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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6832
 14.06.2008
It seems to me that with the advent of blogs the fences, walls of houses and other surfaces in the city have become cleaner.

If before anyone who is obsessed with verbal unspokenness, sought to defile the panel with a banal "x-igreck-Y" or a stunning message in the spirit of "Vasa - loch!", then now all this can be safely poured out in your blog. And also a label to put: The mood now: philosophical.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6831
 14.06.2008
I run to my sister's husband today, he had to pass the disc to his sister and say a couple of stones. I just hit it, screaming. Well, I'm running, Grie, I'm here to leave something for you for my sister, just a little bit - and I'm chasing. I come out happy, and this picture is so stunning - well, left?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6830
 14.06.2008
A acquaintance told me.
My friend has a turtle. As soon as he went to bed, she started walking around the house and knocking loudly on the laminate. So he thought for the night to put it on a cube from a child's designer.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6829
 14.06.2008
Are you free at night?
YYY: for example?
XXX: after 11
YYY: in places
What are you busy and what are you free?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6828
 14.06.2008
XXX is
I had 18 operations yesterday.

XXX is
Seven more
YYYY
Do you work as a surgeon?? to
XXX is
almost )
XXX is
I carry patients from the room to the operating room and back.
YYYY
You're just like this guide in old mythology who guided souls into the afterlife..)))
XXX is
Yes, there I will take more than back, who knows where they put them.
YYYY

0 to 0!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6827
 14.06.2008
Today the lawyers of the customer requested a bunch of documents for the tender and including the place and date of birth of our general...
WOW is fed?
The horoscope probably wants to make him.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6826
 14.06.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
He discovered a way to eat a spoonful in a tomato sauce, but actually without the spoonful and those nightmarish eyes and brains floating in the bank.
You take a bowl of sardines, press with a fork and pour ketchup.
It tastes like two drops of zygulevsky, no one looks at you from the fork.


You’re a fool, it’s a shit to eat what he looks at you by proving to him that you’ve been lucky in life.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6825
 14.06.2008
She =
Sitting fast in a chair

he =
took his hips, raised, wrapped his legs around him and moved his hands on his buttocks.

She =
He sits in a chair and watches these charming manipulations.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6824
 14.06.2008
Can you find your child? new function "quay father" in the mixer tariff

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6823
 14.06.2008
My mom went even further, she doesn’t understand the relationship of the mouse with the cursor.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6822
 14.06.2008
Secretary: You just don’t argue...
Admin1c: What is it?
Secretary: This box smells burning.
Admin1c:0_O o hyace.Cut out of us.
Secretary: I just wanted to wash.
Admin1c:Scuco! kill yourself to the wall!rob him to us!
Secretary : What?
Admin1c: ON to OFF!
Secretary: He himself turned off.
by admin1c: Amen!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6821
 14.06.2008
Then... when the teacher has the paternity of Karlovich, you understand why he is leading the Wood Constructions.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6820
 14.06.2008
Winner
I came after stomatology.
[ and Nick ]
The robbed?
Winner
Treated
Winner
Half the face
Winner
So I came to the classic with such a face and tried to ask if there is a microSD card.
Winner
for nothing.
[ and Nick ]
And what? =
Winner
except "a manneft favouchi un" could say nothing more
Winner
I realized it was useless, turned around and went out.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6819
 14.06.2008
zzz (19:18:37 11/06/2008)
Greece loses goalkeeper before match with Russia
... Golkiper injured his finger at training and will be able to return to the field not earlier than in a week.
zzz (19:18:56 11/06/2008)
David Villa was injured during the celebration of the goal in the goal of the Russian national team
zzz (19:19:22 11/06/2008)
Swedish midfielder Christian Wilhelmsson was out of the Euro 2008 due to an injury to the knee tendon. This was stated by team doctor Anders Valentin. According to him, treatment of the injury will take at least three weeks, reports Reuters.
zzz (19:19:45 11/06/2008)
I, fucking, knew how our group would get out.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6818
 14.06.2008
avrora > remembers the story of the Neomort
For the first time, he was on his way to Silliger.
He also wanted to buy batteries in a photocopy, for which he needed a 24-hour store like a supermarket.
In general, at three o’clock in the night, a major Moscow car stops in some deaf village in the Tverska region...there comes out such a glamorous man and asks the first aboriginal who is caught – “Do you have a supermarket?”
The man was not confused, he replied "I have no!"

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №6817
 14.06.2008
[21:02] <ILVOR> - Yesterday I ate watermelon and then I was upset...
[21:02] <xxx> - Maybe it’s not because of watermelon?
[21:03] <ILVOR> - I also sinned at first on peaches, but then again ate peaches and again got upset... :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №6816
 14.06.2008
All my life I have dreamed of being the one who decides everything.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6815
 14.06.2008
At three o’clock in the night, the worried grandfather runs into the reception room.

Two grandmothers. My grandfather has a lifeless body of a grandson of three to four years.

Relatives in support, but through the heme worried. I ask what

has occurred. In the evening, the guests came and sat at the table.

A child sitting under the table is unconscious. I see the baby pink, pupils

The same thing, for the ear, the mouth rattles. I got a diagnosis and

The treatment. Relatives I say, you looked at the clock - 3 nights, he has you.

He just sleeps.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №6814
 14.06.2008
Moschev asks Peter:

What do you think of the creation of Cereteli?

So you need it!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6813
 14.06.2008
Kropotkin: go faster, or the wanton will disappear
ANET: And who is he?? to
Kropotkin: This is a mythical beast that hangs a programmer for the night before the job is given, struggles with his laziness, closes access to games and forces him to do his job.

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