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It is only among my friends and acquaintances there is not a single person who enters the guests, without removing shoes, wearing a swing or snorkeling with one-time socks and the sterility of toilet seats? Or do I live in another universe?

According to Google Chrome, dinosaurs did not disappear because of a meteorite, but because they failed to jump across all the cactus.

Reading is an intimate affair. Interfering in it is as untouchable as in family life.

A. The mirrors

You just want to wander, and once - and the wreath was taken away...

Why don’t humans fly like birds?
And why? Judging by the development of all sorts of controls, robotics, home delivery, virtual reality, etc., it’s not far from the time when people will stop getting up from the couch and wonder – why don’t people walk like all the animals?

The relatives came to us.
Including two nephews. Both are lazy, apathetic and sit a lot on the internet. He showed them his improved sports corner. He made a ten-time lift with a coup and so on.
After a while, I was asked for ginseng. I am proud to be the new Makarenko!! to
In 10 minutes I go to the veranda and they sit and look at the notepad. And the hoodies put on it, just the rope to the roof was lacking...

In the store standing at the box office, I slightly notice in the next row in front of the white-brushed boy of usually informal appearance, from boredom I think that he looks like one acquaintance, only, probably, even younger (and a acquaintance 22 years old).After a couple of minutes at the neighboring box office revival, it turns out that the boy took alcohol, the cashier asked for a passport, and it turned out that the buyer - a woman and she was already thirty years old.

Microsoft bought the company again.
God, they will ruin it!
Don’t forget, it’s LinkedIn.
Oh yeah yes. It will not ruin...

When you open ithappenes, you go six months back in the past.

Only in an unknown way her weight is 67 kg.
At a high height, from 180 and above, it's just great for the girl, even the stock is there)) I remember, in the time of love, up to 65 lost weight, so it's skin and bones, br..

Sometimes men, in their ignorance of some physiological aspects, or under the influence of stereotypes, simply impress their ability to not think and not hear.

There is a meeting on our department, suddenly an agitated colleague (K) who was present at the previous meeting runs in.

Q: Sorry, can I take my laptop? Where is he?
Here is your laptop.
Q: What about the mouse? Where is the mouse?
Here is your mouse.
Where is your mouse carpet? Take it too!
Q: We do not use the carpet.

ZZZ: Is that not the feeling?

XX: Cats invented to feed cows.

But since they do not have hands, they have been taunted for this man.

Once in her youth, she talked to her dad on the topic of how much time women spend on cosmetics.
I: I’m just painting my lips. As long as I am in the elevator.
Q: In 40 seconds? The young man. As a soldier.

I do not yet understand - visually now fashion on phytos, fragile thin twigs for seven years, or even ten left the pictures - they continue to love only individual not very numerous people with such a personal preference. Phytonashs are slim and fat-free, but the muscles are heavier than fat, so they weigh a lot with more or less noticeable growth (plus they have almost always a powerful ass for some reason). And some strange people continue to calculate weight norms so that girls have neither fat nor muscle at all.

I met a guy here on the net, a funny one.
He, for instance, sincerely considers the word “switch” unworthy, because he considers it a jargon name, citing the “ejaculation result” of a man who eats too much sweets.
xxx =D
XXX: He thinks it’s a sweet puddle.
and Emm.
YYY: Is it not?

xxx: Fuck, here are two girls 7-9 years old, so much getting out, I just don't want a mate
XXX: It is fun.
yyy: treat small debils with phuism)
YYY: For the big ones, too.
YYY: Generally speaking, it is better to treat the fools with puzzles.
Wise advice from an older sister

Women are divided into those of whom the goats have taken away the best years of life, and the single ones who are not lucky.

Yes, he is such a bitch that he can play the roles of three brothers: the younger now, the middle in three years, and in the role of the elder when he is twenty, and then weave the vidos together, including scenes where they communicate with each other in the same frame.
> Fuck, I didn’t have to speak this idea out loud, suddenly it will do O_o

67 kilograms – and it’s fat?!!!!! to
The men ate, they ate.

111: The main component of shouting "pump", IMCO is jealousy. "Here she, fucking, not stressing, and I broke everything up here...I also want it!"
The anatomical structure of the mouth in men and women is the same.
111:Well, this is the case when gender stereotypes in society and sexism interfere with male earnings.)))