At the European Championship, Alexander Kerzhakov beat the goal 16 times, of which 15 did not hit the square, once even the ball.

Son (7 years old): Mom, I can’t play chess with myself!! to
Mother: Why is this?? to
How do I know who won, me or me?? to

I watched porn.
The girl is all of herself, cheats, stands, curls
A man has a distorted expression of his face.
He seems not interested in the whole process at all.
XHH: I listened
xxx: And there in the background football comments Victor Gusev

>to not get wet we suggest to the office running (a decent piece of the way). We run into the office and feel wet... it takes 5-10 minutes and wet through the efforts of the body. Conclusion - not to > run =\

The conclusion is not to shrink. Then you will not run like horses after a short run.
A bright sign, in my school, the physician calculated the whirls in 5 minutes :)

by Ulyana Kurova:
With my new name I now only write books! The author W. Kurov. 100% success is guaranteed in any direction. =) is
I would only write books about beauty. =) is

Tanya, I need your advice as a medical worker.

I generally noticed a new word in the treatment of colds: I used beer and pancakes

Beer is for the courage of the body's defenses, so as not to suck unnecessary microbes in the neck to push out of its territory.

In the fish - phosphorus. It is usually dark.

Tag: in the body

So that in the darkness they will not fall.

HH: It’s scary to imagine what a mess I’m having there right now.

Yes, I need a counsel. Do I have any confidence in the invention? The World Prize, I don’t know.

I had forgotten how to play.
Chemp: no, I remembered it!

Astrologers announce a week of old Russian fun "Dumb over the Russian national team"

In the guild chat:
- For match in the chat guild 1k punishment!
Can I have a party for a month?

It is only two hours to fly by plane, and it will be cheaper.
The answer is brilliant: I can’t afford to spend so much time on the shutdown to Sheremetyevo. I get to the train faster.

I’m from Tomsk, you’ll tell her about the metro and the aeroexpress, or the moscovites don’t know.

These Greeks are playing football with such a resentment as if they were dreaming of melting the Euro 2012 Cup into their budget.

from ZH:

A drunk guy in the guests to the greens and complete memories. He was taken to the master's bedroom. When he wakes up at night, he hears someone nearby breathing loudly. Well, she thinks, she wants a woman, what to crack. I stretched out my hand, and there...a thick, long hair. In short, I quit drinking entirely. I thought the devil came after him. He did not know that the owners had a shepherd and she preferred to sleep at night on their married bed.

It is harder to incline my father to soup than a virgin to group sex.

I love our mail! The shipment from Kiev to Krasnodar went eight (!) The months! Going down on foot and giving in hand would be faster.

dc: I have a memory by default hole should be, I am a girl
InuYasha:........ at least you argue well :D

Q: Did you decide to participate in the betting?
SS: I will go to Russia
I think it’s right "I will put"
I will put it on Greece, but I will put it on Russia.

>> I am the ethanol of a healthy lifestyle))))))))))

The biggest dividends are deals with conscience.

I read today's story about the turn to the gynecologist. I also have a story about it.
Yesterday a call from the hospital: the gynecologist does not work the ultrasound printer.
Arrived quickly. Again a wild. The ladies are angry. Thanks the doctor came out of the office, I rushed to him and went in together. Uzi stands to the right of the door, a gynecological chair to the left and a woman dresses around it.
The doctor says:
The Woman! Wait to dress up! Now the engineer will look at the device and then dress up.
She looks back and says joyfully:
Nothing terrible though! This is my classmate!
They dress up and sit in a chair. While I opened the printer, the doctor examined her.
I have a repaired printer today. The gynecologist prudently expelled all the patients. I start screwing the printer, here comes a nurse from the neighboring office.
and Petrovich! I look at you and you promised me to put a spiral. He begins to dress up.
The people! Do you see that there are strangers?! to
Which outsiders? This is my classmate! He continues to dress.
The doctor stared at me:
I’ll see if you’ve had a bad class!! to

A rural shop with a shelf, a seller and a row.
The seller, smiling, addresses the shopkeeper:
What does the girl want?
It is thoughtful:
The girl wants water.
He sadly added:
But she needs bread...