The uncomfortable moment is when the printer is assembled and the hex of the reducer lies on the table.

Record on the wall:

Epic scales of events unfold under my windows!
Chicken dads in nightclubs, a couple of drunk shoe girls and a bunch of black kittens scattered in the apophysis of domestic violence.
Have you ever seen fat Kazakh women over 50 jumping fucking other girls with their legs in the skin? I squealed a little...

Yurets: The case was at work yesterday:
A non-Russian man with a small son is arranged. Well, the man there is, she tells what she needs... and the boy doesn’t say a word. Here one of his colleagues sneezes, and the little one gives him loudly:
What, fucking, was he sick?and "
(from the White House)

XXX: I can’t do it anymore! For 20 hours in a row, under the window, some alchemy speaks in a loud voice to a prostitute who lives on the floor above. About this: "You are a fucking fool! I love you! You are a fucking mannequin! I love you! You are gnide! How can you not understand that I love you! You are a mosquito! Let me, I want to embrace you, I want to see your eyes and kiss them! If you don’t let it go, I’ll put you in the psychic, along with your fucking psychopathic mommy! You are a salesman! You sell your mother for a bubble! I love you!"
XXX: With closed windows it is hot, and with open it is nauseous. Aaaah!by 11
Rescue my mosque! and :(

Mothers remember it! When you are photographed, you have to say "syr", not "utyug"!

Countess Vishna: On two tests on the strip... So if you put the tests next door: there will be two! Is it pregnancy?

Winnie Pooh))): and if you put 3 tests.yes with one strip.it will have the title of sergeant)))))))

The girl on the forum Nick HAHR. And under the avatar is the signature cry of the soul: "I am not HAHR! I am Nana!and "

After the publication of the names of all participants of the MMM-2011, Sergei Mavrodi will be awarded the Order of Hero of Russia - for the census of the fairy ducks of the Russian Federation and the CIS countries.

Shi: I imagine the voice of a wanderer in the jpg
Shi: "shshsh... after a hundred meters shsh, turn left shsh, after two kilometers shsh, go to the dark side of shsh"
Nuri: It’s more for the subway )))
Tagged: rghg
Nuri: "the transition to the dark side"
The "Attention! The train arrives at the final station of Kupčino, exit to the dark side!

XXX is out. During the shipment, a liquid burned to extinguish the fire.

As you know, the application "Yandex.Metro" can show which station you are currently at. How good it would be if this app had the function "Wake up on such a station"...

I watch yesterday "Let’s get married", there show photos of another participant and comment:
Alena dreams of visiting Italy because she looks like a shoe.
I even approached the TV - look at the girl closer.

Judging by the stories of the Russian Post, their main office is still not in Russia, but in the Bermuda Triangle.

Who should be afraid on the road (rating from experienced drivers):

1st Jigsaw at Six
The young boy on the ninth

With a great break,

Three "Kiss" on a rough car.

The dirty struggle is the struggle for the cleanliness of the ranks.

In a familiar neighbor through the wall in the kitchen, the closet was hanged...- on bars, which came out of the wall of my friend for 20 cm.
No, she did not go to arrange the scandal, but at night she took a hammer and hit the stitches... The sting, the bell of the beaten dishes.. mat and so on... Neighbors hit the stitches, hanged the closet and gathered the dishes... The next night she repeated the procedure – the sting, the bell of the dishes, the sting...
After the second time apparently something was wrong, and the neighbors pulled out the spikes...

Great to be on vacation! I want to clean up, I want to wash, I want to clean up... And I want a psychic and I want to go to the country! I will water, polish, dig...

The oldest erotic drawing found in France".
It is not surprising that such a painting was found in France. Probably the oldest rock drawing of the self-propelled apparatus will be found in Russia.

What if I come home with someone else’s bag in my pocket?
The wife’s answer is: the predator.

Before the start of Euro 2012, we organized a totalizator at our office. Before each match, we make predictions and give off a certain amount. Because of the totalizator, we were all overwhelmed, but we only got to the morder on Monday. Arriving in the darkest state of mind after the disgraceful loss of our chief "commandor" in the morning approached the door, at which he was surprised to find that the victorious in the talent of intuition is still there:

and so. And what fox, when the whole country eats the validol in packs and tears the hair on its head and ass, sweat the sweat-growing stitches at this moment?

Rushing into the computer seat, Sereza shrugged:

I am not a bitch, I am a bitch.