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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17141
 09.06.2009
Lying...
1st Yesterday I read a book about predictions, how there all the people of disasters dreamed in advance and so on. I don’t know what herni will write.
2nd I dreamed of a nuclear explosion. Moreover, it is so clear that it still shakes a little, as in a dream. Such a bright flash outside the window and everything is wrapped up in a wave. I wonder what herni does not dream of.
Three But!! Today, when I was carrying sandwiches from the kitchen, one of them fell from the plate and... fell with bread down!!! Even the cabbage did not fall away from him!! to
I am afraid, the main law of the universe is broken, and here these dreams are stupid.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17140
 09.06.2009
- Guess the mystery - a hundred clothes and all without a strap?
What do you think about this: 50 cowards, 50 caresses?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17139
 09.06.2009
YYY: I am cold. Can I cling to you?
XXX is no.
YYY: Well we have to stay together!
xxx: Say also: "We are shoes!"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №17138
 09.06.2009
ConWor: In general, sex is good for health, for the nervous system there.
And yes yes. Abstinence is harmful. You become nervous...
ConWor – Cho?
You are nervous, fuck you are!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17137
 09.06.2009
A familiar woman writes:

This is me, fucking fool!
The virus ruined my computer: “Nothing works, everything is slowing down, help me!”
I already, so to say, entered the image of a blonde and had already invited to myself a cute young man with a cat, but then the devil struck me to dive into the system folders, to show unnecessary technical abilities and to fix everything within an hour!
There is no need to call for help :(
Listen, what can be painlessly spoiled (remove, move, block) to invite him, preferably for a couple of hours?)

I think: maybe not so stupid girls, but just too clever?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17136
 09.06.2009
I recently watched the photos in contact. So, I see a picture of a terrible and heavily painted person. The first comment from the best friend - "And who will get this crush? M" and
A little bit lower than a guy "too much not me O_o"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17135
 09.06.2009
The feast is coming to us, the feast is coming to us.
You’re crazy, what a celebration? There are 7 months until the new year.
The hot water is included =)
The celebration comes to us, the celebration comes to us :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17134
 09.06.2009
Sonne (21:22:12 7/06/2009)
Can you, as an experienced man, answer one question?

YUGA (21:22:20 7/06/2009)
easily

Sonne (21:26:33 7/06/2009)
This is why men sleep with one, meet with another, and marry a third.

YUGA (21:27:07 7/06/2009)
I don’t give my own!!! to

Sonne (21:28:23 7/06/2009)
Shit, you are there too!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17133
 09.06.2009
The game is "plus minus". One player sets a situation, the next is looking for a plus and a minus.

The xxx:
You are a diplomat.

YYYY :
+ You get along well with people
You know, you are a suitcase.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17132
 09.06.2009
And I also want to ask young mothers: please do not cross the road with a wheelchair forward (especially in the wrong place). Very scary for you.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17131
 09.06.2009
The Trimetyl Propyletyl:
Minsk, like your hamster?
by Minsc:
Minsk is sleeping, I am for him.
The Trimetyl Propyletyl:
And you who? O_O
by Minsc:
His hamster.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17130
 09.06.2009
I am on the street (I am a girl). In front of the two girls, one in a lightweight and very lightweight (even according to current standards) dress, the other in some coffeeshop and so thin and stretching pants that through them you can see not only the style of her underwear, but also the mole on the pop. I hear them talking:
Fuck, there is something I want!
Not to eat, but to eat. There is electricity at home, Rolton. I hate him, shit.
I don’t have Roland.
to share?
“Well, go, let’s go to Lechka, he will feed!
No, I can not. I only had it on May 28.
I was only in April! Let’s go as if I went specifically, and you happened to meet me, right?
- Ah, "accidentally" met, "accidentally" went to eat, "accidentally" eaten two pots of food. And most importantly, how do you pay for the service "pay"? He will not take the money and will not sleep with him.
Fuck what to do? We cook... fucking... No money, nothing to eat either...
Get married to him! One would be fed as his wife, the other as his wife’s best friend.
- Fuck, that's why only with age you realize that the ugly household man who can feed you is better than those beautiful muscular guys who fuck you for pants, sweaters and a restaurant, right?
Here I am knocked on the rust, I pick up the phone and, without typing the numbers "imagine the conversation":
Here are two shells coming to you, eat the shell! Chase them! What is "why" I am going to you!
As these two looked at me.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17129
 09.06.2009
My dear, will you feed me? After the morning she hadn’t eaten anything.
I can only offer evening yogurt.
zzz: If the "afternoon yogurt" is what I’ve thought about, I’m even afraid to guess what the "afternoon yogurt" is!

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17128
 09.06.2009
In what year did the Great October Socialist Revolution take place?
1) The Rabbit

2) The horses

3) The monkeys

4) The Tiger

I don’t even know how to answer...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17127
 09.06.2009
Mademoiselle, who almost every morning by chance goes on the same trolleybus as me, just around eighth high school? You have been my mother since October.
Could we finally meet?

Miss the plz, at least in /abyssbest.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17126
 09.06.2009
Rin: I have stomach pain –_
I mean, someone lives there ?
Rin is a fool. I ate the sirens.
o o o o o o o o o
Rin: Well, you know, you’re looking for a five-piece flower and you’re looking for a wish. and eat. The sirene was mutant. There were 8 and 10 and more. I am standing at the entrance, hugging, eating, only having time to guess.
HH: And what then?
Rin is nothing. The grandmother came from the first floor stretched the biscuit, said: "How can you, what the child was brought to."
Rin: And the stomach is still hurt.

by DiVampire

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №17125
 09.06.2009
If the enemy does not surrender, it is destroyed.
If it is not destroyed, it is respected.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17124
 09.06.2009
What kind of tricks do girls not go to get married!
A friend told me about the situation with her colleague at work.
The girl burned on a man, so specifically, that it swallowed.
I want her to marry him as soon as possible. Object of Desire
However, the proposal was not in a hurry.
First, the standard method was used: Dear, I am pregnant!
Pregnancy, of course, did not exist in reality.
The man, however, turned out to be not a whore at all and wanted proof, for
Started as a test tape.
What to do? It was not really planned to fly before marriage.
The women at work were thoroughly interviewed by all women of the same age and
A pregnant colleague was identified. My colleague asked me to write and
Use the strip. The shell was carefully hidden.
When meeting with a loved one for more credibility, the maiden at him opened up.
packaging with a new strip of the same company that hidden, removed
I went to the toilet and made a replacement.
presented to a man. He was confused at first. Then he gets things.
three or four strips of different firms, stretches out to a friend and says:
You know, I’ve heard that the test tape is unreliable, often lies.
Step, repeat again with different strips.
The result: marriage did not come out, a friend evaporated, earned a powerful depression
this soil. All her men now, of course, are goats.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17123
 09.06.2009
The dacha is the place where the plant becomes a tree, the seed becomes a vegetable, and the plant becomes a tree.
Man is cancer.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17122
 09.06.2009
I just gave and left. without words. And it’s not because I don’t like to see the manifestations of emotions, including those momentary ones, that make people do things that they later have to regret. I left because many of us started to confuse a gift with a bartender. When you give something and expect something in return, it is not a gift, it is a barter. And a gift is when you give "just so"©. I left so they didn’t think I was waiting for something.
Cake, wine and candy when I came to work, I took it out of my backpack, put it in one bag and put it in the refrigerator so that it didn’t ruin. And when I went to the server, I did not translate from the package to the backpack.
I’ve started pulling since February. Not in a hurry, not under the sticks, not in a hurry, but for pleasure and pleasure. For a gift, not a barter.
I was not going to take the 295, but I was looking for something thousand for nine. But there was a charitable campaign in the store - "donate an amount, get a ticket with a discount". Most discount is 1-10%. This time I got 50% (with indication that it is valid for purchases with base prices from 20K). So the 295th I got for 9500, including "donation". And the amount "drawed" by the eiradas.
I don’t care what they think of me. I am what I am.
P.S But the flowers didn’t come in :)

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