Recalled... a friend bought a 14-year-old son swimsuit with a pocket, and in the pocket was a prejudice (a bonus such, a gift from the company, apparently), she did not hurt in the pocket. My son is so surprised that he has such an advanced mother :)))

XXX: In the camp we had a boy in our squad. by Vanya. The Village.
He had six mazes. On three of them - on the back is drawn a tiger (all the majks are the same), and on the other three - on the chest Victor Tsoi.
HH: And there was another one. Parade, as he called it. On the back is a tiger, and on the chest is Victor Tsoi.

In London, gay people will recognize each other by the habit of not using turning signals when maneuvering on the streets.
WOW: There are also such, they are in general, so they are called.

<eXTraBbit> I’ve got it all.
<eXTraBbit> is a clever plan
<eXTraBbit> The more you understand Matan, the more you like him
<Andre> and shorter when you understand it...
<Andre> it’s cooler than cracking poppy polyethylene during orgasm
<Andre> and if everything was so simple at once a bunch of people would begin to teach the mutan and the mutan.
<Andre> generally all people on earth would do just that.
<Andre> no sex, only math
<Andre> and we would just be extinct
<Andre> so the creator of the Matan introduced a bunch of misunderstandings

4 North Korean players fled from team location at the championship in South Africa and are going to ask for political asylum in Africa :DDD

Yyy: yes, you are ppc)))) The Chinese are burning)))

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I honestly thought that the DPRK was the People’s Democratic Republic of China.

xxx: China has one in the world (it is Korea two)

YYY: Oh Korea two?? to

XXX (North and South)

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Q: What kind of world do you live in? ? geography here is not a matter, I did not ask you the capital of Chile) this is a banal circle of sight)

Yyy: Capital of Chile Peru

XXX: Guy, Peru is a separate republic.

816:30 vlom: throw if guilty
and
816:31 vlom: twins with him babe will ask (please) to return to repair
and
716:31 Brick: The twinkle stands like one wing of this merine.
and
816:31 vlom: and vodla mersa so defamatory will break the mirror from his car and say: I will return you

XXX: I look at the logs of Sisadmin.
xxx: 13:55 2Min consultation of the chief accountant on the issue of changing the language when entering a password for logging into the computer
XXX is WOW. and more. ))
11:00 3min to Yura Medzhenovsky 032 does not come mail - no problem, just no one wrote

KostyanNSK

3 times mint was caught on the streets by orientation (Dark jacket, Dark shoes, Dark hat), After the third time bought a white hat.

The nine-grade students sit, take a GIA in mathematics, and after an hour and a half the girl asks with indignation:
What, will they not help us?! to

From corporate mail:
Dear colleagues!
The key cards issued to all of you are not amulets from evil forces.

Be so kind, finally start using them!
It’s not that difficult – attaching a card to the reader, right?

He: I have a question.)
And he went away (
She: And I’ve gotten the answer so it’s itching.

Damn, how stupid I am.
Z: What is that? How can I help?
A: Please support me!! to
Oh, you and stupid, how can you be so stupid?
I thank you :[

xxx: The Blue Screen of Death :( Too close to Google Maps :(
YYY: It broke...

From Zh.

When my current husband saw me in a cabbage in the company of a friend he was well acquainted with, he stood on me, like a lamb on the new gate, and asked her:
Where did you get this true Russian face?
What my friend did not find anything smarter than to flatter:
“Did you say about this Jewish face ‘true Russian face’?”

EL: Yesterday was your case. I wanted to eat. I bought the last cakes. Two with potatoes and two with onions. I don’t like to eat onions, but I wanted to eat. I take the first, I bite. See also Luke. But he is little. How stupid I thought, onion and paste. Hera with him. Eat the first. got the second. I found the onion again. and eaten. I got the third and fourth...and I realized that the first two were with potatoes!!! to

ZZZZZZ
I tried to explain to my mom why Linux is better than Windows. Mom thought a little and replied:
“I knew before you were born that something was going wrong when my father tried to put together an electric chair for mice.

pppp
Fuck, this is an idea. electricity look - mouse-loving on the basis of the microwave - even the topic of Aztec! Inside is cheese. When the cheese is driven, the drive closes the door and rows the feed. by the timer, when the product is ready, the door opens - at the same time, the trap mechanism rebounds. Now the mice run the current not on cheese, but also on the grill))

ZZZZZZ
You are cruel.

YYY: I sat in a row on the railway behind two gay men. This is Piper.
XXX: I thought there were only tickets sold.
XXX is gay!
AAA: Is it for beer and chips? Was it boring to wait for a train?
BBB: Seeing a big demand for gay people once in line stood
YYY : :D

xxx: came yesterday to the hotel room in the evening drunk in the woods... and found behind the carpet on the wall an inter-room door...
I checked the door in the morning.
I feel like a burrito.

If you don’t want to do it yourself, advise someone else.
by Yuri Tatarkin

My daughter has an unmarried girlfriend who loves my grandson very much. We jokingly say to him, “You’re going to grow up and marry her.” He agrees and calls her his wife. Last night she had to stay with us. The grandson said he was going to sleep with his wife. At the same time, he scratched his neck and said worriedly, "How not to describe yourself."