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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №17181
 11.06.2009
I understand drunk people, of course, but when the soup is poured out of the pot on a bowl and they start heating it, saying, "Now I'm burning tea!" - it's too much.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №17180
 11.06.2009
When I was told that there was a photo of a blonde reading a book about installing and using FreeBSD in the electric drive, I naturally smiled, but when I saw that photo, and recognized myself there six months ago, I lay down from the hump...

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17179
 11.06.2009
Oh... when will Orbit "Socky Goodron" appear? The taste of childhood 😉

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17178
 11.06.2009
xxx: Well what day... I broke the car in the morning, and now also lost the cap from the flash :(

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17177
 11.06.2009
There are no children added to me alone and they don’t ask me how I’m doing.? to

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17176
 11.06.2009
>>on: you can add more...
>>sitting around with a loved one, and pulling a glint wine
> and >
>>he: this is the truth I never drank it myself
Nothing is easier:
1) half a liter of wine (nk or more depending on how much you need...)
2) vanilla sugar - 2 bags per half litre
3) nails - by taste, here only after the experience is understandable, to begin a hint in the palm) unbinding!
1 half of lemon/orange
5) any other spices by taste (cork, muscat, etc.) not binding, as well as nail!
6) Warm up to state - hot drink
6)...
? ) The Profit!
bring the plz to the top, or people will dream of glintwein as unattainable perfection!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17175
 11.06.2009
XXX - Dress Up
I am not cold, my love is warm.
XXX – Don’t let go!
Good alcohol...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17174
 11.06.2009
We live in a wonderful country. He went to drink pizza, became a father and married...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17173
 11.06.2009
and Aska:
Kash (08:49:11 9/06/2009)
Can I have a medical question?
shusha (08:49:55 9/06/2009)
Go if I know.
Kosh (08:50:40 9/06/2009)
How to fuck a nurse while on duty?
shusha (08:51:35 9/06/2009)
Rapidly

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17172
 11.06.2009
Broadcast on TV of the Stanley Cup "Detroit"" Pittsburgh". The first game. Solemn casting (like the beginning of the series). In the central circle there are two hockey players (as it should be) and two somewhat rough uncles in elegant costumes. The whistle of the judge and these rough uncles throw each on the ice. Overall, in the central circle of the two squads, the hockeys look at each other in confusion...

The old man is resting.)

and Grazhdanin.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №17171
 11.06.2009
Anything can make a woman hysterical.
A man is only a woman.
Al.D-n

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17170
 11.06.2009
A deep night, on the illuminated central street, a subdued man tries to
The family cowards. The passing passengers “cracked” the pedestrian and
Engaged in service. The situation is a classic joke, the husband is not on time
I went back, well the second floor, laughed, let go.
A cautious man demanded a paper with a seal that was checked,
No complaints, although he lives nearby, but suddenly again the patrol!
After five minutes, he was brought by an out-of-premise guard.
We gave you the paper!
I lost my pockets! Can you bring it home?
I would bring you, Chewbacca! There are no cars, the battalion is dispatched.
The guard has gone!
The officer, scratched the pumpkin and placed the royalty stamp on the man.
shoulder, where drunk dumbals usually whistle “VDV”... Little, suddenly again
I looked like I was in the water!
Call to the pult from the UVD:
- You hear, Petrovich, here the haishniks of the man in the cowards brought, he
Strange tattoo on the shoulder: "October ROVD - for packs"...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17169
 11.06.2009
I remember when in the fifth grade, my girls and I argued who better to be: a guy.
Or a girl. As an argument in their favour, they presented what we
They need to shave, but they don’t. The naive...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17168
 11.06.2009
b> They put a grandmother’s Ubuntu so that she could play Mahjong and Pasyance.
Now, in a dispute with the tainted windshields, I have a murderous argument: "... even my grandmother is sitting under the linen!.." ^__^

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №17167
 11.06.2009
If you turn the clock with a cucumber face to the wall, you get a clock with a cucumber))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №17166
 11.06.2009
I go in transport. Next to her is a pretty girl. He reads the lectures (probably preparing for the session). Instead, she has a list of questions for the exam. Looked - 48 questions and subject to some technical "Design...", I think: oh-y smart means. And below under the name of the subject with large letters with an orange mark is signed:
Do you want a scholarship?! to
Do you want a red diploma?! to
Teach me fucking.
The Teachers!and "

Eric, Yoshkar-Ola

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17165
 11.06.2009
Do you have a cat or a cat that goes all over the apartment after going to the toilet?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17164
 11.06.2009
XX: What are you doing at the lecture now?
Tagged: Tokio Fuko
What is Japanese literature? 😉
Physics...

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17163
 10.06.2009
Announcement of acquaintances:
I am 13! I want to find a guy 14-15 years old who does not drink, does not smoke!

I am in shock, this is the new generation!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17162
 10.06.2009
A heart attack is when you come home and your child hits a 50-inch newly purchased plasma with a ball like a wall.

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