xxx: remove the topic "peace! The work! It is"
June is not May!
Monday is not work!
YYY: Ukraine is not peace

From Habr.

Darthslider: I went into Battlefield 3 on a friend’s account (a high level of someone) to see what it is. In real war is probably the same, in fact: nothing is understood, someone is shooting somewhere, then you die =D

I watched football, just broke the penalty.
Wife: What, the Dutch so grossly violated?
I: In the sense?? to
Three times the penalty.
I: It was a repeat.

(Conversation in the office after lunch, guy P and girl D)
Do you have a new shirt?
P: No, the old
Q: Why haven’t I seen her before?
Q: I don’t even know...Maybe because you haven’t been home for 6 years?

My husband and I are on the road in the car. I am driving, my husband is sleeping on a passenger car. We pass by the village.
I: Listen, can we move to the village? We will divide the farm... we will envy the pigs, the chickens... Who would you bring?
A couple of lovers, yes.
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About the EMBL 2014:

This symbol reminds me of Facebook. Especially funny looks when after repeats of unsuccessful strikes or passes, as well as wrong decisions of judges are shown.

here here :

XXX is live. In Savoie gave a card of the permanent customer
Someone has platinum mastercards by the age of 30, and I have a sabvei card.

Do not worry, man! X_X I have a gold VIP card of optics........

Is it a laundry?
It is hideous. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine. and Lalalala.

The Russians were swallowed, they have Vladimir Wolfych and Novodvorskaya on their side, and they will swallow some bourgeois Psaki unconsciously!

I: a cat with breasts speaks about Crimea - a hit should be.
X: So this is the secret of the popularity of the Crimean prosecutor!!! to

Seeing what is happening in the world
Disappointed Jesus
In a booklet with a man's inscription
Remove the label.

Slush, and anyone knows any advertiser of those who invent slogans for cars? I have a personal question, more precisely two: what do they smoke and in what incubator for oligofrens they grow?
Today, for example, was deeply stunned by Volvo’s advertisement that "her salon’s skin wants to be smoothed".
To hunt a tumblr is not a hunt for anyone? Does anyone want to enter her salon with wide open doors? Soak her engine with oil, and start her piston immediately?

The chief in the office puts the manager before the fact that her unloading found an administrator:
M: Who is she?
N: A good girl, there is a desire to work.
M: Why didn’t they tell me anything? How will I work with her? Suddenly she is stupid, like a blockbuster!
An engineer is involved.
So you’re fast.

111: the pigeon pulled out of the pipeline now
11 in the bathroom
Chapter 22: Fucking
2nd: LOL
111: He is O_O
111, and I am O_o
111: a cat like that =O-O=

XX: What do you understand as happiness?

YYY: Imagine I’m sitting old old.
About 30 grandchildren.
And these little bastards run away and don’t let me die peacefully.
! to

and VSV

All I could expect, but the quotation with the pigeon was achieved.Tested on myself, no shame, but on the pillow was sitting a puppy!

by google troll :(
I missed the match between England and Italy and went to work in the morning.
At work, no employee called out, out of solidarity.
Upon returning home, I decided to find a recording, naive, with Google.
So this fell at the first request on the floor screen showed the account.

From Habr:

It seems that everyone claims that it is safe, but nobody says why insects don’t eat GMO plants.

I will tell you more. Everyone claims apples are safe, but they don’t explain why Colorado frogs don’t eat them. The conspiracy of gardens!! to

"The Scientists
Have a broadband internet
The moon"

I immediately imagined how Mizulina and Milonov, when they saw this news, wickedly struck "ssssswuuk..." and then hugged and cried...

The AK90:
I need to sleep more. I cut off the alarm in my dream. My mother came to wake up.

“Anton, get up, it’s 6 in the morning, you’re late to work!”
"Mongolese"
Anton, you have four cups in front of the comp, and I’m looking for them all over the apartment! Where are you from?"
"They have a party. Tagged with"
"Anthony and Anton! What a big party!and "
“Khrchavk... well... they come out of the kitchen at night to me and arrange a party. They are bored there. So they are here. Thirst"
"Anthony and Anton! Let’s go!"
"I get up, I get up"
"And now explain what a cup party is?and "
What is a cup party? Flashmob is something? I have no idea what you are talking about. Do not burn in the morning"