xxx (16:35:20 9/06/2008)
How is the mood?

yyy (16:35:39 9/06/2008)
Hi shit

Nothing is so vigorous in the morning as a gunshot in the leg.

About the computer magazine:
...in the end, you can say that they did the operating system, and it came out again Windows.

Why is Medvedev’s necklace hanging above his jacket?
2 is fashionable
Now it is fashion =)

and Lex:
Situation of the company:
Lightning discharge right in front of the window, a sharp flash and a cannon blast
Results of:
The accountant begins.
The secretary’s whisper scared the bullshit of lightning
The cup of tea was never recognized, and it was broken.
The tea in horror immediately got into the cavernous.
-Zalihvatskoye "yo*-your mother" enthusiastically flew through the offices...))

In the ASE:
If it is necessary, I will endure any pain, and if the pain is repeated over and over again, I will get used to it and my soul and body will shatter.
She is O_O! Do you also use an epilator?? to

The complaint book is hard to give. There are such masterpieces!!! From "You are all PIDERS" to the entire page, to constructive accusations on 5 pages!

One phrase killed me: "I will not even go to you now"!

XXX is
I have a session with Lenka, I will be mad soon)))
YYYY
to whom?
XXX is
The girl for whom I am studying on accounting

Tymoshenko’s speech about the explosion in the mine: “We shouldn’t kill our miners so stupidly”

Greeet: I am the Eater of the Universe!! to
chain: you have a mistake in the word "I am a mudag"

There was no electricity all day, the cables were cut off. And I need to work off-the-top, on the laptop the battery dies out in an hour and a half. The interruptor lasted three hours. I pulled the uninterruptor from another comp. In short, in a day 5 pieces of UPSs (continuous power sources) landed at zero. The lights were not given and promised to only turn on the next day for lunch. Well, the nail on the funnels is clever, take them, these funnels into the garage, I think, for the night I will put it to charge, in the morning I will take it, I will last half a day. I went into the garage, opened the luggage, where these jupes are standing, which I think to pull out. Take the extender, 5 wires and straight into
I packed the luggage and put it on charge. I drink beer, I smoke. Yups light bulbs amused blink, swing... A man passes by, stops smoking. Ocepenelo looks into the trunk, scratches the tail, pauses... asks scratchedly – and is it long enough? I started, without going in, explaining. What, say, depends on the load, the power of the computer, the capacity of the batteries... he listens, he listens and the next question - and accelerates how? And here it comes to me...

From the Translator Forum:

The concept of Kolobok is not translated at all, my attempts to somehow explain to non-Russian the fairy tale of a magical round bulk riding in the forest and mocking the animals, suffered complete failure. and"

XX: The people who are ready to support the HK "Salawat Yulia" and not shave until their victory?
YYY: I am ready to personally shave any idiot who is sick for any team and does not let other people sleep, is not sick for his team and consequently does not watch TV and does not interfere with the rest of other people like him.
Here you personally, the patient of the salad, imagine - you are sleeping after a great game of the same salad, sick, beer drunk, oral scuco and sleeping next to you....And here I am running to you at 4 in the morning with a whiskey and beer and blowing in a dunk and arun you in the ear - Чуваааак!You are not aware???!!! Our scientists have discovered a new polymer! Did you go through the city of Katatsa about this and signal?! to
So you read at least like Esau with his beard, that if you cover yourself with mold, it is only desirable to be silent...

Yes, for the sake of putting more power, I will even press [Bezdn] for the first time in two years!

Elv
From the words Sex, Love, Luck, Success, Wealth, Car, Apartment, Wedding, choose the Word and leave me. Send it to everyone. If three identical words come back, it will happen.
ad
From the words Fuck, Never, Me, No, Send, Such, Fuck, choose everything and remember forever. Send them to all spammers. Otherwise you will be returned the word of Three Letters, not the same at all.

Modules were needed to work with lines. I took from a friend. A folder with an uncomplicated title "Strings", as I thought. I sit at work in the office. I cannot find the file. I call my friend. The dialogue:
Good morning, did I take the string? Do you know where I brought them? And I can’t find it... I need to find out on the desk urgently. I know they are there...
Since then I have been looked at strangely.

Chairman of the World
Tell me a story.

AlexB
There was a bipolar transistor.
MDP transistor with induced channel came to him.
Then they began to argue who was the best of them.

MDP says: "And I’m cool, I have an offgenic input resistance!"
And the bipolar replied to him: "And I have a great strength in the current!"
And an electronic lamp came to them and they stumbled in front of it.

And she said, "Boys, and I have a cathode heated to 1000 degrees. Who will take me?"
And took her bipolar, and burned his base.
And he took her MDP, and burned his prison.

MORAL: Use the lamp amplifiers))))))

The Medical Website:
Patient's question: Is it possible to get an infection if a guy lays your vagina with a finger?
The doctor’s answer: Let’s clarify. My guy doesn’t lick his finger – I don’t have a vagina or a guy.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX One of my acquaintances, waiting for disconnection like the manna of heaven, and as they disconnect, so he dusted the other end in the crane and begins to twist the counter, for 15 minutes the annual rate turns off and they have not paid for how many years :)

I’ve been very fond of xxx lately.

Oh well. You are a designer, right? O_O

xxx is. Fuck you designer! Now I have something to do while on the car with 512 MB of speed transformed the layout of 3x15 meters.

1> Soon Friday the 13th. A terrible day for admin. The technique will behave as it did.
2> Let go of these superstitions. What is Friday the 13th?
1> that is. Friday the 13th is superstition. And the drum is in our server room with the stickers of iron manufacturers. And your dance around the serwak last week is normal.