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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №99833
 29.06.2014
There are too many counterfeits among human materials.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99832
 29.06.2014
I would like to have a syringe with the drug Logica, so that it can be injected into a girl and in 5 seconds her eyes opened wide and she said, "My God, I am wrong and behave like a hysterical fool! I would fall on my knees before her and cry out of happiness.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99831
 29.06.2014
You are of course right. But when people with a level of development, like from the most deaf village, remain near you, don’t be surprised.
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And from what, forgive me, the knowledge about the glasses that the musician was wearing is an indicator of the level of development? As for me, this is nothing more than an indicator of musical preferences that say nothing at all. It is forgiving in adolescence to judge people by what kind of music they listen to. It is no longer for adults.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99830
 29.06.2014
House: Yes, the patient has muscle spasms, light fears, unreasonable aggression.
Assistants of the House: 0
Woman: Yes, this is rage, luzers
House: She is angry.
I am 0_0
The wife followed. Review of "Follow"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99829
 29.06.2014
From the group Childfrey:
There have been a lot of bans lately. You can’t smoke, download music, watch movies... Well, that’s formal. You come to the store and the cigarette shelves are empty, you will no longer see cherry cigarettes in the tent, you open your playlist with video and music and you see gaps.
Next to the house there is an elegant candy store, there is everything, it is great. I approach the large window, and it is empty. In the middle of the day, no cakes, no cakes... I raise my eyes and ask with horror:
Cake is also banned.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99828
 29.06.2014
The call of the day - "Hello, here we want a puppy puppy puppy!" - "Very well, we have puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy puppy I don't imagine, we had a spaniel, very intelligent - it didn't have to be raised "Well, what kind of nonsense are you telling - to raise everyone, you have a child? there is. You explained to him that you shouldn’t touch the hot tea? "No, he’s an intelligent boy, he didn’t touch the tea?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99827
 29.06.2014
XXX is Safari Ruling.
Where do you go on a safari?
xxx on the website

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99826
 29.06.2014
Please call me urgently!
Wut: And who are you?
XXX is weight!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99825
 29.06.2014
City of Bryansk. The street rises steeply from the river to the center of the city. A garbage truck is slowly going up the street. There is a wedding ride behind the garbage ship. There is nowhere to turn the garbage car and the strange cortex movement continues.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №99824
 29.06.2014
My husband is sitting with the phone on the website of Mouse. He looks, looks, and does not touch anyone. Suddenly, this stupid pop-up window closes the screen. and further dialogue. O is the operator, M is the husband.

Hello, are you interested in something?
M is a prostitute. Do you have prostitutes?
A: No, we have a less profitable business.
M: So let us quietly explore the instruments?
A: of course :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99823
 29.06.2014
People often forget where they came from. But not those who are from Peter (c) KVN

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99822
 29.06.2014
It is said that Akinfeev was blinded by a laser.
YYY: When is it?
XXX: Even in school apparently.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99821
 29.06.2014
5 copies in a theme to the story of a daring duty from the military unit in Vladik and a call from the chief.
A large provincial city. and reanimation. 4 in the morning. In the evening, a relative of a chief ass from the administration of the region was operated. The ass is worried and considers it his duty every hour to personally call and control the situation. And then, at another call, someone from the staff, not able to withstand, replied: How is the state of H? While she is alive, but if there are no 500 tanks by morning, then anything can happen... The ass made the morning to the whole health department, but no longer called. P.S The answer is "not found".

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №99820
 29.06.2014
The Russian team visited the children’s home.
“We will never forget these little faces, full of despair and despair, without a spark of hope,” said Dima, 6 years old.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99819
 28.06.2014
I just parked in a parallel parking lot. I notice a man watching out of the car in front of him in anticipation of the show, until the glass dropped. Parking in Philadelphia. In the face of the man universal disappointment. It broke my uncle’s fun :))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99818
 28.06.2014
of life observation.
The presence (even temporary) of a home of children and cats automatically produces paranoid habits in a person. With respect to children, this is manifested in the overwhelming instructions such as "Don’t!", "Don’t lie down!", "Be careful!" and so on, even for the most trivial reasons. Even when I was not going to say anything like that. Regarding cats... Here two stories can be illustrated)
When the cat, who was staying in my room for the night, fell asleep by night and went to the window to look in the blinds, bypassing the incomplete glass of water, my sleeping brain in two seconds came to know what the sound was. I was thrown straight into the bed because the water dropped from the window to the table on which the open note was standing. I don’t always hear a loud alarm.
Or yesterday in the courtyard, the cat jumped nearby. I found a tree and started to cut the nails. By habit, I barely glanced at him, so that the furniture did not spoil.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99817
 28.06.2014
>> I have a meeting at 8:30 p.m. home to
Sometimes at night, sometimes at midnight.
I can hardly get there before 22:00. The main work begins around.
16:00 Msk, ends with clocks at 4 - 5 am.
Partners mainly live in Pindostan, in
of Canada. At 7 a.m. we are home. If there is work, if work brings
pleasure and boppy - I fuck when she
It begins and ends.
— — — —
Enjoyment and grandparents, I understand. Do you and your wife ever see you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99816
 28.06.2014
This is:
Moscow’s income will cover 93% of its expenses. And then Moscow eats your money?

Sibyryak-kun replies: some spherical Gazneft has offices in Moscow. Oil is pumping in the vast Siberia, guess which city will be recorded and spent income?


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99815
 28.06.2014
All admines on vacation, what? What kind of nonsense have you been doing in the last couple of weeks?? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99814
 28.06.2014
I suddenly thought that the average high school teacher was more humble than the average high school priest.

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