bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6772
 13.06.2008
chudonapalochke: Running through the corridor and crashing into the wall of the bathroom. A brother came out of the door. I missed the bonus. and :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6771
 13.06.2008
White: I have come to the end!! to
How is it at the end?
Strange, but what is wrong?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6770
 13.06.2008
Discussion of drawings
Q: How do you feel about my creativity?
WOW: I don’t quite understand him.
The cat helps the dog, she wants to give a bone to the dog-dawn
About the Lord
But here interfere the fish who decided to avenge for the dead sister in the legs of the cat
Let me tell you all this stuff.
Ohhhh: but the fish are in danger, it is caught by a worm on a worm... so to say, it sacrifices a pedestal to more, but the worm itself does not suspect that it is a bird to hunt, a hunter who will shoot the bird in the bushes, and over all this the UFOs are watching, who laugh at all this, and the boat they have JOPA!
WOW: I have no words.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6769
 13.06.2008
No one knew who was the Prime Minister of Russia. It was always that Putin gave someone something, Putin gave it, Putin gave it.
Now no one thinks who is the president of Russia, because Putin...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №6768
 13.06.2008
The frames decide everything, especially in the film and sex industry.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6767
 13.06.2008
I am late to work. Normally I was late – an hour and a half.

Immediately resolve personal issues. My boss is one of those who

It requires a very sharp pattern, even better - confirmed by some

and paper. With paper, I just don’t have paper. A. The wicked

“Remembrance” doesn’t come to mind.

Feverishly choosing the options, I approach the crossroads, a keen eye

It marks on the other side of the street green vests and blue-white boards.

Patrol of DPS. The decision comes immediately. Half a penalty.

The cost of mental and nervous energy. I look forward to red and

I cross the street, and by markings - to be sure, and take the course straight

In the green vest. The perfect solution I found is obviously

It reflected on my face, because on the face of the DPSN was only reflected.

extreme degree of protection - the PDD offender goes straight to him in the legs,

Welcome and openly smiling.

Hi to you! I speak. I look forward to his welcome speech.

such cases.

He looks forward and hears a whisper. I also look.

I look forward to the start of the procedure. Finally he says:

What did you want?

Now I am protecting.

I have violated.

and when?

How is? Just just. I went to the red... The fact of violation completely

I confess!

When did they pass?

Well, now I’ve moved to red! You have not seen!? to

He looks closely at the question:

Why Why?

Really – why? Without a proper answer, I go into my pocket.

I get the passport and helplessly stretch it, (may this gesture "enable"

To help, I send a verbal signal:

The Protocol...

He takes the passport, scattered and returned.

Everything is fine, you can go on.

I can’t stand:

And the penalty? I acknowledge the fact of violation...

These words are listening to his already remote back - he found the real one.

The offender tried to stop.

I go further with nothing. Fortunately, no one noticed anything at work.

Why have I not been fined? I guess only two.

First - everything happened not so - the usual reaction of the patrol

The whole logic of the process went cat under the tail. And he simply

“Stumped up.”

Second, I took away his consciousness of importance! I took his gambling.

The Persecutor! I didn’t let him do his job. He was just offended.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6766
 13.06.2008
It is hard for the Russian team to play against footballers!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6765
 13.06.2008
Our lawyer was so harsh that he broke his finger while wiping his hands with a paper towel.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6764
 13.06.2008
ClassSpoil
I just don’t see the badge.)

MMerlin
he he he

MMerlin
I am from Bodrum.

ClassSpoil
Do you drink? =

MMerlin
and Noah. Yesterday he gave up and drank from sorrow.

ClassSpoil
of sorrow?

ClassSpoil
I am delighted =)

MMerlin
I will be happy when I hold this session.

MMerlin
I gave up the past)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6763
 13.06.2008
Sentinel
Hopefully the chant will shake up...

Sinner Sinner
what

Sentinel
I will call Putin and I will wander with a bear named Medvedev.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6762
 13.06.2008
Andrewandco
The only thing that is interesting is going on a date at the Paleontological Museum.

Andrewandco
For a long time I wanted to see a giant skeleton live.

Rogue
Is she really so horrible? XD is

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6761
 13.06.2008
In the fields of Ukraine are more and more often found longnoses with open eyes. Even they are surprised by Tymoshenko’s statement that this year 60 million will be collected. and grain.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6759
 13.06.2008
... I forgot that working lazy - almost started working))))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6758
 13.06.2008
She: What are you doing?
He: to sweat will... cut off
He is: Sleep
He is: tired
He: So is the man in the aqua.
He is: Azure
He is: Ajure
He is the gate!
He is: Oto
She: 0 - go to bed...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6757
 13.06.2008
I’ve broken my computer and finally I’ll eat like all normal people. In the bed!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6756
 13.06.2008
Tell me where to download Ukrainian locksmiths?I am so rattled when the mat in Ukrainian.I remember with the boy in the camp was.He was at night, as long as he slept on his mouth with a pillow beat and then listened to how he matures...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6755
 13.06.2008
"The Falcon
Wikipedia about streets:

The story

Street drivers are engaged in theft of expensive elite cars, while law enforcement collaborators are in vain trying to catch them. The friend of the leader of the streets Katya goes to the newcomer Stepan, which creates a conflict within the cohesive team... In general, the film is full of shit. For stupid glamorous teenagers in the right way"

And then more:

In the main roles
Marina Alexandrov - Katya
Alexey Chadov - Stepan
Nicholas Chindaykin, father of Katie
Brad Pitt as Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
Evgeny Petrosyan - Princess Kitana
Jett Lee as Master of Yoda
Nikita Mikhalkov as Lieutenant Rzhevsky
Frunzik Mkrtchan as Frodo Baggins
Bruce Willis as Cardinal Richelieu

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №6753
 12.06.2008
Today at the exam he says:
That is how I presented you.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6751
 12.06.2008
ninja (12:30:56 6/06/2008)
He ate a plumber, laying on a chair.
I decided to wash it, but I read the basement and forgot.
Now I think how to explain to parents that this is a plumber :(


Lizzy

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6750
 12.06.2008
Sank: hihi)) "Tomorrow work: Anya, Tanya, Zhenya.... all on "ya".... as if there were no outcomes....

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna