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Status xxx: Kids, leave the songs positive. Or I will break your legs.
This is fucking you.
Brush your teeth, I’ll go home to you.
The door is closed to the lock, don't open your friend :D
XHHH: I will shake the door with my foot, turn to me with a puddle.
You are coming home with a broken leg.
“No, my leg is fine, I’ve ripped your bed.
You were castrated and sent to bed.
Rhythm was not and no, make for the night to me
Ask someone else or hammer it manually.
I’ll give another door, maybe, and I’ll send you home.
zzz: fucking, gentlemen, you have a little bit of trouble, stop fasting the hut, better put the ubuntu.

Let them look:
And you had a friend, always drunk and constantly falling into some nonsense. His name is Vasa?

by Malabar Melis:
This is his short name.

Let them look:
Full of how?

by Malabar Melis:
and Nicholas.

From the forum:
Japanese poems based on Soviet poems for children

Look carefully at the grass.
There was a green carpenter sitting here, similar to the fruit of a cucumbers.
It is a frog.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
He was attacked by hunter nunchaks.
A shirt, a shirt.

Pleasant rice traders crawl on one leg.
A foolish man.
With four fingers.

A girl and a boy walk through the garden of stones.
Tile-tile rice bread
Future husband and wife.

Lost the face of Tanya-Tian
He cries about the ball that has hit the pond.
Take yourself in your hands, daughter of the samurai.

The cat died.
It’s not the one on the tail.
Drain or eat.

I lived with an old woman.
Two fish fugu.
One white, another grey – two fun fish

xxx: The Google search engine has done more for my education than school, university and cognitive TV shows combined.

I read Bulgakov's Master and Margarita:...And then the swollen air was thickened in front of him, and a transparent citizen of a strange appearance was woven out of that air. On a small head, a Jokey kartuzik, a weaved turquoise air jacket... A citizen of the height of the seedling, but in his shoulders narrow, thin is incredible, and the face, please note, glamorous.... - and I understand - Pavel will is immortal.

Dear road users.
If some nasty driver chases, cuts and doesn’t give in, it’s not necessarily that he’s upset, he might just rush home to joke.

Respect for rushing home.

From the Women’s Forum:
Say, and if he entered into me with a finger all the way and ended up on my stomach, am I a virgin?(Interested in the psychological aspect, not the presence-absence of a virgin pleura).
222: 111, the finger finished? Oh the horror!

xxx: The desire to buy a macbook, and there is no money even for the mac breakfast.

A brief overview of the conversation of two professors at the University: "We need to get a grant of $150 million a year for 12 years to make cows lay eggs.
But :
Eggs smell of nuts
2) It cannot be broken.
Cows only live in space.
Eggs carry at the speed of light
Cows are radioactive
If this does not run, then you can develop a car that moves from point A to point A at the speed of light.

I sit in the bus today, waiting for us to finally go. In the bus comes a company of eight people, in appearance - students of the 2-3th year, who are sure to go outside the city to celebrate something. There are plenty of food, drinks and so on. Also, two guys in their hands have something like sleeping bags, carefully folded into blankets. One of the girls is sitting next to me, two guys are opposite. The bus finally arrived. I drive home for about an hour and a half, so I usually sleep while I eat, but today I just didn’t really want to sleep (session like no other). 10 minutes pass, the girl gets the note and wants to show something to the guy in front of me. Naturally, this is extremely uncomfortable, the guy shakes me on the shoulder and asks me to move with him in places. I say that with pleasure, only I can have a sleeping bag in his hands for the time of the journey, everyone shrugged, he agreed, changed places. I placed my bedroom on my knees, put my head on the bedroom and fell asleep. I woke up when I was already entering my village. Sleepy, got out of the bus, came to the house and only opening the door realized that I was carrying a sleeping bag in my hands. I thought a long time about where he came from, and explained it to his parents. I have a sleeping bag =)

Democracy is nothing more than intimidating the crowd for the sake of the crowd (Oscar Wilde)

If love is a great power, why is it not used to produce literacy?

In love, there has long been a dynamo.
An ancient invention for obtaining material goods by bypassing an electric socket.

from the forum.

Durer: How to correctly peel off the suck on which you sit?
Gringo 4: You need to know exactly which side of the tree is on!

Knight Jedi>> I blinsky eye at 2 o’clock went to Krin to spend the night... on the great... and got pissed. He was drunk in shit.
Knight Jedi>> so in the morning, at 11 a.m. from Krini, I went back to Elka for a vacuum. It turns out that I am not sober! I went out, sat on the big, drove a couple of meters and fell naked into the arch.
Alexandrov>> in aric - it is strong o...
Knight Jedi>> in short, I was plushchenko yesterday
Alexandrov>> in a single skating you took gold
The Knight of Jedi>> ah, twice!
Knight Jedi> but as I fell in the night it was just a masterpiece shit from the side. I was driving, I was driving. I stopped to repair the cloth. I leaned to the shoulder, saw that I did not wear the shoulder, and from shock I stumbled on the right god like a sphinx tree. As he stood, he stood with the great and stumbled. I lie in the middle of the trattoir on Jandosov Navoi and think: "How is it? Why did I not wear socks?"

XXX: I am in the world of weight. They asked the culture the last question on which my account depends, asked the names of the four most famous figures of the Renaissance culture.
I watched the ninja turtles and replied: Michelangelo Donatello Rafael and Leonardo.
xxx: the account received :3

A lunar eclipse today. I sit, from the window I watch the moon slowly hiding... and there is a scream from the courtyard: “Moon Prism Give Me Strength!”and "

26 viruses found in space in 40 gigs
Frost16: They founded the settlement there
Not the Gallians. Caesar will do it.
Frost 16: Wait for you. and the viruses will find their Obelix, who fell in childhood in a chain with porn :)

Alcoholism is a disease.
If so, pay me the sickness for three years.

The xxx:
My favorite music is pop rock. Sometimes a punk. Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan And a lot more.”
Where do you think my sick brain put the emphasis in the last word?
YYYY :
Ahahah I guess.
It’s like “when the threat passes.”

Strength makes us more courageous, and the mind makes us more alive.