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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114919
 17.06.2015
The "International" series should end as follows:

Doctors are reduced, the hospital is demolished, a temple is built in its place.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114918
 17.06.2015
comment to photos of the semi-destructed and abandoned shuttle "Buran-Energy"

The team, consisting of a Belarusian, Kyrgyz, Ivan, Baba and a genetically modified oposum from the Yerevan Zoo, will have to get to him through the endless fields of filtration to save from an imminent catastrophe the children's photo archive of Zoldo Stan.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114917
 17.06.2015
In the beginning, everything was right, we got married, my wife took my surname.
I lived six years, I am a fool, she is a fool, a fool's village
Then I got tired and took my wife’s name.
Are you also a fool?

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114916
 17.06.2015
Who should cultivate this dignity? Your own mothers.
by *****
The responsibility for the upbringing of a child with two parents lies only with the mother. And then you dare to say that you are not stupid?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114915
 17.06.2015
The brother-in-law was asked to bring his bags to the car. He came with three at once: one in each hand, and a small bag in his teeth:) On my VTF he replied that he was a transport RNA, and the bags are codons O_o
People are preparing for exams.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114914
 17.06.2015
xxx: I bought such crazy patches with Hello Kitty, that at least take and something specifically cut.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114913
 16.06.2015
\c "response to"

Suicide is the horror of humanity. Life is given once and for all, and for the little things of life to jump from the roofs, the veins to bite the pills to lunch is stupid.
Y: And it is true, to bite the veins with pills is very ridiculous.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114912
 16.06.2015
<killer_man> I can’t say what I didn’t play in principle.
<zloym_PC> killer_man: you are wrong, Uncle Fedor, you are sitting on the internet.)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114911
 16.06.2015
Comments on the video, where swimming eggs.

Damn what a cute way to go rabbit.

Zzzz: What a slender, let go of the nursery

Oh my God. When I got here, I just wanted to scare my cat. The way to bluff.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114910
 16.06.2015
I stood at the stop and saw the bus approaching.
Here, before the stop, a small machine stops and two guys begin to embrace, kiss, in general, lovefully say goodbye.
It is I to the fact that if two people love each other, sincerely rejoice and experience, then it is good. But for the rest, they’re all pirates!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №114909
 16.06.2015
In 2010, I met a girl on the same day that I was rubbing about vacancies at her job and I mentioned that I wanted to change jobs and then got drunk and forgot about it. And in the morning I was called from the department of her company and called for an interview and I could not tell where they came from and where they got my number.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114908
 16.06.2015
I got married on Saturday. And not on me.
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Did he know it was yours?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114907
 16.06.2015
In the farmhouse of the academy, when students of zootechnics say, “Yesterday I saw such a calf,” it is not about babies at all.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114906
 16.06.2015
A man of business? Ok to Ok.
He cleansed the apartment himself. It does not offer help (here it is immediately clear whose business it is, and who, of course, will go down), and the dust cleaner himself, washes the floor and toilet. He prepares food. He comes up with crafts with the child and removes the consequences, deals with the child, who can leave the child for at least a year, and everything will be fine. by Sam. Because all these things have to be done. It does not transfer the farm to someone else who should and generally knows better.
If you start screaming now and why his wife, then think how bad it is to live with someone only because you are lazy to cook your soup and wash the toilet, where you are yourself.
People live together because they are so better than separately. There is someone with whom to share the news, to tell what you love, with those who you want to support, to whom you do good as yourself.
Men, who keep everything good for friends, and women are considered as units for cleaning and reproduction, are mentally damaged people. They are even a little sorry. Like a sociopathic killer. It is a pity when they are far away and can not hurt you personally. It is better to keep them in a cage.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114905
 16.06.2015
I have a boss Irina and a girlfriend Irina (but another). And yesterday was the uncomfortable moment when I called the boss Irishka.
Wait for promotion in service.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114904
 16.06.2015
Three ha-ha men with hands out of their ass. You can't clean a garden or clean a drawer - call a specialist. Make money for the expert, fucking!
The acquaintances of those who can repair themselves or call the master, twice and communicated. The other hands are curved and there is no money. So they live, and the apartment is slowly collapsing. My salary allows me to call my husband for an hour, but imho such expenses must be paid from the male wallet.
By the way, everyone with whom there was a relationship, rolled out the eyes and wrecked hysteria when I called the housewife to wash the windows and generate the apartment, like you can't do it yourself?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114903
 16.06.2015
Naively
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And when the owner is nearby, he always screams, “This is my car!” Is that what he expects? What guys will come back and say "Sorry, we accidentally confused"
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The vengeful owner of the car turns the thieves deadline. The judge will take this moment into account (whether the owner warned the hijacker or not) and will give more if the owner still screamed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114902
 16.06.2015
Talk to a fellow smoker:
I fell from the taboo...
Is the rope broken?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114901
 16.06.2015
Do you think your cat eats bread for nothing?
He does not even eat bread.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114900
 16.06.2015
Russia is not afraid of sanctions and hunger. After all, we have a museum capital show field of wonders.

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