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I am looking for a worthy, attentive and sensitive man, such as I am.

I rent an apartment to a married couple, check the passport data in the contract. Date of issue of the passport: 21.09.2012. I point to error. Apartment: "Oh, of course it should be 2002". His wife is me: "And how did you realize it was a mistake?"

There are three bodies in the school yard, a man and two girls:
My wife sent me to buy a toilet, and on the way to the store I lost my rights, sold the car and drank))))

From the Football Forum:
We play well in hockey.
My grandmothers sing very well. :)

XX: I am interested in this question.
If Mickey is a mouse, Minnie is a mouse, Donald is a duck. And Daisy and Gufy, if they are all animals and can talk, then why is Pluto just a frog dog?
Did they forget to humanize him?
Or, even worse, does it turn out that Mickey holds a mentally retarded Pluto like a pet?

Vyacheslav: What about telling the sitcuation?) I have not been so trolled for a long time.
Blowing wild :D
What is there
Vicheslav
Pick up: figured music from the window.Finnish myth.and I cook)
Pulled by Pulled by Vote
See also: Lol
Vyacheslav: And here I look out of the window, and there are hoppers under the entrance: "It’s crazy, you’re chao, you’ve heard music so loudly? Didn’t you get to fuck? Let’s get rid of it"
Fuck me :3
I came tired from work.
Apartment 25, 7th floor
See also: Lol
Are you drunk chili?
Vyacheslav: opened the homeophone, well, and continue to wipe the stove
Are they fooling you?
No, listen to it.
Are you not up?
Vyacheslav: They got up shortly after 5 minutes, stood at the entrance door to the common corridor, it was iron, the security was normal. I opened, I opened
And I am standing in shells, truffles, keys and a shovel with a cloth. They have wild poker faces. for a minute (!) Chatta Mummeli was standing.
What do you want to blush?
One of them grit like this: Eeeeeeem...sorry.
And all the crowd fell down quickly.
I was waiting for them a few minutes.
:D
There are no scams 😉
You are a terrible glory with a cloth.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don’t know what to do :D
Toli cry, Toli laughs

Now don’t forget to put it in your wallet.
yyy: put it right away)
XXX is OK
YYY: I'm like you have a flash for 2 months
XXX: The Cat
Xxx: Fuck, it can’t stop to glide.

The whole essence of the phrase "A negative result is also a result" you understand when you do a pregnancy test!

as a council.
"and in the house opposite a beautiful girl bubbles lets) sometimes naked)) need to go to know"

If the bubbles let go, it means that the teeth will soon be cut. And in 5-6 months he will speak.
Better to get acquainted.
Although... some just silent girls prefer)

X: I go to work tomorrow.
Tomorrow I go to the aquapark.
What kind of aquapark
U: that is, the meaning of the phrase has not changed?

<...>You go for yourself, you think of the exalted, about Paganine, Mozart and other artists, or there about the rebirth of Russia from the knees <>

First, learn to write the name Paganini correctly.
Secondly, these people (I hurry to upset you), Nifiga are not artists, they are MUSICANTS, composers, fuck you derry!!!! to
Third, Russia’s renaissance from its knees is a bit incorrect, but you, with your own brain, clearly do not understand this.

The fool.

I inherited the Plyushkin gene from my mother. Therefore, every time I pulled out of the washing machine another pair of socks, I did not throw it out, but stuck it in the box of the wardrobe, with everyone else. Well, there, maybe when I make a toy from the socks for a child. Or I will buy the same pair, and the machine will swallow one socks again - I will have a normal pair again.
So here. I was looking for a couple in the box yesterday. At least one. No matter how much she did, she could only find 14 (fourteen) multi-caliber socks. Psychanula pulled out the box and dropped all the contents on the floor. There were three pairs of socks. I don’t know why, but I looked into the hole left in the box. She found pairs to the remaining 11 socks and two other pairs not counted. As it turned out, the lower box was already the remaining 10 centimeters, and the falling socks did not prevent him from moving to the end. I’ll go and apologize to the washing machine for all the diarrhea it received from me.

You have a lot more friends on Facebook than you think. So I want to answer: "I care much less than you think.".

X: Yesterday this Persian was killed in Diablo.
Q: Judging by the infernal name, is this a game? I am deeply indifferent to her, but let me ask why did they kill this Iranian?

Washbar: With the roads a gesture is made, the asphalt is removed and a new one is not laid.
Marginal: This is a new level of guy, they started to tore him stupidly.

he is a real admin, he has the number on the car e256he

I don’t want to take pills.
White Rice: I will introduce a cliché. ]:->
XX: In general, you don’t have a cliché.and :P
Do you know why the pill is in the middle? ]:->
xxx: No
X is half broken.
When the patient refuses to take the medicine, it is inserted into the ass and twisted with a screwdriver.
White Rice: I have an opening. ]:->
I will stay at work, I will not go home. :D

Shadow: I understand that he didn’t live with a regular woman before, and was used to sleeping alone, but... I’ll probably have to enroll in self-defense courses.
and Pollyanna?
Shadow: Only last night, I earned my elbow in the stomach twice, and once almost in the eye. The next day, he wondered where the blacks came from. The eyes are innocent. He is sure he sleeps quietly all night.
Pollyanna: I know how I solved this question? I have two blankets at once (well or bedbugs in the summer).
Shadow: So we are not fighting for the shadow, I immediately gave it up to him. He just sleeps very restlessly.
Pollyanna: Take two anyway. As it starts to rotate, you quickly peel it into one, like a mummy. It will not turn up until morning. Come to me today, I will train you on my little one.

My mom went to the sanatorium for 2 weeks with a girlfriend (so it went, for free), my dad looks at me and says:
“Son, while there is no mommy, you will be my wife.”

I cook, clean my dishes.
I know how I miss my mom.

I wore my socks in the presence of my wife.
Socks in pairs, pairs in pairs, after which I am happy to say:
- Here are those with holes (I point to a bunch), and these are without holes.
I say to my wife at the same time:
I need to shake.
I: I have to remember.