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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129493
 16.06.2016
It’s so funny with your medical shit.
Lord, do you know that according to Russian laws, the duty of the doctor does not include such a phenomenon as the recovery of the patient? It is not written anywhere. Regulations for filling papers. Stumped standards of treatment of average patients with average diagnoses are prescribed. Standards are prescribed in the hospital and in the hospital. It is prescribed "irresponsible performance of its duties".
And you can rub your healing, it is not interested in anyone.

If you have known doctors who treat, take care of them. There are very few, and they will be less and less.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129492
 16.06.2016
The Sister:

> and >
And many of you know who earns on their own apartment before marrying someone's dearest son? In the boys, the interest in pets arises sooner than their own housing and the ability to live without mommy's pets.
> and >

and? Suppose they live in a rental apartment or with her parents or even in a communal. How are you prepared to go home to tell him what your son’s wife should do?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129491
 16.06.2016
I ride a bus almost every day. I always sit and never give up to anyone. And whoever asks me to give up his seat will be reasonably sent for three letters.
Do you think I am a ham? X is there.

with UV. The bus driver.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129490
 16.06.2016
News: The Swedish company Lelo, which is considered “Apple in the world of pleasure”, has launched “condoms of the future”. This is by Tech Insider.
The company decided to introduce a product that is made of latex, but thanks to a structure similar to beekeeping, several times stronger than a traditional condom.

Chapter 1: And what? Application for multiple?
Commentary 2: Elon Musk repeatedly engaged

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129489
 16.06.2016
PS everything was more interesting: the mother-in-law without an invitation attracted me to visit my parents, such as guests to visit. And I sat there, reading a new book (Father from the printing brought)

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Then the cultured message in a walking erotic is quite justified. Please accept apologies from the struggling.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129488
 16.06.2016
Pornography deprives children of childhood
And what else will you come up with to justify the propaganda of ignorance and lies to children?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129487
 16.06.2016
In the news:
Stoltenberg: Russian military inspections are too unpredictable

I should have told him that no one was waiting for them either.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129486
 16.06.2016
Lying on the couch is not difficult to live by orders.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129485
 16.06.2016
Do you know why Switzerland is considered one of the most prosperous countries in the world?

I understood it today.
I talked to a Swiss friend for 20 years. I asked him who their president was, and in response... silence. A second after ten:
It seems to be a woman.

I watched on the Internet - Johann Nicholas Schneider-Amman.
A – A – Yes. I seem to have heard something about him.

Oh the horror!! The President in Switzerland is appointed for 1 (one!!!and year.

The savage shit! What can be stolen in one year?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129484
 16.06.2016
In every man, there is undoubtedly a iron rod and weak women do not bend it. There is only one thing remaining – to squeeze.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129483
 16.06.2016
From the electric truck article:

A: I wonder what they have as a battery. Tesla, for example, uses conventional 18650 finger batteries combined into huge cassettes.

Same as the 18650. Why should this tractor use something else?

WB: I should not, but I could. I am hoping for a breakthrough in the field of power supply. Electric vehicles are the engine of progress in this area.

gsg: must have a cassette of Tesla batteries... so that the segment can be extracted and inserted into the Tesla... in general, the standardization of auto batteries is needed

Its: It is even cooler if the whole body can be inserted into a truck, in a specially designed slot. :D

Even more cool, if the three future Model 6 will automatically team up a tractor, from 5 - a personal electric aircraft, and from 12 - an orbital shuttle :)
In order of flight of fantasy and dreams...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129482
 16.06.2016
I guessed :

News mail.ru again wiped off: "Scientists: replacing the topols with other trees will save the city from puha". I also want to be a scientist.

That scientists were touched by officials who were touched by allergists, but the worker can not cut all the topol immediately and plant other trees - expensive! Find us the cheaper options, scientists! Therefore, scientists are spending government money on useless research only to convince a hard-legged chinush that cutting a topol is the cheapest option available. As a result, money from the city budget is spent on replacing trees plus research by scientists, or simply on research, because it is not enough to cut the topols.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129481
 16.06.2016
Call Lagutenko and clarify when the times cleaner will deliver.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129480
 16.06.2016
Do you want to compare our medicine with the US? In the country where they are treated. When my mother's friend assigned radium baths that provoked the tumor, and when trying to remove it, did not remove it, but cut it in half? Where was another acquaintance removing a benign tumor on the brain paralyzed her, and she remained a paralyzed disabled at 28 years old? Where my mother was treated for a month in the hospital for nothing, dropping antibiotics in such a volume that she is now fainting? Or how I was almost killed by an 8-year-old, injected with an antibiotic to which I am allergic, which was written right on the first sheet of the card? I have a lot of such examples!
I am currently working in the hospital as an economist. How much money do doctors “wash” money? How do pills deal with what they don’t do to patients? Or tell them about how they often acquire them from the balls – themselves not knowing what they really need? How do you buy batches for 5 p., provided they wholesale them for 20k? Or tell you how to make contracts for 100,000. Rupees for nonsense 50% of which go to the main doctors in the pocket?
Well, if you want to get expensive doctors like in the United States, try to treat people, not slander them. For now, we can only lie down and die.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №129479
 16.06.2016
>> Is it called "Why do you have such a hollow memory?", is it "And who does not know how to google here?", generally somehow synonymous.

It is called "I am a boring boring". Do not thank.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129478
 16.06.2016
Pfff, head of garlic
and ==
XHH: The little things are all. In the army, in the midst of colds, we were ordered to hang garlic over the barracks and carry a piece of garlic on a thread on our neck. Part looked (and smelled) like a special unit to fight vampires. There has never been such a good smell in our camp as then. Any soldier could eat a head of garlic like an apple.
and ==
In two months, I ate onions like apples. You will make the shell with a piece of black bread in a snack. Vitamins to fuck. and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №129477
 16.06.2016
"What to say here?
The main reason for the defeat of the Russian national team is that the footballers' legs grow from the ass"
Coach Leonid Slutsky said.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129476
 16.06.2016
XHH: I don’t know if this exercise works for memory, I haven’t tried it yet, but it’s like fun.

Wow: I also know the exercise one for memory. Or rather a spell. It definitely works.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh well?

A brick slips on the wall,
It is hairy like a tram.
This song is about love.
Do not forget her.

Wow: For 25 years I’ve been trying to forget, Anne wasn’t here.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129475
 16.06.2016
The client sincerely believed that our program only works during working hours.
Apparently after 18 hours, the little elves who worked for our company, and who hand-drawn the data packs, tired went home. The day is over, everyone wants to rest.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129474
 16.06.2016
Advertising at the shop door:

"There are some aquarium fish. They miss the owner. Contact the Zoo Department"

There are some speaking aquarium fish. :)

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