My friend asked me, what is the number today? I can’t stand it anymore today and I say, you, what, you can’t remember the number? She looked at me and replied – it’s different every day!

[Case in the OTP MGTS]
Operator: Now you can close all the windows and restart the computer.Restart the Internet should appear if you call again.
Subscriber: Okay thank you.
= calls back =
Operator: OTP and hello.
Subscriber: Hi, I have already spoken to you, the internet has appeared, everything works, and the windows can be opened? It is dirty

I sell through the forum. by 2500. The boy dropped the phone, he himself from another city, the father has to come. Call Dad: "This is about the air conditioner. The Father, so to say, Lucifer"

I’ve recently started to notice why I’m all bitten by mosquitoes after night and my girlfriend isn’t. I honestly asked the girl about this, and she replied that when I fall asleep, she takes off my blanket, waits for my mosquitoes to bite me, and when they all get drunk then she falls asleep.

I bought, therefore, a puppet for my cake, well, I put it in the refrigerator in the egg compartment, so that it looks like a sign. Well, in the evening, I see, he went to the kitchen, well, and I say to him - kiss, where eggs are delicious. He looks at me with astonishment, I look at him. He pulls the rubber of the trinkers, looks five seconds deeper, and with the multi-significant "no you more visible" is removed. And you won’t argue...

The xxx:
"If you can’t change a situation, change your attitude towards it."

YYYY :
We raise taxes and the state takes care of us.
They do not pay salary - we train in the competent distribution of funds.
The house is a charity.
I stole my wallet and gave it.

"The Right of the First Night"
The occupant is fucking your bride - we are expanding the gene fund.
Your master is fucking your bride, and now you are muddy.

This is a fairy simple:
I paid for Iphone kidney massage in four hands

[0:51:37] Irko: What is it?

Anya: Ukrainian smile of surprise type O_o

XX: He is so boring!! to
It’s not true, it’s not boring.
Q: Why is it not boring? He writes in Google requests with big letters and with signposts!!! to

He: gently lusting the inner sides of your thighs, I am rising higher and higher.
Mmm... and then what?
and then the next article =(

The story is about green. On a no-nibodzastolie, gryna approached the guest, took from the table two bottles of 0.7 of the same grade 45-50 and drank a salve from the throat, and at the same time. At the suggestion of a delightful guest to have a snack with cucumbers, he replied: "No need!Let the baking!Then, a moment after a couple, Grinja got the barbarian and ate it in the eyes of the astonished guest. Then he just fell where he went and cut off. Knowing this particularity of him, the neighbors went to his mother-in-law, and where he lay. She took a two-wheeled car and came after him. With the help of the neighbors, she loaded and brought the rich man home.And if he woke up, then on the road he turned the dule to the neighbors. And he said, “Hello, Mary, and you are here!”!"."Hello to you, Michal Kuzmić! Nate and you!! to

The worst thing in a girl is her parents.

Übirmish (23:59:35 17/06/2010)
Happy Birthday to you!! to

Übermensch (23:59:42 17/06/2010)
The UH! has succeeded! The internet is going to shut down :( :(

Übirmish (23:59:50 17/06/2010)
and goodbye. There is no money :(

xxx (23:59:58 17/06/2010)
Stand up!

ÜMichelle (00:00:02 18/06/2010)
Too late brother.

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Seeker13: Why when you use a broken screw she says you’re a victim of piracy, if she’s the victim?

I met my school lover in the subway two days ago.
I think I need some kind of clever invite him home, maybe feelings still remain?
I turn on the fool and say that the type of computer is not turned on, and I remember that he could not reinstall the screw before without me.
He makes such a devil’s smile and says:"Aga".
I rush home, I cook myself, I cook delicious.And in order not to be a whirlwind, I turn off the system cover, I just turn off the power unit, wrap and hide all the drills.
Who...Who could have thought he had done it to Sissadin?
Yesterday the whole day I lulled the system, and today it forces me to change the cooler on the chipset (

In Moscow, two cars collided: the Lada of the twelfth model and the Mercedes for 11 million.

$ergio (13:55:22 18/06/2010)
One day, my aunt wrote to me:
Sergey is a good gay.
Please establish...
...

What do you think, was she overwhelmed?
Or does he really think so?

dary (13:57:09 18/06/2010)
not seized
You are really kind.

XXX is
That happened to you?
YYYY
Someone has left my life.
XXX is
The light?
YYYY
Yes Yes
XXX is
Are you happy?
XXX is
In the sense of how?

Our militia is wonderful. we sat in a small company in the tsaritsino on the bench, talked, laughed. here two fit - you drink?
We are – no.
And they – why?

XXX: Advertising for toothbrushes
xxx: Soon there will be something of the type - New Collgate 480 degrees, now with prostate massage!!! to

- My Deniska as a sober, so decent man almost anything, well as traffic smells, so turn off the light. In decent companies I am already afraid to appear with him, red later for him (((
Don’t tell me, all the guys are fools!
xxxh: - No, well yours, such a solid man, and the years are under 40, and the job is solid, a great boss, the car is worth one. The collection is ridiculous again.
Oh, yesterday I go into the bedroom, and this solid man naked after the bathroom seated our cat on a tie, with one head turning, all in a tie. This mammoth runs on the whole apartment: "People, look! I am a Turk! I have hidden an unknown dangerous shit!"