[20:03:02] <[raz]raul> all the nonsense
[20:03:06] <[raz]raul>
[20:03:18] <[raz]raul> all*
[20:03:20] <[raz]raul>
[20:03:27] <[raz]raul> all good luck*

Nothing destroys virginity like curiosity.

Tishina-i-Shum: I wiped my socks today. conducted a complete inventory. It turns out that if you wear three socks every day, it will be enough for exactly a week.

Lessy: I’ll be at 7 o’clock, wait.
I'm going to be in the cold, don't wait for me :)

The common mistake of bad bosses: they think they are twisting the gauge, and on the other hand.

Actually, they are cutting the springs.



© Alic, mechanic www.alikdot.ru/anru/afor/mainafor/

http://world.lib.ru/g/golub_n_m/pab96.shtml



I recently read how well they deal with beggars in Australia :)

“In Melbourne, we have found a clever way to fight this phenomenon. Recently

There were a lot of beggars there, although the social security system in the

The country is well arranged. The authorities issued special

cards that could be taken in any newspaper box, ticket box

taxpayers, etc., and recommended that citizens instead of paying

Pray for these cards. On the card is printed the address.

Benefits of food distribution.”

As a result of this measure, the number of pseudo-hungry people has decreased by several.

and once.

Moved to a new house. I wake up with the first perforators.

xxx (01:16:59 7/06/2008)
You are silent fucking.

yyy (01:17:14 7/06/2008)
I am a fucker.

Den_iS> Now students are writing a checklist on Operating Systems. Student on the question: "Note the differences between the demon process and the zombie process", - issued, quote (orthography and punctuation are preserved):
The process of zombies in contact with other processes infects them, and they also become zombies. The demonic process kills other processes, sprinkling their soul (data segments).

Mad: Handwriting is when you have a bunch of little stuff on the jeans, and you take them off, fold and throw into the closet or hang on the back of the chair so that all the coins remain in your pockets.
Nikka_limonka: Is it bad to take off a girl’s jeans so that all the coins are left in her pocket?
Frsp: Is it hard to remove a girl so that all the coins are left in your pocket?

Coffee machines in our institute are so harsh that a spoonful they put in a glass of drink can be obtained by drinking only 3 gloves.

Romary
Do you work on Saturday?

Desperate
Normally

Desperate
I didn’t feel Friday.

Romary
He didn’t feel Friday and it scared him. Reality escaped from him. We need to eat fewer mushrooms, Robinson thought, and captured the Negro again. No, he didn’t feel Friday..."

“Antonio, can I invite you to visit tomorrow evening?”
He said, “Eye, what will happen there?
She: an act of selfishness on my part))
He: Daaa... a long time ago women did not invite me to the acts.

Yesterday we went with a friend for beer, we went to the pavilion, except for us there are no buyers... we pick up beer, the sum is 171p... I give 200, then the dialogue follows:
Seller: Will you give one?? to
I am a lady.
Friend: Do I want to go out? and :(

Slowly
And Denis confesses to me in love.
Slowly
He says he wants time back 9 months ago.

Sometimes there is the impression that the life of some people consists entirely of looking for touching cards and marking all their friends from VKontakte on these cards.

Alexandra
of Daley?
KeyReal
I look at the photos of the group... with the album that goes.
Alexandra
of your group?
KeyReal
In the Institute
Alexandra
Their own?
KeyReal
Yes Yes
Alexandra
Who is singing with you?
KeyReal
Group at the Institute! The educational!
KeyReal
Unique students
Alexandra
In the Russian?
KeyReal
Where is more Russian? I am a student! I go to the universe! We have a whole group of the same students. We are 30 people! We learn together. We take pictures together! Now I am watching the pictures.
Alexandra
Singing in Russian?
KeyReal
Oh God...

Thunder-417 WUTF, 03.06.2008 xx:xx:
Hi to you!

Instead of lunch, I bought a salad from Vivatovsky. and eaten. Then I decided to read what was written on the label...

There is a large font: "Sied under the shirt, company production", and below a small "Supermarket "Vivat", milk department". I sit and wait...

Polish scientists have proven on a scientific basis that legs that are 5 percent longer than their cross section are sexually attractive. On the pages of the scientific-popular magazine "New Scientist" published an article by the Polish scientist Boguslav Pavlovsky from the University of Breslau.

Thus, my legs with a cross section of 25 cm would be sexually attractive, having a length of 26.25 cm. The same balls. Niibatzzo is sexy!! to

I just went for bread.
A black cat crossed the road.

1: I didn’t have time to get ahead of her... at the very end of the road there was a thought to give her a foot on the edge, so as not to block my road!

A poor animal almost suffered from the colour of the wool of the frog.

I think the Afro-Cossacks should defend their rights.