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[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №7293
 29.06.2008
A message on Skype from the secretary "Nikit, I don’t have the internet" suggests that there is some underworld here :)

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №7292
 28.06.2008
I went out for a walk with my dog. I walk along the house. From the second floor, a little girl, 5 years old, cries to my dog: 'Dog, dog. and a dog. Do you want a snack for lunch?” He is striking a cat into me. The Pedestrian.

[ + 1227 - ] Comment quote №7291
 28.06.2008
Darkness: I always press + or - twice to look at a sad smile.

No, not the only one :-(

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7290
 28.06.2008
Lilly is:
In an explanatory about the delay she wrote: "Women have their secrets." P.S. I have put in...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7289
 28.06.2008
XX: Yes, I fucking and without you I understand that she is a great girl, beautiful and smart, with a rich inner world, versatile, loves poetry of the 19th century, which does not prevent her from loving Star Wars, but I fucking can not normally communicate with her constantly thinking of her 4th-size boobs!!! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7288
 28.06.2008
My burned a day ago, goes into the store, bought a cheto and a banana there, a little so brown, went to the box office, there was a chato in them, they sent it to another box office outside the line, there were guys, then the dialogue:
Girl, while you were in the line, your banana was rotten.
Watch while you’re in line so that your banana doesn’t rot.
The entire shop is lying.
by DvIzhok

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7287
 28.06.2008
XXX is
1603078 [ + (vote accepted!) − ] [: Echo Echo Echo:] [discuss] added 2008-06-27 00:23
I fucked Spain. Were you spending money on a billon??? Is it on the wave???? to

YYYY
What a leopard?

XXX is
There is such a chip that the bear's flower-semi-flower fulfills 7 wishes.

YYYY
What a bear?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7286
 28.06.2008
I saw in one document:
Director of the Organization Sith D.V.

Manufacturing of soft toys.



The world is doomed!and 😉

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7285
 28.06.2008
"Speed-2", "Speed-3", "Speed-4";...
The final part will clearly be called "Sleeping".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7284
 28.06.2008
And only the Russians are happy that there is a chance of the end of the world.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7283
 28.06.2008
Do you often laugh at the compound? and internally? And in the voice?
He is - internally almost constant... and I smile when the interiors can no longer withstand)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7282
 28.06.2008
Thank you to the great OZ (provider in Tver) for the fact that they once again got something broken and they could not provide me and half the city with the internet for 4 days... I passed the exam for 5!!! to

Here people know when the session :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7281
 28.06.2008
We are separated, we have too many different goals in life with her!
Do you have to eat, and she has a slavery of the galaxy?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7280
 28.06.2008
da2k: Spain, Spain... Well fuck it! And where are you asking now to lay a 30 meter poster of Stalin?? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7279
 28.06.2008
Log4n
I already respect the people who, right in the morning before the match, wrote on their cars “On Berlin through Madrid!”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7278
 28.06.2008
He: How are you fucking with whom?
She is: Yes. And what?
He: Yes, I am just interested in politeness.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7277
 28.06.2008
m.Travn!koff (13:32:09 26/06/2008)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No no no no!
Q: How about myself? As a light?
WOW: yes fucking... like in a fairy tale... we split up with the Light.
2 years ago, was it okay?
It was until I touched her.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ууу: found a gray fan in the closet, disassembled it and bit the wires from the fork and plates for the case)) and when she was in the bathroom
I went to her, turned it on the socket and threw the fan into the bathroom.She jumped out of the water faster than the bullet.In what posture she hanged over the bathroom I can not even say.
I couldn’t calm her at 1.5, then she picked up her things and left.
The fucking...
I know that fucking... I can’t say it.


Kappa Mikey (13:44:46 26/06/2008)
The gesture

m.Travn!koff (13:45:41 26/06/2008)
Try it, maybe Katya stops brain fucking.

Kappa Mikey (13:46:09 26/06/2008)
She will take me off as soon as she jumps out of the bathroom.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7276
 28.06.2008
She
Pasha... What would you think if the one you didn’t expect it from one day began to offer you sex and very persistently?

He is
I’t even think of it. :D

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №7275
 28.06.2008
Employees of wholesale stores that collect on parking lots are real champions in Snake.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7274
 28.06.2008
Where does the power float when each of its officials cheats under itself?

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