I understand the logic of our football fans.
1st Take a ticket at one end.
2nd The level of game we know.
Three The blood, the intestines, the discharge.
4 is The deportation.
5 is There should be a triangle here (but there is no one).
6 is Profit

xxx: Yesterday evening a stone with a ring and the note "go out for me" came into the window. My wife and I have not had such an uncomfortable silence for a long time.

Roszdravnadzor has banned the sale in Russia of condoms from the British company durex.
xxx: apparently there was a decree "let these English languages not appear in Russia"

XXX: This is named on the housephone. No matter where I live, police, newspapers, the rest of the houthis are struggling with me.
If you want to go to the 23nd apartment, you’re going to break up with me? Are they not opening? So fuck because there is no one there and fuck you here, that is to do.

We teach the child on the principle: everything that the child is interested in, we tell him about it.
And one day, we talked about aliens, and UFOs accordingly. The latter, caused a natural interest in a curious child.
Well, I explain, the UFO is.... that is, it’s called so because it’s not identified.
"What if it is identified?" asks the child.
And then it comes to me that the heavens on our planet are filled OLOL.

How to find out the age of a girl? Ask who she is according to the Chinese horoscope, and then plus-minus 12 years you will already count.

The landing capsule of the spacecraft with astronauts enters the dense layers of the atmosphere at terrible speed. She rushes to burn, behind her a tail of smoke. Z328The protection burns and falls into pieces (so it should be, so it prevents overheating).
And only from the inside of the capsule, blocking the rush of air, the voices of the fatherland are heard:
"A-A to Fuck! A to Fuck!and "
This is how "Ablation Protection" works.

I am surprised that a dog is a friend of man. Couldn't the dog have found anyone better for friendship?

I told everyone I could, but I will repeat. The movie hurts impressively.
There was a cat sitting on the tree in front of my window for a day. The cat eared a good mate. The crabs wanted to knock the cat, the children below invited the cat to come down, I threw potatoes into the crab from the balcony... In a word, a festival.
When the second day of the carnival went, I could not withstand and called the Emergency Service. I still remember the beautiful girl of the operator.
“Lady,” she said, “First, promise that you will not go after the cat alone, otherwise we will have to come, not alone, but with an ambulance. have agreed? Now listen: take a bottle of valerian and pour on the trunk of the tree at the height of the stretched arm. and all.
And you know, the effect was rapid. It was only necessary to irrigate the tree with valerian drops, as the miserable cheese smelled, and quickly and confidently went down the trunk.
I want to say, use it, compatriots!

If our man buys a sports suit, he is either going to bow in nature, or goes to the hospital.

Never listen to children’s dialogues.
"When I am 78, I will lose the meaning of life..."
Do you hear? Never ever!

xxx: When people on sites place the "I am not a robot" box, the server seems to be upset.

And if before we had a wonderful thing: "The modem driver is not found, try downloading it from the Internet" (and it went away with the age of modem dialaps).
So now we have: "To find out why the video does not work on YouTube - look at the video instruction on YouTube" :))

Google "Tools for Single Use"

And immediately "the dishes are single-use" and "as would such guests"

Kolya was going to take him to the taiga near Tambov.

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Drop the bullshit with false means!
"Taygo" in this context can be called anything - from the nearest forest plantation to the groves on the lobby of a loved one.)

And the taiga itself is beautiful, yes ))

Grother: he is one of those guys who open the glass at a speed of 120 km/h and roar the neighboring car "SUKA BLAT TELEFON BLAT FROM OUR EAR WITH THE CHICKEN! You can’t look at the road!"
Grother: and then such in the tube "Alle. What? No, not to you. Here some chicken likes to chew on the phone while driving.

Talk in the office about the prohibition of Durex by Roskomnadzor
Some Gandons forbade the use of other Gandons.

It is easier!

He doesn’t want to go under your pressure.

The last pressure jump at which the ambulance was called was a heart attack. If you’re young and hot and don’t know it, then congratulations, you’ll die right away. But the man can put his leg back.

But calling an ambulance to my 18 year old child's temperature of 37" is still not worth it.

I don’t understand, is it not only me that I care how much a person who is completely alien to me weighs? Fat and fat...
I can still understand the dislike for people of unusual weight at the peak hour in public transport, when where he is sitting or standing, could well be placed two, or the elbows with the knees pressed to your gentle body passenger too sharp.
But just so, on the street, a gyrus, not a gyrus, don’t you care?

How can an unfree man be happy?
YYY: It is easy. We take two socks, one never gives a straw, the other a pearl. Both are happy because each believes that he has deceived the other.
zzz: And the happiest will be the third, from the distributor.
YYY: Immediately you can see – you were taking a lecture on political management. The third, from the distributor, must fucking prohibit that the first two do not claim his place.