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[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17201
 12.06.2009
People like you have already quoted about how you tortured your pets, these are the sweetest creatures that love you and are always waiting at home...who does it with them.
<br>Not ever!!! Never tick a cat in a wet nose with a battery "krona")))))
Thus, you need to kill the fox in the head nail fucking, and push it into the transformator bucket!
With a sincere hatred for you, Pidor Asam, Nickolas!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17200
 12.06.2009
Once on my husband's phone I heard the song of the cast on the seventh floor, it's like the sixth, but on the upper floor.
Oh, I was stupid, I thought that on the seventh, it was like on the eighth, but on the lower floor!!! to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №17199
 12.06.2009
A car, like a wife, must be chosen so that it satisfies you, not you.
of your acquaintances.

[ + 39 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17198
 12.06.2009
Day of Independence of Russia from its own people.

Recently, a friend from the family of the military came to visit, telling about the
Today’s life tells this story. Salary of Submarine Officers
Approximately 15,000 to 20,000 rubles depending on the rank.
The rest are trying to get some rewards and payments, if
It does. Tom and history.

There was another launch of the Bulava, from the viewpoint of the submarines, everything was
Implemented impeccably. Sergius is pleased. Using it
In a favorable moment, to Serdyukov approaches the captain with the prepared
the order for the premiation of the personnel, it remains only to find out the size
awarded and signed. There is such a conversation between them:

Captain: Well, it seems everything went well...
Serdjukov: Yes, the guys are good!
The guys tried and put it out in full. As you think, you can
Writing a prize?
Serdjukov: Of course, what is it about! How much do you plan to issue?
I think I can get three salaries.
Serdyukov (Bagroveya and Virepeya): - Yes, you are about %welly absolutely!!! Give them po
150 thousand is enough.

In general, faster probably with the signed order, the captain has not run for a long time.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17197
 12.06.2009
It is not true that there are only unfair people working in the government. be
and objective. There are incompetents.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17196
 12.06.2009
Nostradamus (12:03:21 9/06/2009)
Do you believe in female friendship?

Chairman (12:04:29 9/06/2009)
I accept things as they are, and I only believe that aliens will one day pull the dean to them for experiments.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17195
 12.06.2009
Of the difficult erotic routines of the inspectors of GIBDD. Horrible traffic jams at Kiev station. Lieutenant - in right: "Lohah, you are standing? And I’m standing... They said she’ll come in half an hour, if we’re standing, we’ll both get fucked in the ass..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17194
 12.06.2009
Passportist: - I have when they write the application for the exchange of passports, there is a sample, there is written a citizen (CA) of Russia, so women, all so and write a citizen, and 20 years old and 45 years old, where they were taught?
And in the column about family status, the boys write: I will not marry, the girls write: HOLOSTAY. One at all wrote, family status - son!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №17193
 12.06.2009
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YYY: I am from Kenua, and wheree is u uu frоm?
xxx: I am from Zimbabwe
A minute of silence.
Tagged: Rizdish
XXX: I will be

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17192
 12.06.2009
Well, when there are breasts, but no ass, it is better than when there is a ass, but no ass.
It depends on which side to look at...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17191
 11.06.2009
<xxx> (18:43:34 17/05/2009)
Oh well!
Where the hell is where we go tomorrow?

<yyy> (18:44:07 17/05/2009)
Somewhere between the back and the feet.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17190
 11.06.2009
The new electric shocker from Apple - iBlia!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №17189
 11.06.2009
xxx: The new film of Takeshi Kitano "The Samurai in the Toilet":

(>_<)

(o_o)

(O_O)

(^_^)

yyy : ))))))))


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17188
 11.06.2009
Give to rights. Exam is a city. On the parking lot (where the movement begins) a crowd of people stands, everyone is waiting for their turn. There are several uneducated cars in this same parking lot. This is the "harm" study. From the driver’s door comes out a man, on whose face it was read, something fiercely speaks to the inspector sitting on the rear seat, strongly knocks on the door and goes away. He gets out of the pocket of the alarm barrel and sits in the next standing "prioru" on the driver's seat and leaves. Inspector in Houston. Looking forward to the next transfer.)

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17187
 11.06.2009
I came to the university to get a certificate of study at this institution. The dean (a hairy, bearded man of the 70s) signing her raises his eyes and asks:"and with the payment you, young man, is it okay?". "Em, yes, I have already paid everything", and I understand that the debt is still hanging over the past semester. Dean: Well, no worries, otherwise I will chase you for the rest of my life and bite you in my sleep.
I am afraid of O.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17186
 11.06.2009
I am beginning to fear children again.
She went to the store, next to the door, the girl sits, painting small pieces.
I was in the store for a long time, the line was pipet, and the box alone worked.
XHH: So that diet at the time I came out, I was already finishing the drawing. Do you know what I painted??? Scuco, the contour of a lying man!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17185
 11.06.2009
Primitive system: No one can be forced to be a slave.
The slave ownership system - slaves exist, but they must be fed, drunk and forced to work.
Fortress law - slaves feed themselves, but they must still be forced to work.
Wild capitalism - slaves themselves come into slavery, feed and feed themselves, and force themselves to work.
A free world - slaves themselves come into slavery, feed and feed themselves, and force themselves to work. Moreover, they consider themselves free and they like it.

It’s strange to get that from the boss.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17184
 11.06.2009
My wife filled out the questionnaire. A lot of stupid questions such as how long you can work without going to the toilet, etc. But the most brilliant was, “How did you learn about our organization?”
Flip nothing...
But she was on the railway.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17183
 11.06.2009
I once noticed that in the winter the shrubs of the sirens bloomed as if they were in May, do you believe me or not?
I believe you, I know how to fuck myself.

[ + 590 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17182
 11.06.2009
I am a troll and an idiot.

All of. From tomorrow I will wear a section of the water pipes under my jacket. And if at least once a fool is going to drive around the traffic jams on the sidewalk and signal me to let him pass, I will drive his car to the fucking dogs.
I know you are in a hurry. Everyone is in a hurry. This is a fucking sidewalk. People have to walk, you know? Not another road for your car. I will not give up on your way. Even if you go out with darts, joke. Add the gas and smash me, well! The Eat? The same thing.
Fuck to fuck. Zhao-e-ba-li! to
Plus to you, gentlemen.

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