Nothing is sold so cheaply as youth.
and old age.

Lieutenant Rzhevsky was expelled from "House-2" for intelligence.

Who chose Peehu for the voice of the first line?
I Wanted Darth Vader (

by Oldsibiryak:
A long time ago, when the water was wet, the sky was blue, and the telescope once a year showed a broadcast of "Melodies and Rhythms of a Foreign Broadcast", consisting of Karel Gotth, I was surprisingly young and stupid. And I had no less young and stupid friends, yes. We were fascinated by all sorts of things, although mostly girls. But all sorts of different too - played on the ceiling terribly heavy and even places of punk rock, eaten a port wine and you did. As you did once acted one powerful drug, from the list "B". It is powerful, ah. The Powerful. We walked away, but each in his own direction. On my side was a box with slides and lights. And I sat down all night and carefully removed the slides from the frames and wrapped the lights in them. When we were released and we started counting the damage, it turned out that I wrapped something about six hundred flashbacks. Each in its own slide. And he put them in ranks of seventeen and twenty-four pieces.

XX: I am a man of old hardness
xxx: nervous when the work computer writes "Detecting IDE Drives" and 4 times None after that

I will wash the guitar more to your face.
If you had seen me this morning, you would have said that I have more to my face than a bean, a mahogany, and a bottle of samsung.

(g): I probably didn’t have to call you all so yesterday, sorry-sorry, forgive me))) (the keyword is "at all")))
Nothing, forgot about it. (keyword "go to fuck")

by tel720

Just the computer released a wonderful "iTunes program discovered that it is not the main player for audio fools...", so I wanted to write. "Angry and offended." And then there should be buttons. "Excuse me and correct", "Excuse me", "Send to...".

Modern student - instead of preparing for the session, he is looking on the net for a beautiful aforism about the shit to put into the status.

In a forum under a picture of the donkey:
This is not a donkey, but a donkey! As far as I know, the donkey must have horns!"
I am afraid to imagine this miracle.

Kain (10:42:48 2/06/2009)
We did not ride horses on Issyk Kul, one horse had the name "Veterok".
And, as we soon understood, it was not given at all because it was jumping fast.
Kain (10:42:56 2/06/2009)
In the end we renamed it to "Hurricane"
Kain (10:43:11 2/06/2009)
Rarely was Merlin.

Take a look and see how many people read BOR!

The most unsuccessful deed of today was to cut off while shaving, wipe out the blood with the hand... thinking about the bluntness of everything to forget to wash the hand... by an accidental movement to wipe it off the white panty... and go, wipe, for a full examination in the skin dispenser...

Answer to:"A man! Learn how to shave eggs. On the other day, the fucking man decided to put order in the cowards, so the fucking man cut off the sheep with his scissors! by Scuco. Can you invent a safe haircut? ("--------- They burned their fire:)

W: And why did you do it?
I am damaging! and :P
Rather is echoed.
HH: Is this still a patch?
You are like a squid, like a mammal, and there is no mammal.

It was with one acquaintance.

Comrade was tired in the institute, drank a little, came home, laid down fairy tales. Here he felt a slight discomfort, wanted to shut down - as a man of culture shut down in a cellophane bag, threw it out into the window, so as not to burn (he lives on the 11th floor). He went back to sleep again, after a while again wanted to shut down - repeated the procedure, the second pack also thrown out. In the morning, his father asks him "you how did you feel yesterday?" He says "normal, and what?" It turned out that at night came a neighbor from the sixth floor, very, very bad. The man was sitting in the apartment, the window opened. Here, he says, from somewhere on top comes a bag of blueberry, hits the carniz over the window and breaks naked, spraying the contents of half the room. Well, nothing to do, the man with the matts begins to clean up, wipes off the window - and here comes the second package with blueberry, also breaks and wipes up not only the half room and the half-man.

That's what I understand - it's not bad, and you are soppy with kilimpliz post here.

Site of Dating
Dacha today at 16:46
And I have been here for a while from men who over 40 =) talk about normal, interesting, no words about sex, and as they met - as they break off the chain. Once I got a crack, everyone asked me about my first sexual experience, eventually offered sex for three.
Then another was, says, let's play - you are a student, and I am a teacher, you will give me a coin.
And another is the most important pearl! Sitting in a restaurant, he asks, “How do you treat the socks?” Wear clothes for the holidays. Let’s make a little party today...I just wear socks! 😉))))))))

TIGZ
During the session, all the strange things suddenly become so fascinating... stepler, for example ^^

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Tungus: Eating the wishes.
Ox@n@: Make a salad
Tungus is no. I have a smoked chicken there.
Ox@n@: Well here is it.
Tungus: But how will I eat it? We are almost friends with her.
Tungus: The second week I live in the refrigerator...