<xxx>: I'm going to be a shaker at the wedding, don't you know what to do there?
<yyy>: Rejoice that you are not married

On June 16, 2012, it was announced that the operation of MMM-2011, the contributions to the participants is promised to return within two to three months at the expense of the contributions of MMM-2012.

Idiots will pay idiots.

From Mavrodi’s website:

andquot; in short. Do not worry or be nervous, we will destroy everything, and you will get everything. This is not a promise!! I just think so. :-)) "

I talked to a friend about my yoga trip:
At first it was hard, of course.
But your girlfriend should be pretty good with you in bed. ?
- Oh, haha... I smoothly, with a snake, flow on the plate and hide behind the pillow, you passionately throw away the pillow.))) and there two eyes erotically look at you from under the hose, aesthetically wrapped in the right leg!!! to
- ))))))))))))

XXX: If you are not allowed to protect the diploma, what then? Protection is postponed to next year.
WOW: Yes
Are you studying or not studying this year?
ZZZ: You serve

Talk about vacancies
They also have a vacancy as a bulldozer engineer!!! 1
XXX: The Company of My Dreams
YYY: )))))))))))))))))))))
XXX is (
They need men.
yyy: :) infringement of rights
xxx: this is like something classy, so men) and as cassiers and cleaners - so women (
I don’t want to work at McDonald’s this summer.
I want to ride a bulldozer (

In Magnitogorsk has fallen the size of Magnitogorsk.

We have in the city such comrades activists, in the morning run with slogans for a healthy lifestyle, and in the evening quash like damned in the sauna.

The inscription on the chocolate Mars "Everything will be in chocolate!" in such a heat is worth understanding literally...

Gadget: The ring was found on May 29 in Kostroma.
Bring it to Mordor.

and in the house opposite a beautiful girl bubbles lets (sometimes naked)) need to go to know

The sensation! The eleventh commandment:

11 is Do not ruin.

It applies to all small electronics and servers.

She is cute, cute, cute ?
He is: Oh oh?
She: Well, I can’t talk to you :)
Eat and sleep, what’s wrong with it? 8 is

The news burns:
Kirkorov's lawyers want to send Timati to a psychiatric hospital or zoo

We in Chisinau do not have to look in both directions when crossing the road with unilateral traffic. When you walk on the sidewalk, you have to look in all directions. Or you walk on the sidewalk, and there is a signal from behind, so that you leave and do not interfere with the passage!

Born2Hack: June 18 - the day of the glass of Zhirinovsky! On this day in 1995 in the air of the first channel Zhirinovsky poured Nemtsov with orange juice!
Born2Hack: you have to come to work with a bag of juice, pour it into a glass and wait for someone to get the thread)

Alex: I’m surprised by some people. Now a fellow student asked if it was true that the Bolsheviks were masses and communicated with UFOs. He threw her "Lenin’s mushroom", it seems she’s satisfied

The story of porn will soon be the most interesting of the main scene - stumbled on this:

The Russian Alice decided to spy on and carry a flashlight with secret schemes of NATO ships across the border.

In the past, girls were taught to kiss tomatoes, and the excursion began with bananas.

[Lyric +3 09:06:20]
Well, for example, to vacuum in the room, you need to at least remove all the daughter's toys from the floor.)
[Anacephalus 09:07:11]
Is there a Lego?
[Anacephalus 09:07:28]
If you don’t have Lego, you don’t know what it’s like to clean up toys)))))
[Anacephalus 09:07:54]
There is no room without a word.
[Anacephalus 09:08:22]
You will surely get into the hustle :(
[Lyric +3 09:08:24]
I rarely get it because of it. :D
[Anacephalus 09:09:26]
We have two boys... And everybody will have a lego toy for their birthday... I’m already keeping a list of people I’m going to give a lego in retaliation for.