27.06.2012 The same day Doc and Marty moved in the movie "Back to the Future".
The future has arrived! and :)
After the August 29, 1997 skynet did not strike a nuclear strike on Russia, I stopped believing in movies!

xxx: taking into account all commissions now on account 10695
YYY: Ok
We need more gold.
The xxx :)
xxx: I understand how if we suddenly decide to blur the studio you will say something like - you need to build a zig-zag?
There is not enough tree
XXX: HDD
yyy: comes such a tax, and through the dynamics of the warning "we were attacked!"
xxx: ahahahaha

Previously, I thought that the most original compliment was a drunken alcoholic who called me “Madonna!”
But one guy walked around him. "You are a real lady... - a minute of silence... - unlike me!"
You will not argue.

Memories of Childhood *
I am 10 years old, I run down the stairs, winter, on my hands - puffy gloves.
The gloves so gorgeously slide over the plastic on the perils, you want to escape from this faster and faster...
On the first floor, in order not to slip into the door, I lower my hand below to hold on to the metal part of the laundry.
and discharge*
No Signal *
No Signal *
No Signal *
No Signal *
>ping 127.0.0.1 -t
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<1ms TTL=128
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<1ms TTL=128

I woke up on the street, with my nose in the hole, a knot on my head, and opened the door to the street with my forehead.

Cut out entirely.
I have respected static since then.

The teacher asks the student who protects the lab:
Who wrote this code?
Not exactly me...

The fucking

The guest: Ha! Shhas looked at the coverage zone - so they have in a clean field where corn grows, there is both 3G and 2G, and the settlements in the center of these fields are white spots. As a Bilayna subscriber I can fully confirm this fact - in my village the phone does not catch any signal from them, it is worth to leave in the field 200 meters - the communication begins to appear. I want to ask our operator - fucking corn 3G, when people do not have normal communication?

In Israel on the beach of Kalya on June 26, an elderly tourist from Russia drowned in the Dead Sea.
No one has ever succeeded...

Tired of spammers offering to buy from them the internet, said that I will connect, honestly warning that I do not have a wire
the installer came, looked at the English console genta (home server), called the manager with all the original Russian words
We drank coffee and talked about servers.

I am impressed by the advanced users... Bringed the note now in repair. Mole installed the son's screw, and the book stopped seeing the internet. I open the bag and there’s a Macintosh in it!! to

Apparently, the first person who had exclusively his own opinion was the ancient Egyptian architect IMHOTEP.

by 111. Why did you marry such a fool?
by 222. The computer is always free.

I understand, of course, that we have been frightened for 70 years by corrupting capitalism, but what fucking 20 years have we been demonstrating it?? to

I that the evil was on the former (nearly escaped), here someone comes in and rubs that she is Masha and that you need to get to know, etc. I say to her, do you need it? You don’t see me without a car, I’m not clothed with clothes, well, I don’t have the desire or the possibility to hold you, your fucking mother and father of an alcoholic!! to
She looked at me somewhat strangely, as if even offended, and then asked:
How do you know my parents?

In the news: "In the Urals found a financial pyramid with the logo of Sberbank"

It sounds like an archaeological discovery.)

In the light of the new law on rallies, I think it is necessary at least to fine the Russian national team for unauthorized mass march on the field.

charoddey > Help find the game of the year 2002..the hero came to visit a friend who disappeared. The hero has a medallion with magic.it was necessary to kill all his relatives-every trolls and vampires.

D-Lain > It feels like you are about Clive Barker's Undying. Only there the acquaintance did not disappear anywhere, and relatives are not vampires or reverts.

charoddey > it is her. Thank you huge.

I read about the Olympics in London.
In the modern five-fighting has changed the format of competitions: running and shooting will be combined into one competition.
Pursuit is now officially an Olympic sport.

I’m 25 and I’m getting closer to the age when girls 10 years younger than me will look less young.

My sister made another cooking masterpiece. Before serving on the table, he says to his husband:
C - Serjoja, if you fill this with mayonnaise, then from now on you will have everything with mayonnaise.
I’m not afraid of mayonnaise.
C -... including shower, tea and underwear!!! to

Question: What are you ready for for your husband?
One of the answers: I’m ready to give him a puzzle if he doesn’t believe I’m ready for him.