and Verhartet:
Why should I give money to someone I see for the first time in my life?and "

That’s why I must...

Only a half-filled stomach can stimulate a person.

Because on an empty stomach he can’t do anything.

He will not want.

This story happened in the early 1970s. told me

A family member who served with the hero at the border. After the service

Gregory Melekhov (the real surname, as in the hero of the Pacific Don), was

He was sent to the Customs Faculty of the KGB School. After graduating from school he was

He was sent for an internship at the Odessa Trade Port. Literally in the first.

The same day pointed out that the boxes with export equipment,

long lying on the shore were struck down with new glossy nails. This is

It reminded him of fake documents.

Stainless steel made by the Germans during the war. Gregory turned to

The attention of the boss. It turned out that all the nails were stamped off.

Thick platinum wire. A few dozen kilograms.

and platinum. For the hero everything ended almost well; he was rewarded.

Jubilee Lenin Medal (100 years of the leader's birth)

Extraordinary rank of senior lieutenant and pinch in the ass who sent him to

The southernmost port of Russia-Vladivostok. They were so clever in Odessa.

not needed.

The Russian team clearly lacked violin and bowling.

Peter's friend writes a SMS from Moscow:

The phrase about me, heard on the escalator of the Moscow metro: "Yob yours, look, the book reads!"

xxx:throw, in my world (mail) there is a function to make a best friend
YYY: =) The Lord has appointed me a beloved wife :)

LYSY: Listen, tell me, I really don’t know how it’s called, it’s like a computer finger you control on a TV ad is going.
Good: I’m about what you’re))
Like you’re controlling your finger there. It is like a phone like a computer. The apple is cut off.
Good: fucking))) rju)))
You are a fucking storyteller ?

She returned from her wedding and wrote:
I didn’t even try to catch the bride’s bouquet. How much more fun it was to watch from the side, as the girl who caught him not the first youth pulled his b/f to the veranda and there he was in the wing with this bouquet with loud cries: "Third time!!! This is the third time!!The look of the poor man was very unfortunate.

Grossmaster (i): I anticipated a new smiley! by Daleo
ZloySerge (i): Grossmaster, some kind of dumb...
Grossmaster (i): his name is an elephant! This is an elephant: O'Brien

Diesell: Oh, you fucking fuck, I was pulled into the butt by a whirlwind. For three days, suprastin was crushed, nichren is not visible, it is not even possible to read. Then another three days the tumor fell from the head, the brother rotted for a week.

Golem: Diesell: Ready Text for The Offsprings

The xxx says:
My crucifix was in prison for violating the rules of crossing the border
The xxx says:
In prison in Holland. He liked

XXX: My work... It consists of 2 points. The first is to explain to smart people that they are idiots; the second is to explain to the idiots to the bosses that they are smart people. All actually...
XHH: Well, in my free time from work, I explain to the ADSL modem that it is actually a router.

Angelo4ek (11:10:56 7/06/2008)
The customer came to us...BUGOGA Oleg Georgievich

I am writing through F.I.O. - the guy spartilo nihuysky))))

Windows Vista is simpler, safer, more exciting and more mobile.

I knew you could make sweets from shit.
But how did they manage to retain all the quality of the original material??? O_O

After our separation, she has never met anyone.
She says that no matter where and with whom I am, she will wait.

2: from the fucking... yeah... can she write to a psychotherapist? This is not normal o_o
And so friendly to be...

Yes, I’ve already put it in – it doesn’t help =(

2: Oh, I meant to bring...

Brother decided to buy cheap cakes in the market. Then sends a SMS:

"How I bought the cakes.

Move to 1. The big.
The second too.
The third is good.
It turned out, three times one papyrus measured!
came home. And there are two surplus ones!
Fucks to fucking!!" ) )

>Ko4evnik has joined us
Ko4evnik has left us
ArPi>covered...

XXX Saturday 07 June 2008 10:06:25
Boris, why is my text document not opened?
YYY Saturday 07 June 2008 10:12:14
Possible reasons why the document may not break:
1st Computer is turned off
2nd The document is absent
Three You just didn’t open it.
4 is The document is not text.
5 is Aliens have set up a force field that prevents the opening of the document
6 is The document was broken
7 is The Old Man's Curse
Here is an example list of reasons why you may not open your doc :)))
XXX Saturday 07 June 2008 10:13:47
(And yet what?
YYY Saturday 07 June 2008 10:14:06
It’s a crazy :((

I wonder why the stupidity of ordinary people in computers is perceived as saying how stupid they are, and the stupidity of all kinds of computers in normal life is already supposed to be something funny and even good?

Looking into the future, who do you see yourself?
The corpse