xxx: I was about to wash dishes, half a day looking for a sponge and a washing agent
I decided to call my mom.
xxx: she said that I am a drug addict, and that we have a dishwasher for the second year.

Dmitry: Urah and Urah! My name is the most popular.
YYY: What did you get?
All my friends have a familiar Dima!
You won’t believe it...

xxx: So tell me, what figure in the National Geographic advertising of vodka, cigarettes and bearers of impressive busts, if this is my child looking at?
YYY: Hey, what, impressive busts are already in need of advertising?

There was a ship in England with the proud name Unfuckable. I have long thought about how to correctly translate this name into Russian.
The most natural translation for the Russian language is - Unknown. But this translation is incorrect, changes the meaning - instead of a twisted ship, which the enemy can not catch, there is an unshakable machina.
Illet offered a very censored translation - "Unnatural".
I talked to a native speaker, my English boss. We have come to the conclusion that the best translation will be "The Untold".

The rushing home!
Push anywhere before you go on the road and do not create emergency situations! Otherwise, shit, one day you will be fucking right in the car, waiting for the DPS, which will drive to the scene of the accident for three hours!

With respect, the road operator.

Under the window of the shelter for half an hour a car has been flying.Do you see a leaflet on the hood fell.The owner does not appear, apparently, the third floor window opens, some notebooks, glasses, plastic dishes, handles, taps, books are flying on the car...and all this is accompanied by the following tirade: "Shut up the butterfly!"The window is shut up...

hm, the inscription in the mosaic: "the beginning of a new session" made you shake

I read the news:
The new leader of al-Qaeda is Egyptian Ayman al-Zawahiri.
I would like to add: 59% of voters voted for him.

The neighbor (c) slept and began to talk in his dream.
C: I am playing.
I : what?
C: Take a break, I’ll go.
waking up, going to suck and going to bed further)

The Netherlands (11:15:22 17/06/2011)
Gleb gives the EGE on history)I help him on the ASKE)))

Pobeda (11:16:50 17/06/2011)
That is illegal!

The Netherlands (11:17:46 17/06/2011)
I myself am outraged, so in order to minimize the negative effect of iniquity, I give the wrong answers!

<x> I would have gone too
<x> She when he refused to do this - he hanged on the wall of contact to himself the emblem of FC Dinamo
<x> All friends thought he was fascinated with football, shirts were given, icons
<x> Can you imagine what psychological pressure?

If I had four members, I would have put them all on the job.

Contact and status:
What to do if a loved one doesn’t love you?

Answer to:
Selling for a long time.

by M9

discussion of the mouse, which with varying effort moves depending on the weight of files and shakes depending on the frequency of their use:

>Then by logic some BDrip with two hands to move))
>> Probably, many users will not be able to move the folders from the video of a certain genre at all, they will be very "heavy" ))
>>> and very strongly scratch))
>>>> I think these users have at least one hand, pumped be healthy, so - moved =))))

In fact, I was very sick for the Decepticons, when I watched the movie Transformers 2, I wanted to win them, but unfortunately the movie is a movie, the winning standard remained damn positive autobots... But in fact, the Decepticons are essentially their beauty - capture the world, not just so, capture in order to feed their offspring, they are good family members. It would be fair if the labyrinth or base were protected by decepticons from annoying good autobots. Here they made the eyes of the decepticons red and they are immediately negative robots, but they have red eyes because they don’t get enough sleep, so no – let’s crush them in packs for that.

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Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y!
and choppy!
You listened to a short recount of the story "Rappa".

by Habr

USB for charging the phone.
Are you tired of charging your phone in too simple ways? Then you need this gadget Hatsuden-Nabe from Japanese TES NewEnergyCorporation. It is a pot with a USB port, and it can convert the heat that would be spent in vain into power to charge the phone (or any other USB gadgets)

Comment: Japan begins its program of abandonment of nuclear energy. The first project is a thermal generator.

HGH: Welcome to
WOW : Hi you.
Q: How are you doing today and tomorrow? There is an order...
WOW: I am leaving today. If everything goes as planned, I will return 24-25
XHH: I have understood. Have a good rest :)
I am on a trip :-(

In a few minutes *

HH: Just accidentally the steward fucked up...
Not that window.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

A woman is not practical, she is made up of it.

Four years ago I committed a crime. Punished by our laws up to several years in prison. The fact that I was involved in this crime in a criminal conspiracy with 28 other parents and the head of our kindergarten only exacerbates my guilt. Especially since I was the only man in this gang, scientifically speaking OPG. If so, I would have to blame myself.

Specifically, we fell to the unobtrusive bribe of the fire inspector. He threatened to seal our garden after three days, if he did not receive this modest gift. I don’t remember exactly what he was going to do at the time – whether the iron door in the entrance had to be demolished and a wooden one had to be placed, or vice versa. In principle, this does not matter, since both actions would be illegal. Our small garden was located on the first floor of a residential house. The door was installed by the tenants for their own money. We would have to collect all the signatures and keep the minutes of who is for and who is against.

From our parent’s point of view, regardless of the type of unfortunate door, this garden was one of the most fire-proof places on the planet. Otherwise, we would be the first to raise the bucket – our own children. The building is stone, the windows are wide, unrestrained, the blocks under them are soft, fire extinguishers are torn everywhere, next to two educators and a cook, children only 30 pieces.
What else do I need? In the garden itself, in addition to the colorful plush and plastic toys, a bag of potatoes and two ice cream chickens in the refrigerator, it was definitely nothing to burn.

Per the inspector’s stumbling was even illegal. What was the point of challenging her? Then something else gets stuck. It is sealed and will come once every six months according to the schedule, and there the staff will run away.
Everyone knows how our fire inspectorate can protect its fellow citizens. Attempting to catch a bulldozer when getting a bribe? Will he swallow her? And where to give children without a favorite kindergarten while the trial will last? In general, they decided to pay unanimously, although they were bitten.
The chairwoman generally skillfully built a parental meeting – raised this question at the end of the two-hour sitting of parents on tough little chairs. I would give all the cash then, only to get out of there and not get over the last child’s furniture.

But our city is not very large, relatives and acquaintances are everywhere.
The operational investigation revealed that the cousin of a good inspector leases an apartment in which 186 persons of one foreign nationality are registered. These guys were mostly small, probably somehow fit. In this apartment, the fire inspector No. 2 appeared urgently and demanded to fulfill all requirements for premises intended for mass crowd. In particular, two fire exits and the corresponding number of fire extinguishers. However, by the combination of other fire requirements, this hole had to be immediately removed to the damn grandmother – no, it was not suitable for such large-scale international forums. The pledge was returned, by unanimous parental decision bought new comfortable chairs.