I saw this picture at work today:
A colleague sits in front of me and so melancholy chews twiks - we sit for lunch in silence. After some time, he, with the same boring look, issued a brilliant phrase: "Something the bounty didn't go...".
I was drowning :D

S.H

Anything that is popular in our country must be prohibited. Let us prohibit, school, the army, the family, the elderly and the sick children.And it is desirable that it would be all prohibited by Onishchenko, he with a piar on the prohibitions goes out cool.

Rambo was on TV today. I looked at a piece. Rambo ran away from the police, then he was terrified by rats, from which he bravely escaped, then he exploded a gas station, a truck, a gun store, then cried and surrendered.

A Russian man reads the instructions only when he has repeatedly convinced himself that he has finally broken.

XXX: What I Did
XXX: I understand
I have a biceps grown up.
YYY: Did you also put in the sorting of the hamster?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1017 online chat game:

xxx: I am a serious person in general, I have a wife, a child, a job, a house and much more
XXX: And here some agricultural student is sending me for the arrows!! to
XXX: The Gospel

Well, ordinary girls ask questions, they are interested in something... they ask, as I have said, they support the conversation... and this... well, it is immediately apparent – even Jewish roots are not, even if the question was answered by the question, what.

I lie on the bed, I watch TV, at 23 p.m., here my girlfriend sits on top of me, well, I say to her:
I am doing Tivi!
My invisible twenty seconds is silent, and then says:
What’s in English "Let Me Fuck?"

I have an exam tomorrow! Please tell me something comforting, affectionate, warm! urgently!
YYY : the breasts.

XXX: and more than twice as cheap )))
YYY: So cheaper or more than twice as much?
XXX: More than
XXX is cheaper
XXX: cheaper than more expensive, but tinted! ))
YYY: more than cheap! ?
That which is expensive but cheaper than usual is more expensive than that which is cheap and inexpensive.
YYY: you fucking fuck me, don’t try, I don’t understand you!)))

RT @LexFrei: The most unhappy person is the person who has learned to turn off the alarms in his sleep.

Everyone has their shortcomings. Each has its charm.
by konde13

Minister of Culture Furtseva was fascinated by the idea of creating non-professional theaters (remember - such a line was defended by the director in "Beware of the car", which was played by Evstigniev). The professional theaters, in her opinion, have completely exhausted themselves.
She gathered a large group of actors and directors and began to convince them of the correctness of her idea.
Actor Boris Livanov (Dubrovsky and Sherlock Holmes' father) quietly painted something in the notebook and did not look at the stand. Furceva saw it and decided to take the artist.
Comrade of Lebanon! You are not listening to me at all! You are not interested?
Why is it. I listen to you with great interest, Ekaterina Alekseevna and
I have a question for you. Please tell me that you would personally refer to
A non-professional gynecologist

You are the girl of my dreams! Beautiful, intelligent and fun.
You say that just to fuck me.
In addition, she is incredibly smart!

Tagged with: fucking
Trudeau developer: this is what I understand to scratch the bricks
Troy developer: saper, 99 bombs neutralized, the last happens by chance
Tree developer: Taste and here the light is cut off in the office
Developer: The Effect is Amazing
Neutral is :)

A friend came yesterday. I told him that by my example, my wife and I stopped watching TV. A week later there was a feeling that Putin and Medvedev no longer lived with them, since they left.

A creative profession is when a man is ready to roll mountains, only to do nothing.

xxx: apparently it was not a very good decision to appear on the carpet to the boss with 3h late, with a sting, and in the maid with the inscription "don't work, make noise" =(

Comment on the photo "How the Kazakhs transported Mazda inside the van":
- It was necessary to look in the maze, there is still a maze in it, and a scooter in the maze. This is the love for matraces.
- in the scooter, in the scooter, in the roller coat, in the roller coats, in the coat coats, in the socks... and what was in the socks?? to
Money saved on transportation.

*FFord1988 changed the status to "Klubnička ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Cucumbers ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Mascoo ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Kefirchik ^_^"
*FFord1988 changed status to "Fuck in the Mouth!!!and "