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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6792
 13.06.2008
Stargate :

During the day to sleep! My father is sure that I am a drug addict, but I always have a bottle of one and a half liters with water near the compact (type of dryer I am treated)....I know how to explain to him that when you sit in front of the monitor for days, you want to drink sometimes....

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6791
 13.06.2008
You are super
I had two orgasms.
It sounds like I had two heart attacks.
WOW-O-O-O from such a rubbish
Did you receive disability pension?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6790
 13.06.2008
<%biophreak> I eat shakes in the bus. Two types of bats between them.
<%biophreak> one grit: sly hot on the computer also asku made (sitting with mobile phones)
<%biophreak> second: fucking now all computers will be dark in the ass

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6789
 13.06.2008
Particularly loud laughter in the hall of the Regional Council sounded during the discussion of amendments to the law on the maintenance of dogs and cats in the Novosibirsk region. Deputy Nikolai Mochalin then did not agree, he was well prepared. The amendment requires serious revision. First, it is unclear what to do with the mops, the Japanese chines and the Brussels griffons. This flat-smooth little thing as a stitch will only suit the covers from the pots. So, the law needs to provide how these covers should be attached to them. There are all kinds of clothes, clothes or anything else. Shi-tzu and Beijing were forgotten. A very popular species. One trouble - without a veterinarian you can't figure out where the feathers, and where, I'm sorry, the ass," - said Mochalin.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6788
 13.06.2008
xxx: on the television was advertising of the clinic of cybernetic medicine)
yyy: Great, or I have R2D2 sick, I didn't know where to take it))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6787
 13.06.2008
by admin (09:46:08 11/06/2008)
Did you watch porn with our collection yesterday?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №6786
 13.06.2008
From the comments to the final series of the 4th season of Lost (when they return from a burnt ship on a helicopter and the island before their eyes disappears):
I missed someone’s phrase "My feet in my mouth! Where is the island?"

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6785
 13.06.2008
dartanger: how the Egyptians were right when the tool for excavating brains from future mummies was given the shape of an integral)))

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6784
 13.06.2008
We’ve known you for a long time, so let’s go on?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6783
 13.06.2008
To give in the pop is worth at least to hear from the guy: "I don’t have that big";

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6782
 13.06.2008
by Beowulf:
The director came. I gave the bucket empty. He said he needed three copies by evening...I think to perform or clarify...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6781
 13.06.2008
I go to the metro. The evening is late. I observe the usual picture: some hippie is trying to shoot a girl’s number.
After a couple of stops, the hopneg realized that he would not get the number, but the brave paceg was not confused and with his last phrase got everyone around him: "Listen, give at least a call!"
(x) by SergG

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6780
 13.06.2008
The Spaniards 4:1 as well.
Yyy: they probably don’t know what we showed on the Red Square on May 9th.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6779
 13.06.2008
So what, did I eat?
Oh yeah yeah :-[
You have something on your lips.
WOW : :-R :I
WOW : - WOW
All of it =)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6778
 13.06.2008
He: Well, did you buy a notebook?
She: Yes, as you suggested with a double-edged processor.
It is almost two-core... 1.83...
It is O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6777
 13.06.2008
by GA:
And when a man writes in Russian incorrectly, then yes... KILL GOT!

by FI:
Are you ready not to like it? They are so cute.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6776
 13.06.2008
tatarin_art: the coral was - after the successful defense wrote an official letter to the reviewer, I sincerely thank you bla bla bla, business style of writing...
tatarin_art: The answer comes from him, the 55-year-old physician. The Sciences:
and Senx :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6775
 13.06.2008
xxx (00:28:14 6/06/2008)
OOOO OOO! And where did you find her?
yyy (00:31:01 6/06/2008)
We met in the subway yesterday. At first blabbled, all the shit about nothing: where you live, who you work, where you rest. The car is boring. She offered a crossing tonight. Oh well. We walked, it rained, we could go to the cafe. She is not. Take me home and I’ll drink coffee at home. Go to go.
xxx (00:37:43 6/06/2008)
Noo-ka is What is there? ))
xxx (00:45:29 6/06/2008)
Hey to! What next?
xxx (00:51:08 6/06/2008)
No to tommy!! Tell me!!! to
xxx (00:59:21 6/06/2008)
Ally! The phone isn’t there?
xxx (01:04:33 6/06/2008)
Lena, I am going to sleep. But fucking sleep now.
yyy (05:14:19 6/06/2008)
The fucking! The first time I slept when the text was written (

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6774
 13.06.2008
Paulo
I watched, what would you say?? to
Sir Arjen
After yesterday's match with the Spaniards, news is heard that a man suspiciously similar to Husa was shot amusing in the sauna with girls suspiciously similar to Kolodin and Shirokova.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6773
 13.06.2008
xx: I sit and painfully choose a new compilation...
yy: go on, go on
YY: Core Quad Don't Forget and 8 Gig Operations
yy: 4 widths in Quad-Sly
The deck must be
yy: screws terabytes to 5
yy: and small diesel generator on the balcony

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