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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6667
 10.06.2008
Today at work in the shopping center installed the game Earth Empire III. Meeting a 20-year-old girl, seeing a beautiful, rotating globe loading asks:
Is it really water? Yes, I say, the globe looks like that, and it’s water in the ocean!
The following question struck me:
How does Anna get out?? to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6666
 10.06.2008
Natasha (15:29:26 8/06/2008)
I also burned there! I thought I would surrender through the garment. So he heard and said to turn off the telephone. And I immediately started pressing (Telef.I was in the elevator)And instead of turning off, I pressed.
Natasha (15:29:33 8/06/2008)
High Contact O.O.
Tigranius (15:30:09 8/06/2008)
Speaking of Syriza! = D
Tigranius (15:30:33 8/06/2008)
I’m sorry I didn’t wait =[

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6665
 10.06.2008
He is:
When should I wait for photos?? to

She is:
Well, I have to morally prepare for such a feat)))

She is:
In addition, my mom came...I can’t explain to her that I’m standing up to the camera because I lost to Andrewish in chess))))

She is:
by *

He is:
and ROFL

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6664
 10.06.2008
Everything changes at Bashe... Periodically the theme of the session pops up, from time to time elections happen, wins at the championships, summer/winter problems... but all this is a bushin, nanized on the eternal theme of breastfeeding.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6663
 10.06.2008
1 I put no background program, now I can ignore any calls - even contacts, even just numbers, even all calls and SMS and automatically send a response SMS type - "baby I don't want to answer you", here's the shit?

Nikita, you are 26 years old.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6662
 10.06.2008
CB0JI04b is
C in the morning on the first channel show various useful tips, such as how to make a stylish toilet for a sea pig from a plastic bottle and a stove. It would be better to tell him how to do so that his father did not notice that you washed his car at night.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6661
 10.06.2008
In order to normally eat during the day, the Russian people will work all day on Saturday, on a lawful weekend, but it is he who will tolerate knowing that he will be drunk in the ass on Wednesday. The Russian nation is the toughest.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6660
 10.06.2008
This is why in the CIS countries there are fewer shrimp than in other countries...&
ANSWER: Because in the countries of the west before entering the room to knock that you could hide the letter... and we do not have... immediately to break... and by the way, the whole abshag knows... =(

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6659
 10.06.2008
Yet yet,
What is a wireless cable?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №6658
 10.06.2008
Recently, customers from the United States came to us. Deputy of Foreign Relations instructs how to behave and what to say.
The Odmin asks: Well, what do we say to comrades from America?
From the choir: Yanki, Goo Houm!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6657
 10.06.2008
A girl called the technical support service. On the issues of the work of our equipment, and it was so pleasant to know that it is offgenically rolling in the compass. After hundreds of stupid clients, talk to someone in their native language!!! And to realize that at the other end of the wire a girl... That would have advised her all day.

Try this sort of thing ;)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6656
 10.06.2008
Until yesterday, we had a few new compasses.
We and our admin, Solomon, took a couple of things for ourselves.
Solomon opens the side cover, and admiring the device starts the car with the words – Zaevizm!!!! to
If we saw an alien floating in the server room, the surprise would be less: a brown smoke fell from the motherhouse, in the area of the chipset, and then a pillar of flame the size of the Jidaja plasma sword!
Solomon, with an impenetrable sight, extinguished all this ugliness like a candle, and silently rust began to settle on the floor.
I also looked at Solomon’s birth :)
The eyebrows and eyelids went somewhere, and half of the eyebrows was - afro! and :)
The old good cockerel Solomon, with the phrase - Huiya has boasted! Well, let’s repeat...
Once again, I pressed the Start button, waiting for the fireworks to continue.
To our profound disappointment, after a bit of plastic, the computer loaded without any special effects.
It has been working without failures for two weeks - maybe it was launched with nitrogen oxide? and :)
Can you tell me where to buy nitrogen oxide for mammals? It is :)))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6655
 10.06.2008
5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 If you don’t send this message to 15 of your friends, you’ll miss all the exams in 5 years!
Itami: 1111111111111 These 13 units will protect you from sexual intercourse for 10 years if you don’t send them to 43 people within an hour. If you do this, you will be in the nearest suburb of 13 sweaty blacks. and choose.
Sabrina: This is what?
Itami: This is a message from above
I don’t have so much stuff in the ashes.
Sabrina: What should I do?
Itami: You can send twice to 21.5 people
Thank you, I will send you
Sabrina: Send it and what next?
Itami: well, now you can go to the cottage)))
Sabrina: Why should I go there?
Itami: there your fate awaits you
Itami: in the form of sweaty blacks
Can I not go there?
Itami: Well, then you are a %bet team on self-driving...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6654
 10.06.2008
Devil
Do you work?

temon ~
Agag

Devil
I also don’t know what to do.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №6653
 10.06.2008
Ghosts
y: tell inna that wowa bought her a new mother)))
X: That is, the mother plateau?
Less Maternity Pay
Alinaki
The plateau...
Imagine this paradise.
Ghosts
and such a huge processor, the size of Moscow))
Peter is a chipset.
Ghosts
America will be hard!
There’s always shit there.
Ghosts
Greenwich will be the battery of the Kmos, so that time always knows.
Ghosts
Australia is a modem! Without any drivers. The fuck knows why he is, but he is ?
Ghosts
India + China is a sightseeing :) I hope no comments :)
Alinaki
You have broken...
Ghosts
Afreka - it will be... mm... disk drive 5.25" %)
Alinaki
What will we have with Siddhartha?
Ghosts
Oh oh! It will be the Middle East.
There is always something and someone cutting down.
Ghosts
Europe will be a memory.
This is where everything happened, Roman, Greek civilization.
Ghosts
There is electricity. am
Alinaki
There are external interfaces.
Ghosts
There is still Greenland.
This is going to be a cooler ?
Alinaki
Antarctica - refrigerator on the feeding block
Alinaki
A speech for Canada!
A lot of shit.)
Alinaki
The lights...
and Japan!
Ghosts
Certainly! The Japanese!
Everywhere they are, and everywhere they are.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6652
 10.06.2008
Imagine, I split up with a guy today, I am stuck in a bus, tears flow on my cheeks, and let the doll who stole my phone at that moment melt my genitals!I am in despair. I know it's stupid to write here, but fucking, no one else has to shed his soul.
Well, and of course, odmin, cat, shredder, huyace and o that the quote passes.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6651
 10.06.2008
What exam is tomorrow?
yyy: management, vagin :(
XX: Management of what?? to
YYY: Name of teaching
XXX: I just didn’t notice the slide. ;)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6650
 10.06.2008
She: Listen, what is the difference between admin and Sisadmin?
He: Well, Sisadmin is the same admin, only a girl...
MMM, I understand...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6649
 10.06.2008
xxh: decided to drink in the department, the party was, wine, the girls were still
WOW : well?
The first went well.
xxxh: went down for the second, he broke his head from the tower, he remained in the traffic jamming
WOW : well?
xxxh: we are not afraid of difficulties, we went to the neighboring department, took the roof with wings. Wings in the wing, wing in the wing
xxxh: remembered that we still have a full metal... pushed, pulled out not who did not succeed... had to look for rough male power, i.e. A man and a half
Wow, you want to eat!! to
In the mill, he said the same.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6648
 10.06.2008
The Matan exam. Everyone is sitting to decide. A single seat-seat can’t solve anything. He drew an apple plus an apple equal to two apples and gave it.

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