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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114999
 18.06.2015
17556, which overcame all misfortunes!

Honestly, I’d rather endure a crowd of suicidal insinuations than one of those I can overcome, in which self-love runs literally in every word.

You enjoy your role as a poor widow with a child in your arms so much that you do not notice the rest, mixing them with the debris. Your colleague, who dared to insult your bright eye with an eternally cloudy sight, lives alone with a drunken father. This means that in the best case, the father can arrange constant drunk scandals and fights. And in the worst - to create such a thing that the fact that she didn't shake up in a psychic or at the cemetery after what happened will be a real miracle.

So just think about others the next time before you do it again. The whole world is not obliged to mourn your sorrow, you know.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114998
 18.06.2015
When I went to work as a firefighter at the Wachtangov Theatre,
I was told that Yevgeny Bagrationovich Wachtangov
I like to say to young artists: “You have to prepare for the old while you are young!
Young people don’t like to play old people, and when the age is right, it’s too late, all the roles are occupied.”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №114997
 18.06.2015
here here :
Tell me, is this schizophrenia? If I have several personalities, but they do not interfere with each other, but on the contrary, perfectly fit and harmoniously complement each other. Do I need to be treated?
and...

You have several users in the system. Let it work, the main thing is that Amigo does not roll.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №114996
 18.06.2015
I wave...

I explain:
The man could stretch Gandon once uncertain and not bear fruit. Or to encourage the children to do well, and then - ah, I endured, I couldn't.
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Sex safety is the responsibility of both partners, except in the case of rape. The fact that the man did not wear a condom was his decision. But what the woman gave him in this case was her decision. The children he was upset, father Carlo was dumb... And she didn’t notice, she was busy cleaning, apparently.

So, like whistling in a living person without a condom, not thinking about the consequences, it is normal, and a woman let herself bump with contraceptives. The fact that contraceptives fail, condoms break, of course, the woman is to blame. She is a mercantile SS... a resilient woman who only thinks about how to fly and pull a grandmother's man. If you go to bed with a woman with whom you have a relationship without a condom, then be prepared for possible paternity. Not ready - leave immediately, do not rub a woman's head and do not ruin her life.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114995
 18.06.2015
I answer

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I’ll answer the naive who doesn’t understand why women who are only looking for sex are offered relationships.

So here. If a woman is only looking for sex, then the rest of her problems she solves herself (or for a set of other sources) So she is self-sufficient and has unspent sexual energy. At the exit we have quality sex and we have no other people's problems on our head. I want such relationships.
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If a man just had sex and rejoiced in the absence of problems, everything would be great. But for some reason he goes to solve the most non-existent problems (and in fact creates them), this is incomprehensible.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114994
 18.06.2015
The dust floats in the border, and the ships are walking!
and...

First in Proud
Secondly, she’s fucking on the boat and swimming.
The courts go.
Before teaching others, it would be good for yourself to learn, and then to open your mouth and whisper.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114993
 18.06.2015
The husband listened to what all the surrounding women were talking about their husbands. He gives me:
You talk worse about me.
Why Why?
Will they be stolen?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114992
 18.06.2015
Suddenly realized that the second part of the cartoon "House" will have minor problems in the Russian rental.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114991
 18.06.2015
xxx: I have a virus at work!! to
XHH: The work is up. Until I finish it, it is not possible to continue working.
Do you know who brought it? What kind of virus?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx The infection! Seven served...

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114990
 18.06.2015
Jehovah’s Witnesses accidentally called the apartment where the Islamic fundamentalists rented the apartment to talk about God, and in a minute they talked to God Himself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114989
 18.06.2015
The girls argued at the country whose spiritual world is richer.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114988
 18.06.2015
Fuck, I am a man, right? The maximum I can do as a woman is to wash the floor because it wasn’t washed...well, 3 months, maybe...

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You are not a man, but you are not a woman. Nearly on the subject:
Do you wash after you shower?
Of course!
It’s time for you to fuck!! to


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114987
 18.06.2015
I don't understand, and why not produce it and "Anushka oil", a ready-made powerful brand, with history. I’m already introducing the first slogan: "Do you know how slippery it is?"
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If you go for lubricants, then Imho, masterpiece!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114986
 18.06.2015
News on the site of the town of Navrode "officials passed the norms of GTO"
photocopy with giraffes, Valuev and so on
In the comments there is a fierce discussion.

One aunt writes, as usual, not in the subject, just to lick:
What a terrible valley!!! to

In response to her:

This is you, sweetheart, still photos of local brides on the dating site have not seen
Valuev against them – Apollo

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114985
 18.06.2015
Having a favorite character in Game of Thrones is like suffering for the Russian national team at the World Cup. Always have a spare option.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114984
 18.06.2015
They are like electricity.
One can be constant, the other can be variable.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114983
 18.06.2015
XXX: Where is your money? They were many.

YYY: Money is where it was
YYY: They are in the past

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114982
 18.06.2015
The captain is rushing to help.
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Our cat is fashionable and in trend - raw. <...> Meat is not like vegetables. Always fed, everything in science is balanced, and he steals and eats. That’s what he lacks, right?
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Your dog lacks vegetables. So is!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114981
 18.06.2015
YYU: If, for example, you interview a thousand people on the topic: What it means to be a normal person, you get a set of qualities that a person must have in order to be called a normal person. However, if the same thousand people are tested on this set, it turns out that most of them do not have all the necessary qualities. That is, in other words, most people will be conditionally abnormal. But this is not all, according to the theory of statistics, this majority will just fit into the normal distribution, and therefore they will be considered normal, while a minority of people who meet absolutely all the requirements of normality will be a deviation, or simply abnormal.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114980
 18.06.2015
I lie on the veranda. Time is 23:22
and. Periodically, a mosquito approaches me, bites, flies away, sits next to a wall, sits, thinks, flies, bites, flies... In the name of the experiment, I give him life, without saving myself, because of the fact that he is a human being. I even wonder when this hair is already eaten and how much will enter it?! to

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