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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17061
 06.06.2009
xxx: We have our community (Fizfak) is opposite the community of the IWC, and quite often, in the evening, the people often say to each other something like: "Fizfak shit!!!!" and our response to "WMK fucking oooo!!!"... It lasts 5 minutes, if not more. So yesterday I sat, many have to have the exam the next day. A lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot!!" on the other hand, apparently already on the machine "Fizfak fucking!!!!!“Our people are not behind, they’re screaming about the VMC. And all this together with "Halyava"... It has already begun to get bored, and suddenly a thin female voice, but very loud "Halyava - Fuck!!!!!!". Second silence and friendly rust on both sides))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17060
 06.06.2009
In Russia, a man was discovered sending letters of happiness by email. This man is a fool!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17059
 06.06.2009
A modest trading firm, wake up, talk on an intranet chat:

GenDir: Wolfenstein zig-na-mong byte!! to
Admin: cvejig zir nich ter hibzer ahlemmaiten, waszeben der camp stern??? to
GenderDir: Uldaviser instantaneousness, you understand the war!
Ebanitikus der Verständikus Est.
W W?
GenderDir: Scuokish Lichten Shows That Bust Pizzu
Admin: to them thysdatus mayn grand immunity!!! and FI...
Innocent Sunday, use it, Vyacheslav Igorovich.
GenderDir: Thank you for your assistance, Denis.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17058
 06.06.2009
Sadly they...
She goes in the subway - she looks at her tits, on her neck, she glitters and swells, her heels are so long... Jeans on the pope are so beautifully seated.

A miserable spectacle. To fuck her stupidly.

In the abyss, the world goes into the abyss.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17057
 06.06.2009
Mangust (15:02:06 11/09/2008)
Fucking at home?

Red (15:02:12 11/09/2008)
No, the music has gone.

Mangust (15:02:12 11/09/2008)
Oh yeah

Mangust (15:02:26 11/09/2008)
Long time at home?* is

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №17056
 06.06.2009
Lie to yourself safely, but hopelessly.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №17055
 06.06.2009
Firefighters on a beautiful red car drive for eighty
miles to the competition centre. The shape of the needle,
The car is charged, the team is ready - we break all!

Travelling by the suburban village, the boys see a fire in a private house. Included
lighthouses with a syrene, make a fighting turn, become a hydrant, and in
Record time to extinguish the fire.

A minute after ten, also with "lustres" and a syrene, two cars fly by.
from the area. Slowly, with long, astonished faces,
Local firefighters are disappearing. Their elderly approaches the heroes, and
He said, “Girls, I was just ten minutes ago.
raised by alarm. When did you get it?”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17054
 06.06.2009
Next Next post: If you fold a banknote of 5000 rubles in half,
The size of the building corresponds to the size of the Moscow building, which
You can buy for 5000 rubles.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17053
 06.06.2009
XXX: Now we know for sure that you are flying. If you are married, you are pregnant. :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17052
 06.06.2009
You have all changed your name again!! to
Call the old nick or I leave.
[xxx]: I am devil 23
I am Arthur 23.
and I am [Lost]
And I am Tom!! to
Together we are a fruit garden!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17051
 05.06.2009
<Klavier> I drove a motorcycle today without a helmet and realized that we are very dusty in the city.
<dr.Shaps> Aha, and also very messy and ugly :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17050
 05.06.2009
Have you seen the MTS advertisement with Friske? How did she divorce her grandmother by calling a short four-digit number and not even talking?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17049
 05.06.2009
The immigration forum in Chile, the first question:
Is it possible in Chile to drive a car, not for sale, but for yourself?
Why immigrate to the other end of the world?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17048
 05.06.2009
The definition of a biological species is: "Species - a set of populations of individuals capable of crossing with the formation of fertile offspring".
Hence, it follows that the pidaras do not belong to the species "Homo sapiens".

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17047
 05.06.2009
Today sent a friend (American) to the U.S. video from the phone: shooting through the window. On the horse the thermometer hangs, on it +30 C, and behind the window!Snow!, turns, flies, well, a real butterfly.
The one in shock writes how this is possible??? Well, I wrote a lecture about global warming, pollutant emissions, poor ecology, Chernobyl, and so on. Well about the fact that we have all the puppy topoly flying, I silenced =) And what, let them wonder =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17046
 05.06.2009
from news
In the Sverdlovsk region by 2010 plans to build two new colonies for prisoners.

This is the program "Accessible Housing"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17045
 05.06.2009
Meteorology is an accurate science. The bubble should be held in the left hand.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №17044
 05.06.2009
A group of 15 came on Saturday to rewrite the count to Coutinho. He’s shut up, as always, a little bit. He came and immediately closed the door behind him. There are still people there, so let them knock. Someone from 15 Kudinu speaks "mol, there are still our remaining". And he said, “Well, you are few today, and the rest have not appeared.”
All, gave them tasks, sat down to write. At the door for 5 minutes, then one guy called:
("Unappeared") - What are we not allowed to do?
Well, Kidd has closed the door.
Can’t you open it?
c) is not
Could you put him a moustache?
(The audience guessing about the meaning of the conversation)
P – Okay...
In 10 minutes I call again. The guy speaking to Kudin: "Now they call again", Kudin: "Let me answer"
(The audience is already smiling)
Howard – is it?
("The unappeared" did not understand what Coutinho was talking to him)
("Not appeared") - So what is there? Will they never let us go?
c) is not
How about Coutinho?
(C) to wreak and wreak
(the audience through force to give up so as not to roar)
To persuade him to let us go?
(C) No, he will not allow
Q. What do we have now?
(c) He did not present
Q. Did you put him in the mouth?
(C) of course
(Everyone lies laughing, until the porn finally arrived that he is talking to someone wrong)
Alexander Vladimirovich is you?
(C) - yes to )))
Q. Will you let us go?
c) Not of course

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17043
 05.06.2009
She: When we gather with girls, we make a cake, decorate it with cream and rubbed chocolate, and infuse it with cognac. MMM is great!

He: And when we gather with friends, we order pizza, decorate it with ketchup and sausage, and infuse it with beer. The evening!

[ + 96 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17042
 05.06.2009
If a ants lifts 10 times their weight, then 50 grams of ants can be sent for a bottle of beer.
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by Fuck! You killed my work day))) So:
50 grams of black working ants are rounded around 10,000 ants. Larook under the house, in the courtyard there are familiar ants. You can negotiate with the seller. Wash the bottle with the same composition on the 6th floor of заебуццо ants, because you need at least 3 brigades, that is, 30,000 ants. Delivery of beer should be in the stealth mode - so that the beer is not sprinkled, and ants are not sinked. The Questions:

How to motivate ants?
How do they deal with the elevator or staircase?
3) How much is the seller in the box?

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