About the cats:
Our cat is fashionable and in trend - raw. Yesterday, a bag of potatoes was scratched to get to a favorite delight. Feeding and satisfied cat steals potatoes! Today penetrated to the turtle in the terrarium and ate all the vegetables of the unhappy animal - and pepper, and salad, and carrots. Meat is not like vegetables. Always fed, everything in science is balanced, and he steals and eats. That’s what he lacks, right?

Found on Twitter:
Why can the devil be called, but not God? The devil, less loaded, or more communicative?

You are not in the subject:

I explain:
The man could stretch Gandon once uncertain and not bear fruit. Or to encourage the children to do well, and then - ah, I endured, I couldn't.
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Sex safety is the responsibility of both partners, except in the case of rape. <black>
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The woman in that story thought that they were all right, their beloved-only, family, children, let go. And he walked from her to the left starting from the six-year relationship, through both pregnancies, beginning before children and continuing with the appearance of those. She learned everything, and decided to send him. But there was a wise man who accused her that she was betrayed, that she was beaten by a man, tortured, and he began to look for consolation on the side. The man, eh? If he was so roasted, and the grandmother was not happy - the naphiga of children did, the naphiga with this woman continued to live, lie every day, run to the left, like a shameful rat? He was just everything and arranged until his wife knew, and it was not he who left, but he was washed out for the matter. Two-sided wisdom, there is nothing to justify here.

XXX: Kirza is a skin replacement. It was manufactured at the KYrovsky Plant in Leningrad, hence the reduction.
yyy: Film "Swema" produced at the factory of Light Sensitive Materials
AAA: Where is the Kodak film released?
zzz: Kozeljsk-Dagestan

With the Penguins.
and...
Tbilisi Zoo Penguin Escapes to Azerbaijan
YYY: The ordinary one? Or Kowalski, what do you think?
It is...
I think-Skyper was going to the intelligence.Just TSSC!!!and :)

The advocate of personal freedom is dedicated to:

So women are needed exclusively for sex and talk. And every new girlfriend is warned about it. At first no problems. But for some reason, three months later, some incomprehensible claims begin and, of course, the girlfriend is sent a long way away. Well, I’m a bitch and cattle of course.)
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I suppose the problem lies in "talk". If we are talking about intellectual conversations with self-sufficient women (supporters of free relationships) - the option of "simply sex" is very realistic, if conversations are of the nature of emotional immersion in each other's life problems, I think this forms an atmosphere of too confident relationships (women count it as a signal to the next stage of your relationship).
My advice is to talk separately, sleep separately (with different women). And don’t play in the "double games". Are you looking forward to "easy relationships"? Then do not burden your partner with your experiences, etc. Otherwise, the result will always be the same.

A true romantic is one who is able to admire the stars even through the hollow roof of a street bench in the strong frost.

Bring me home! So that again in the morning at nine o’clock I went for a walk, in the evening at eleven came back and nothing you need all day: neither to eat, nor to drink, neither car, nor salary.
Let me find a rod and all you have is happiness: and a sword and a rifle, two shit in one. If you want to be a soldier, you want to be a knight. Well, and if I found some fucking rugged incomprehensible, then it was actually concrete, just ecstasy! Drop the TV, Drop the Internet – you have a rugged shit and all the fucking, you are the king of the world. Walk with her for at least a day, it will not get bored at all! It’s a shit, how can it get bored?! to
Bring me back! The girls are angry again. So that in the lawn in the shoe grounds of the grandfathers and slowly so melt on it, you are looking in the lawn such a place where the water straight to the edge of the shoe grounds, but at the same time does not flood inside. That sweets are hidden from you - not because you look at this raffaella now and get sick as soon as you imagine its taste. That the bicycle had only one star and that the rear brakes worked when the pedals turned back. Let the catapots on the wheels hang, colored wire spikes wrapped and all - now you are, just not real, incredibly cool! And fill your sports fields, just give the field: two backpacks dropped and all the football gates ready, today you are Zinedine Zidane.
And in the winter night, that the street is full of dirt, the blackness is invisible, and you have buried in two blankets, in the room a candle burns... warm... you lie down, looking at the naked branches behind the window... and well.

The bank where my money was stored broke out yesterday. The shock wave of the director of the bank dropped up to the Canary Islands.

And you knew that there is an appetite of a loved one - a girl must take an apple, read a spell, and then hold it between her legs all night, and then feed the one she wants to enchant.

Eva did it. Adam did not notice anything, but the boss seemed to have burned.

xxx: "Theft from the budget will soon become a crime!" — reports the Sobyanin newspaper "Metro". The breaking news. Where is the country going?
It does not eat! I have not even started yet!

They were guests. The housewife boasted a new non-blowing dish.
The 6-year-old listened carefully and ran into the hallway with an empty cup. There, behind the shoe shelf, stood a hatchback.
The dishes turned out to be very smooth. Uncomfortable was done.

What shit did I dream of today? It was like I was in Munich in the 1950s on a mission. I sit in Stepan Bandera’s apartment, with a gun, waiting for him to return to kill.
And, as usual, in my manner - then I lose the keys, then I don't remember where the gun was placed ))))

here here :
Tbilisi Zoo Penguin Escapes to Azerbaijan
YYY: The ordinary one? Or Kowalski, what do you think?
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Shipper, Shipper is burning!

Xxx: decided to lose weight, bought kefir and yogurt. Under the series, a couple of bottles of drinking yogurt drank and went to bed.
Xxx: Then there were arms with a white friend, infection, kilograms of activated charcoal, and a dropper.
Xxx: in a couple of days shaken, entered the weights - minus 6 kilos. Great weight loss, I recommend it to everyone!

The summer method of raising children: went to work with the Roma, in the bag among all other women's barbecue was a modem

evening dishes washed, bread and milk bought, children read books from the literature list for the summer

XXX: Lol, one of the colors of the color of the vest will be the color "Mistral"
YYY: How is it? The type paid for the color of the Mistral, and you were not given it!? to

The boss, when drunk, calls his former employees.

State Information and Analysis Agency of the Russian Federation:

In the Russian Federation seized 300 kg of drugs, from which the operatives became bad. © by

One of my friends heard somewhere that the ventilation of carter gases is checked by putting a medical gloves on the oil-pulled throat, say, if the gloves slightly inflated on the engine, then everything is fine. Dressed, and it was not blown up and pulled inside, the attention of the question: how can he now get the gloves out of the engine?