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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №142036
 08.06.2017
by Zoi. Go out, Sherry and cat.
We remember, we love. and sadness.

[ + 27 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142035
 08.06.2017
Being a fisherman is much cheaper than being a hunter. Because when you drink and fuck with other people's grandmothers for three days, and then buy fish for scratch, it's just money, and when you buy a cock or a deer, it's quite another money.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142034
 08.06.2017
Honestly with Picaboo
Earth on the power pipeline, earth on the power pipeline.
Earth on the eighth pipeline.
And we are sad on the cable, and we are sad on the cable.
We pull them miles with one bulk.
The cabinets are different, but the cabinets are different.
The length of the magazine is the same.
And, I hear without doubt, and, I hear without doubt,
As a result, we will get p.

We don’t dream of a brigadier.
T-shirt with a back.
We dream of grass, grass and house.
Green and green grass.

We go to the station,
to insulate isolation,
Technical supervision will sign the protocol.
Preparing the task,
Long term calculation
It will support the workforce of all.
In the smoke of Matthew,
The pipeline behind the station -
The turbine turbine rotates the wail.
And we worship the homeland.
And we worship the homeland.
They are waiting for us at home, and the sons are Altai.

And we don’t dream of a row of casting,
Not the station, the community, the ABC.
We dream of grass, grass and house.
Green and green grass.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №142033
 08.06.2017
News burning with napalm
xxx: just from the headlines - "The Earth is rapidly approaching unknown what"

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142032
 08.06.2017
When you have brought a country rich in oil, gas, diamonds, forest to food cards in 17 years, always blame the European media.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142031
 08.06.2017
>>> The problem of the fisherman who stunned the fish

What are you breaking, my red horse,
You lowered your neck.
You do not shake the gray,
Do you bite yours? Did he?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142030
 08.06.2017
<Angelofnet> <reads terrifying stories about whole baskets of unmatched socks>...
<Angelofnet> <thinkingly> You can’t cope with socks – switch to socks.
<harm))> Colots also disappear ah yeah
<Angelofnet> harmful)): They disappear. In a couple, not alone. So they are not afraid.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142029
 08.06.2017
What did he?
I watched the movie Revenge.
Is it the life of the palaces?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142028
 08.06.2017
My boss was close to 60. He asked me to attach a printer to his laptop. I pull the cursor with the mouse...And then the boss noticed how? Can a mouse work without a carpet?
He himself drove the cursor to the desired point and regretted Enter.

My grandfather on the front in the moonlight of a cold autumn with a partner overnight from four broken cars collected two with a minimum of tools. Another time, in the sixth two days, the bridge was held by two German tanks and a hideous cloud of Hanzev. Now at his 94 he remembers all the countries, rivers, many poems.
During the war, my grandmother planted 50 hundred potatoes with one spade and sprayed the seed to a cow. She was 15 years old.
They do not know how to use a computer at all!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №142027
 08.06.2017
So many discussions about what to do with the leaves for the Greek salad - tear or cut. In Crete specifically planned to see in what form the Greeks put the green salad, it turned out - in no one.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №142026
 08.06.2017
This is our summer:
Dressed in shirt and valley,
Lack of sunlight.
It was warmer than in January.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142025
 08.06.2017
to this:

Beer and vodka diet.
All morning cups and tea are unsweetened.
A day without lunch.
In the evening, 0.5 vodka + 1.5 beer with "light snacks" such as fermented cabbage.
I lost 3 kg!

Three pounds? It was the liver, confess!

In fact, the liver is increasing. So that was the brain.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142024
 08.06.2017
I came home an hour ago, and there was a mess and dishes unwashed.
YYY: You’re talking like you’re being invaded by Gypsies.
Yyy: Triple the mess and did not wash the dishes
And the horse is not in the room. Probably quite

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142023
 08.06.2017
by OUGUZ:
My friends. by decrease.
The first mother, father.
2 the cat.
3 the brother.
4 other relatives.
5 other cats.
6 Other people

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142022
 08.06.2017
Palomino: If you know what and where it is before the shops - you will stop buying anything =)
I personally saw a long time ago, as the comrade loaded out a round bread from the car, crushed one, half the street followed him, ripped off with a dirty mashed gloves, which the podi in his own car and forged, put on the counter back and quietly handed over to the store.

Vail: the column failed

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142021
 08.06.2017
and AAA:
Today, I take a look at the theory of probability. The story of a fisherman who caught a fish in three different places and caught something there. The student asked what it means to "smile", I am still impressed.

The BBB:
This is better than if she had been familiar with the works of the same Sorokin and did not ask.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №142020
 08.06.2017
xxx: Porn site RedTube became the new general sponsor of the club "Washington Square" from Brooklyn
yyy: our football team also instead of playing some porn show, we are waiting for a brazzer in sponsors?
zzz: I think that genre that shows our broken, for brazers - overcrowding

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142019
 08.06.2017
From the discussion of RT:
The leader is just super)
“The agent of the Kremlin must first be beautiful, smart and insidious... It’s not the Pentagon where they are burying their employees at night at the cemetery.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142018
 08.06.2017
In the English city of Swindon, police officer Steve Hutton tried to stop a suspicious car for excess speed. The driver came out of the car and ran away.

Hutton, who pursued him, cried out that he had a dog, and to convince himself.

This caused the frightened fugitive to get confused, and he stopped. Using the moment, the police caught him.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №142017
 08.06.2017
The windows should be adjusted over time. This is due to their weight, especially the door.
40 – How many legs do you have? Two, especially the right.

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