Last year was a normal drought. This year in the Kiev region complaints - for a month no rain. Well, we will listen to the head of the hydrometeorological service here, if the rain does not give - we will remove from work and appoint a new one," Azarov said.

In Samara, the mayor is named Azarov. And also python. Is it family?

Give me my driving license back, I want to get rid of alcohol addiction!!! to

xxx: Good morning, we are from the Department of Combating Gravity, you use heavy?

xxx: My choice for Kawasaki was not dishonesty... Beauty, etc. This all decides, of course, but there are such advantages that have no Suzuki, no Honda, no other motto other than Ducati... it is about the manufacturer itself...
There is such a city - Kawasaki, which makes an exceptional motto, the whole village stumbles =)

Why didn’t you buy Ural? The Urals are protective mountains, stretching almost from the north to the south of our country, close to beautiful cities, there ends Europe and begins Asia. And our country is the largest in the world, there is no other, we have the best president in the world. And in terms of mineral reserves, we generally give all the forums. We also make rockets, space stations, tanks, Kalashnikov machines. What a fucking deal with foreign goods. We are Russians, we drink a lot of vodka, we live in the 200s. Every month, in our villages always curved fences, etc.
Sell our coffee and buy Ural. Don’t be foolish, they’re still making cars. Such a good Ural with such a rich history, the German design of the 30s without refinements entered the 21st century - it is a lot worth it, a rarity at birth.

Dark and late at night.
The size of 3 crabs:
Are you smoke?
No, I am not a smoke.
Yes, not you, I need the one in the red mantle.
I, why is it?
Come here, let’s talk.
After a few minutes, the passers watch them go under the pen. Girls need to be brave.

News "CIA will create a secret air base in the Persian Gulf" has caused a slight stupor.
They never burn!

X: Do you eat dinner?
I’m waiting for the cup)
X: Do they often fly to you?

Use all the letters of the alphabet

You don’t listen to what I show, you look at what I say.

I make history, I write a chronology of the 20th century, it reached the 1980s. Suddenly, my mother has a promise.
Serena, go and eat!
I: Right now, I’ll just write.
Mom: How much do you have to write?
I am: 20 years.
Mother: O_o

XXX: Go to the ass, go to the ass
YYY: I did it to you.
XXX: The Fool
yyy: I didn't lie you asked me you asked me in 9th grade and you I said too and you asked what exams you would take well I said and you said this and all
XXX: I don’t understand what you wrote.
Yyy: Read Again

The citizens!! Please go around, please!! Or slow it down! Today, a beautiful girl in a snow-white jacket has turned into a warrior...Because the jacket has become camouflage...White in gray spots...
Not funny... The girl was crying (just a scream of the soul! Take care of each other!

I went out with my wife to buy milk, barely the bull reached.

I dreamed today, I don’t know why.
She says: Tell me!
He: I sat in a dark room and questioned the devil. I had to find out what kind of music is playing in hell.
She: Did you know?
He: Yes... In hell, a choir of elderly minions plays, and they have Dima Bilan singing. They sing children’s songs.
It is: to the rain.

In the middle of the night from the windows of the community is: Halyava come, Halyava come!!! From the other window - PRIDEY SATANAHAAAAA!!!!! to
O_O

The question of the day: is it possible to break the British flag on the British flag?

At work I ask:
Are you not cold, girls?
No, it is okay.
I’m going to freeze something.
And since I had the body composition of the petty, without thinking added:
I have little giraffe.
I realized that I said something wrong. I want to correct the error:
In other words, I am thin.
The silence in the office is not good. I decided to joke:
And the hair on the body is little – it doesn’t heat, I’m not a monkey.

I am afraid it will soon be:

This is my login and password from VKontakte.
Did they feed me?
“Well... if anything happens to me, suddenly... add a black strip on the avu and put some funny, sad status, plz!

Zzzz: Today I was cooking potatoes. Along the road two grandmothers were walking and talking. One says, “I have cucumbers on the site standing as if they were raped,” and so sadly says, “I would have been raped.” Work was broken.

A good photographer is like a vampire. It is not reflected in mirrors. The shadow does not go away!
by Nola

Be cursed the day I began to smooth out my clothes!! to
WOW :?? to
I have not been feeling anxious since then.
Are you worried that you look too careful?
No, I always feel like I didn’t turn off the switch!