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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129433
 15.06.2016
This manicure:
Then let’s do this: a working person who does not pay taxes will have to pay for every police call, for every investigative action they perform, all medical actions also for money (read the prices of private clinics, be surprised), use of any roads payable (pay the receipt of the operating organization), kindergarten, school, university payable, all certificates and papers payable, inheritance to be issued - pay for months of notary work complete and much more. After that, you can put it in the bank.

In the clinic, only a visit to a specialist is free. and all. I visited her more than I wanted this year, so I know. In the paid hospital on Fontanka prices are the same, but surprisingly better equipment, repair, maintenance.
In educational institutions on a regular basis. I don’t need to argue that they are not mandatory. If you try to avoid it, the child will be affected.
Notaries have been paid for three hundred years as, with freezing.
On the roads travel is paid, and the tax on them, by the way, is taken from car owners and transport campaigns.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129432
 15.06.2016
Scientists UrFU: replacement of topols with other trees will save the city from puha.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129431
 15.06.2016
A man who is unable to explain the origin of his millions is undoubtedly neither a thief nor a fraudster. He is just a wizard. The witches were burned in the Middle Ages.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129430
 15.06.2016
Known for its pearls commentator Gennady Orlov after the end of the match Wales - Slovakia (2-1) in the live broadcast said: "Nothing that the Slovaks lost, in the next match will win."
All would be nothing, but the next match they have with the national team of Russia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129429
 15.06.2016
I work as a salesman in a digital salon, once after work I sat in a bar and looked at a beautiful girl nearby, she noticed it and asked, "Did you want something, young man?" I said, “No, I’m just watching.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129428
 15.06.2016
The idea is not bad, but:

Geektimes /
Free your imagination: what if the pigeons lived in roys, and in each roy there would be a pigeon’s womb that would live in the stratosphere in constant flight, dropping one egg per second, so that the egg would be heated by air friction and the new pigeon would peel out without touching the ground?

only if they will peel out already operated, otherwise the earth will be filled with broken naked chickens.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129427
 15.06.2016
I actually asked about this, suggesting that a small lie for the sake of profit will inevitably evolve into a big one.
With all the terrible corruption and theft, the overwhelming majority of the population lived better.
When it comes to impunity, you are right, only those who pressure women and children are not associated with the state.

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that is. Still, your postulate is that anyone who rejects a housekeeper in primary classes will inevitably become an unprincipled errant?

With the fact that “living has become better, living has become fun” the overwhelming majority of the population will not agree. Well, only a few regions will vote 99% for it.)

Each association has its own. But how then to explain that the grandmother who took secret (stolen) from the neighbor's cloth is closed for 5 (!!!) After two years, the state official who murdered two women is actually released. Examples such as shit for the bathroom and they involuntarily form an associative series in the possessors of information.

And the singing of the local lighthouse officials “Ah-tyzh-mraz-tax-neplOtiš!” has only one nature – the fear of an empty coryto. Departure of ten thousand customs officers. You burn in a fire hyena, steal tens of billions from the people’s pocket – sit at home, think about your behavior.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129426
 15.06.2016
Today he was a doctor of historical sciences. He is now 65 somewhere... Boltali about reworking the motor of the penny under the 76th gasoline. So he knows perfectly about the padding under the head of the block, where the penny spread and what the Soviet engine differs from the fiat engine. Yes, and this computer he would have repaired himself, if he had guessed to clean the holes under the refrigerator... Not the one, in short, now went humanitarian.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129425
 15.06.2016
>>yyy:
>> This is a joke.
>>So I'll grieve someday that Voltaire is Tyler Dorden of Harry Potter and will bear)

"Harry Potter and the Methods of Rational Thinking" by Eliezer Yudkovsky
Your world will never be the same.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129424
 15.06.2016
A colleague once said:
Why is deception a deadly sin? Maybe you just lack serotonin. God himself did not give it.
And do not tempt us to re-capture serotonin by nerve terminals, but give it to us today in the synaptic gap.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129423
 15.06.2016
This is:

> Are you ready to give birth together with the babies and to endure the clutter of doctors? Then yes, give birth for free.

In a city where there are more than one nursing homes, only one specific nursing home will be accepted by BOMJAY and illegal nurses. If you don’t want doctors, don’t start first.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129422
 15.06.2016
XXX: Do you want to go?
YYY: There is no one behind me. Especially the Pride.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129421
 15.06.2016
xxx: There must be some reaction, they’re not really there zombies?
Yyy: If it is necessary to lie for the good of Russia, they will lie.
What if, for the benefit of Russia, we should lay the asphalt or raise pensions?
I know, they’ll lie too.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129420
 15.06.2016
A friend told how a girl came to them in the printing room, asked to print a white square without a frame. I thought I gave her a clean A4 sheet. The woman paid for the print and left. Everyone is well)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №129419
 15.06.2016
A joke of 50 years.
>>> In the bus, sitting behind me, the child reads passing signs, including pronounced "complex lunches", with emphasis on the second slang in the word "complex".
For a while I’ve been trying to imagine an imaginary part of this lunch.

At the physical training before the scholarship, a comprehensive lunch: Real rice and an imaginary cottage.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129418
 14.06.2016
News mail.ru again wiped off: "Scientists: replacing the topols with other trees will save the city from puha". I also want to be a scientist.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129417
 14.06.2016
I’ll upset you, but it’s officially the same disease as cataracts and baldness. Some diseases are inevitable or almost inevitable.

That cellulite that is a disease and that that everyone has on the ass are different things.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129416
 14.06.2016
A bit of boredom:

Help me to recognize the book.
Is it called "Why do you have such a hideous memory?", is it "And who does not know how to google here?", in general, somehow synonymous.
All free hugs!

Better a literary victory than a sad shit of several pages.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129415
 14.06.2016
And I got a souvenir from the Southern Reserve. A card the size of a pass, on it a photo of a northern deer, whose ass opens, and there a flash. I threw the work files there, and I thought with satisfaction that I was sending the job to the ass.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129414
 14.06.2016
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