Katya: Hello
I don’t talk to strangers. I am afraid.
So let’s get to know my name is Katya!
My name is Victor Stepanovich. I am 47 years old. And you?
Q: What is the nonsense? = – O
Drone: Is this nonsense? A pink horse wandering on its knees in milk and lazyly moving on its wings - this is really nonsense. Have you ever had a heroin break?
Katya: There was no
I didn’t have either...
Can you honestly say how old are you?
Drone: Cube root of 5832. 2 * 9^2 / 9. 3 to 6cos0. A total of 6,794 days.
I just wanted to get to know the norm. The boy
You met me :D
I just wanted to meet you and I wanted to meet you.
Drone: I am crazy. I killed 18 people, I was put into a psychiatric hospital, but I escaped. Now I sit in a rotten basement with a stolen laptop and go out only at night.
WALL: Oh God, how hard it is with you! The Wall *
Drone: We are not like that, life is like that... All, I disappeared. All of this is a matrix.
I’m going to cry :'

Tatiana: Hi to you! How about protection?
Defense of the 23rd. Full of shortcomings and a lot of formalities that I, as an old man, have to solve. I am in a hurry.
Tatiana: Yeah, you are the brain! Everything will work out ?!!!!! to
I am a brain. I am fucking...

Q: Do you sell your car?
I want to buy an iPhone

She is:
Do not cry, my dear.

She is:
The time will come and we will come to work only if we wish.

He is:
The pension?

From the comments to the news "Solar storm can disrupt GPS satellites"

Xxx: I wonder what will happen to the GLONASS satellites.
Yyy: GLONASS satellites are so harsh that when the sun becomes a supernova, they will charge their batteries.

Dialogue in chat.

You are where you live
She is in Palanga, and you?
I don’t know such a city (country???He invented something. I am from E-Burg
Palanca is a city in Lithuania, on the Baltic Sea.
He: I argue you don’t know where my city is.
She: E-burg, he is Yekaterinburg, the former Sverdlovsk, stands on the river Iset. to continue?
He is: O_O

Sophia (13:48:26 17/06/2010)
My boss is a fucker.
Sophia (13:48:38 17/06/2010)
He sometimes grows up in the presence of ladies. I fucking
Sophia (13:49:27 17/06/2010)
Shash with a colleague goes out of the office and says:"To see that fool who before going to the toilet turns a shower stick";

Peaceful feet
It is O_O
You have a nice hand.
It is Bali :D

You are smelly)
I agree ?
HH: You do not deny it.
I agree ?
Do you make fun of me? ;)
WOW: I agree
This is no longer funny!!! to
WOW: I agree
Wow, what a universal word I agree!)

I watch football. The moment Ronaldo receives a yellow card is shown in a slow repeat, where FUCK OFF is clearly read on the lips!
The commentator burned -... in general, the judges before the championship studied English insults specifically to understand what the footballers are talking about on the pitch... "

A friend posted photos in the album "TEST"
Signature under photo-
"10 August 2010 year, Orehovo photo from the phone"
Commentary :
MMM 10 August 2010?
Are you testing the time machine?

Alexei_LV (13:29:00 17/06/2010)
Okay, you order a taxi on the phone, come fucking, you still call there?

Alex (13:29:26 17/06/2010)
If I order a taxi, I’m already in shit and I’m fucking who came there.

<xxx> "Minister of Education Fursenko supported the idea of raising the age of recruitment."
<yyy> and what is it?
<zzz> The child is growing

DeTo4ko (22:50:01 16/06/2010)
They played like Spain and Slovakia.
DeTo4ko (22:50:08 16/06/2010)
Please = )
xxx (22:50:19 16/06/2010)
of how)
xxx (22:50:46 16/06/2010)
Anya buffs in the company of men and to the evening succeed wants to know the account)))
DeTo4ko (22:51:04 16/06/2010)
The Dog =

Valdano is in shock. The shock. The shock...
Valdano: I just saw how Elena Baturina looks.
Valdano: guys, who knows Webmans or Yandex Luzhkov money?
Valdano: I would throw a little money, support a man...

Love is when a puppy lickes your face, even after you left it alone for the whole day.
This is not love, it is hunger.

Who is faster than a horse or a goat?
A horse that runs after a goat.

The girl works in the press service of one large structure and is engaged in the issue of a corporate newspaper.

YYY: I am writing about resting in a children’s camp. They sent children’s works, what they wrote about their rest and activities. I read the work of the girl Lisa and I cry - the master of Yoda in childhood (the affair style is preserved):

Starteen – a ignition program, which had a lot of glue burns. On this day we lit a lot of dancing stars, revealed new talents. Each of them prepared a fun card. The performances were unusual in the dance show. More and more we liked the dance "pingvins - sausages". The kids were happy and prepared a super-dance. All of them were burning and energetic. I liked this star show.

Therefore, it was decided to introduce a system of image recognition on Chatroulette - it will allow you to quickly detect the image of the genitals and automatically block them.

The comments:
xxx: what to do with users who have a long nose and a big mouth?
Yyy: Probably not chatting, standing on your hands

I was in the clinic, opposite was a guy and a girl, a guy a little like Ronaldo, who is CR9, and the girl his cony and cony, silent, tell, well tell!!! to
After ten minutes, the guy couldn’t withstand and a little Kartawiya said: “I am Christiano Rohnaldo, and I use Khléar Vithabe for moustaches!”