Eric: I am coming home. I go into the kitchen and there is such a wonderful smell of some flower tea. I watched, it hasn’t been so long ago. I poured a cup, swept, sat down and it. Mother comes in. I said to her, "Tea is just wonderful," she looked at the cooking tea, and then breathed and said, "Yes, I cooked your brother's remedy for constipation on herbs."
I liked the tea, it’s called :( (I’m still running to the toilet.

xxx: I don't understand why I have programming at all, but I gave up.
What language do you have?
xxx: English

I don’t like living in the village.
The toilet is always full of flies.
I want solitude!

Leather(14:40:43 20/06/2010)
Are you sick? Recover at last or die now!

I am an exemplary girl.
XXX: Okay
YYY: Yes
XXX: Can you give an example?

Do you know what Zombie is? :)

- No, but it sounds like I wasted my head and painted my nails.

The boss brought his two-year-old boy to work. He took the key from the safe from the manager. The manager tries to exchange the key for a visit card, the little one looks at it as if it was a choked one.
YYY: Oh it is useless. I know that little guy, he has the right installations. He doesn’t even exchange the key from Porsche Caine for the key from Lexus and the chocolate.

If the roar of the tank engine comes out of the toilet, it means that it has gone to mess with the laptop again.

From Blogs:
" is great. remove the pants from the rope after washing, and in the pocket the socks washed=)"

My favorite gave:

And if I get better, you’ll run around and scream, “It’s all mine!” It is all mine!

Served in the army. He was hospitalized with tooth pain. It was necessary to tear the 8k (the tooth of wisdom). The doctor, a 40-year-old aunt, says: "Don't worry, I've broken my jaw before 8k until the guy's jaw was broken!" I pulled the pen off the chair!! to

by KVG!

Balin
All, I went

Balin
I will either kill myself or put it in my hands.

Balin
The neighbor's department moved and took the tea!!!! to

Balin
The Fuck!! to

Balin
The pedestrian!!! to

Balin
How to work now?

Yesterday I watched the matrix in the original.
YYY: And before that, did you only look at transposed matrices?

Chloe: I remembered one funny story here. I used to have an eternal complaint about the fact that at 25 I look like 17. I took myself as a "kinder" and was very upset by this fact:)) One morning I went to work. Wear a new super sexy business lady costume: a black shirt, a white swimsuit and a black jacket. I turn around the mirror, all such an adult and serious lady. Dad is watching me. I turn to him, asking with a victory in the voice:
Do I look like a kidney now?
Now you look like a Kindergarten Penguin!
:D

The girl is not allowed to walk after 21:00, I find out the reason. Her answer killed me:
I just said my phrase...
-mam, unless as I grow up the time I can walk decreases>.<
As the size of your breasts increases, time decreases.

My boyfriend is a metalist. All in black, all in black, all as it should be.
I come home to him one day, I look at him, and in his closet some white fist is looking through.
xxx: "Not figured, I say, do you still wear white clothes?" He looks at the dress and so carelessly:"No, it’s a Jedi costume";
XHH: 25 year old
Who do I meet with o_o

XXX: I ask you like a good housewife: if the pellet has popped up, are they ready? Or is it not Pellman?

XXX: The Girl Gone With Me
YYY: I wonder why?
xxx: called me a dumb shit and went to another server

The Basatron:
Never go with a stranger in a big place.
Especially when his wife kicked him out of the house.
As the practice shows, he can be a long-distance driver.
Go with me to Peter.
The Rice:
What a gesture.
The Basatron:
At least I woke up in the anniversary.
When they came out for 15 minutes, I tried to figure out where the beach was from.
The Street of the Admiral
After a day I went back on electric cars.
Damn I drank a beer.

Talk to a Ukrainian from Lviv.

How do you know Russian?
YYY: Studying in School
My grandfather is talking.
How do you know Ukrainian?
See also Google Translator :)