 19.06.2014
At the sports food shop:
Now the client came, picked the shakers, picked for a long time, then said - let out the one, red, I love red, I have a white bike.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99402
 19.06.2014
In the pharmacy when buying condoms:

Seller: Do you need a package?

Buyer: - It will be useful, it is pretty scary

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99401
 19.06.2014
The worst form of civil society dialogue is civil war.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №99400
 19.06.2014
I drove a four-year-old daughter today. After a while, she approaches me, kneels, hugs my cheeks, kisses my nose, kisses my eyes and says:
I love you so much...
I was all bloomed, always balladed when she kissed me so. I smile, and here she says to me:
“Don’t be ashamed now, when such a little girl loves you so much, and you love her in the ass, in the ass?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №99399
 19.06.2014
In the interview:
Name your strengths.
and perseverance!
Thank you, we will contact you.
I will wait here.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99398
 19.06.2014
Funny in Google:
This is:
The Rosemary. by "o" with one "s."
The Rosemary. by "o" with one "s."
and etc.
It is...
My name is Rosemary. I am not afraid that it is not written as it should. I think people are cruel. My whole life was "Rosomaha". It’s kind of offensive, kind of smiling... But, shit, it was worth the screen to get a movie of the same name and now I’m just Diman. The type of rosemary is already cool and not offensive...
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Yes, you would at least have a picture of the rosemary dulled before writing about the smiling and offensive...
Shame on Rosemary.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99397
 19.06.2014
and Dolby:

Schumacher is awake. He is very active with his wife. I am ashamed to imagine how. But I understand him well, after half a year of coma.
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He became disabled. And you thought about the fact that after six months of coma all body functions atrophy him, he can not walk and sit normally and what you are embarrassed to imagine, he is now up to the bulb. And the reaction to your wife... and how would you react to a loved one when there was a chance that you would not survive at all?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №99396
 19.06.2014
xxx: For the first time in a few years I recorded files on a disk.
YYY: In the sense of sitting?
xxx to)
XXX: It was so exciting.
xxx: everyone spoke with silent voices, the disc was passed from hand to hand, carefully not to hurt or leave traces, with a soft sound opened the siding, as the first time we recorded the file, nostalgia lived in the air...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99395
 19.06.2014
There were such times. The tough Soviet schoolchildren in those years already mastered the Kalashnikov machine machine (assembly-disassembly, keeping fire standing from the knee), and the tough Soviet PTUchniks were able to shoot from the PZRK.

P.S And then they were called into the army and there they mastered the spade.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №99394
 19.06.2014
I walk with the dog, and she ran away from me and, szuco, does not react to the team "to me". Neither voice nor visual. Well, I think there’s nothing to do, I’ll have to call it bad. He breathed deeper and into the whole street: A NU-KA FAST GO HERE, PIDORAS SHERSTYANA!!! Tajik has arrived. He stands, looks at me, smiles and apparently waits for instructions. The dog is fucking.

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