Canakau: Today is World Wide Knit in Public Day
Diamond: the day of OMON, what?

The case was in a village, where a man from a local livestock farm on which he worked because of the fact that he had long not been paid the salary of a rabbit's sperm (one), and unwillingly licitly let him for a full-fledged dinner for the family. The man was burned and he did not deny blinded the case to be brought to court. The man went out of court for eight years, and this is why:

The rabbit turned out to be a rare breed, was bought for a relatively large amount (something around two kilobacks) and was a tribal producer. As a result, the man was not judged according to Article 158, but according to Article 164, and then the excerpt:

According to Article 164. Theft of items of special value. 1st Theft of objects or documents of special historical, scientific, artistic or cultural value, regardless of the method of theft. and. .”

and subparagraph:

c) which has resulted in the destruction, damage or destruction of objects or documents referred to in the first part of this article, shall be punished by imprisonment for a period from eight to fifteen years. and. .”



In general, if he spares from the Russian museum "Lunar Night" and puts on wood - he would also get (or up to 15 years + a fine).

Here's what a man's dinner came out, for 8 years of free feeding.

This happened even before the time of “fruit juice” advertising.

My cousin grew up in the “greenhouse” conditions of my grandmother... too “greenhouse.”

In any attempt to fix something, the grandmother protested.

Do not lie down! He is small!

Once in the hearts it was called "greenhouse fruit" that the grandmother did not perceive as a negative fact, but on the contrary was taken on arms.

From that day on, my grandmother called it "sweet berry".

“Who here has a sweet berry, I will bite!

My sweet cake has arrived!

It is time for the berries to sleep! and etc.

He did not go to kindergarten. Grandma is more obvious how to raise "your berry"! ! to ! to

By the way and conscious friends he rebirthed did not have, at most it is a crawling gang of "chuch-chuch, my, give", until now - not having the freedom to choose friends.

Once he was lucky to come out "in the world", 5 years already like no one.

School is not beyond the mountains, and you can't put your grandmother with you at the party - learn to communicate with peers.

He was surrounded by a bunch of children.

I am Serena.

I am Paul.

I am Egor! Let us be friends!

What is your name?

From the influx of emotions, the brother turned for support to the grandmother, she flooded in a smile from humiliation and kissed approvingly.

And I... I’m a sweet berry!

The curtain...

In the family, he was called only by name.

Slow down on the big to get around the separating couple. I wanted to press on the phone, but their dialogue was very painful. Two healthy, blushed men, in the grey costumes of a medium-caliber office, both under a half-piece:

I have two idiots in my department, why should I have a third? ! to

M2 (offended): We already have a third fool. It is you! Do you know what our office was called? The MMM! Three M, not two! I offer you an employee. This fool will work for you!

A friend of mine gave me the phone and address of a newly opened sauna near my home. Then one evening a woman says:

Should we go to the bathroom?

I remembered the clue of a friend.

But either I wrote the number wrong, or I entered it with an error, but the following came out.

I call.

and allo.

His voice answered like a child. Maybe even female.

Hi to you. Can you wash tonight?

A long pause.

I’ll ask my mom now.

I hanged the phone.

Would you suddenly agree?

A musical or singing road is a covered highway that transmits tactile and sound vibrations through the noise of the wheels and body of the car in such a way that a person hears musical melodies. Such roads are available in only four countries: Japan, South Korea, Denmark and the United States.

Comment: We just have a doughstep with an industrial.

I think that milk helps people with a cold only because it is now full of antibiotics.

Home Credit Bank sent SMS: offers to win the ball (!) with the autograph of Alexander Ovechkin. I don't know, maybe he's chasing the ball in his free time? Or does he, like in the anecdote about the Stradivari drum, write balls for real passans?

The first thing to understand - vim from the box is suitable except for editing configurations, for comfortable work with the code you need to install several plugins. I had 33.

A doctor with mistakes. A man from Ukraine wrote. He could not learn Russian at school, and, in general, maybe Russian and not his native. And professional qualities with literacy do not correlate at all.

from ZH:
I read the news about animals in the taxi.
- Behold, - I say, - Fedy, in Chelyabinsk built a nursery for dogs.
“Well,” said Fedya with relief, “they finally got there.

xxx> is a spherical fool.
yyy> you meant to be fairy?
xxx and xxx; no. The Spherical.
xxx> in the sense is a fool, no matter from which side to look.

Now try to sing the funeral.

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Tu-104 is the fastest aircraft
The Tu-104 will never fail.
Take care of time, take care of time.
Tu-104 is the fastest aircraft.

Greetings to Mozart)

If someone tells you something about somebody or something, and then states that it’s all you need to know about the object, it means that you definitely need to know much more than you’ve just been told.

WOW: Or, as an option, it means that you and the first part of the information were not very needed.

Last night I went to a private clinic. I sit in the office and wait for results. The door is a little open and the dialogues of doctors are heard "Look what a blackness! Should it be so? What a horror! Black spots, horror!" I felt like I was gray. I thought how I would tell my mom that it was all about me, how I would fight for my life with a terrible illness. The door opened, I was invited to the office, issued a certificate that everything was okay, healthy. They apologized for having to wait a long time - their printer broke, sprinkled and sprayed black.

Where do you, human beings, get this "for a minute" and why do you throw it wherever you go?
I, for a moment, then... and I, for a moment, so...
Here and here: "I, for a minute, 40 knocked".
Sudarya, you understand, 40 knocks not for a minute, but at least for a year.

Fools become dangerous when they get into a flock.

The fool is dangerous and alone.

- Here unexpectedly shaded that the world through the eyes of a domestic cat is the same "In the world of animals about people"!!? to
"Can the cats really zombie us with their imagination to broadcast a life show on the planet Nibiru?! to
This is a shit shit! And I think she pulls me in the bedroom, in the toilet, and in the shower!!? to

Sorry of course, but

It doesn’t matter who said it.
Rich people have big libraries.
The poor have big TVs.

xxx: I have a girlfriend: tall, slim, light (i.e. He does not walk, but flies, his stomach is flat, his heart is hit. The flow of offers to go to the model in 23 is not extinguished. Only unknown weight of her 67 kg. One of her boys in this matter was unable to accept the superiority of subjective sensations over accurate data and abandoned her. Because she is fat. He is a physicist today.