Google is burning
How to explain to a child"
And Google suggested: "How to explain to a child that you are going to sell it"
Good company, look for it :)

Girl 16 years old, status in contact:

I went with my loved one to rest. I will be in a few days. What is important, call the cell phone.

The next day:

Nothing destroys virgins.
Just like curiosity.

I enter the room. Mom is watching TV, there is advertising.
I: What are you looking at?
M: How he wore something.
The advertisement ended, in the beginning of the film the inscription "The Devil Wears ‘Prada’" o_O

Please get a ticket.
The nearest electric station - 18.30
(in the hours of 16)
What about 16.35?
Are you mad, right? She left at 15.35!

mr.Horror :ftv is Seliger-2011?
Merq: This is the place where the pro-Kremlin spana gathers, beats itself in the chest, shouting "we support Roissy!They fuck in tents without a choice, drink, scare, scare the locals, burn the lake and drown in it, and all this for 178 million budget rubles.

Astrologers announced a week of "I'm all burning, I'm all in the cream!" The number of hysterics has doubled.

I want to cling to you and fall asleep next to you, wake up and see you sleeping, kiss you quietly and you will wake up immediately.
YYYY : :-)
Tomorrow in Politics
XX: Yes, that’s what I wanted to answer.

Users of VKontakte were banned from hiding friends. However, photographs of puzzles and anal from different angles are still allowed.

New advertising slogan for the "Green Light"

"In the darkness of the night, in the light of the day, the green hunk!"

xxx: I go into my entrance, and on my staircase there is a sharpened clock.

YYY: to see you with your repair already got all...

S_N: Be tolerant
S_N: Tolerate me fuck!

WOW: I am friends with a new fellow, he looks after himself and dresses well. A lot of people tell me he’s gay. I am tired of proving the opposite.

In the company there is a chief engineer by the name Bludin.
I am in his office, the boss calls:
You are where?
I am a madman :)

Yyy: I’m sure I’ll be able to ride the roof on the rear wheel!
Oh, poor Carlson, one day the cloth thieves and the cyclist will come to him! Two celebrations in one day
Have you smoked anything there?
XXX: The tea bags? Be careful with tea bags. They are gentle creatures. Treat them with care.
YYY: How to understand this?
Tea bags are friends with cookies, and cookies are friends with milk, in turn the tea bags are neutral to milk, while the cookies are neutral to coffee, although the tea bags are the direct enemy of coffee, which follows that the waffles are broken into two fronts.
My brain...

Asked here:

Why should we learn Russian from the textbooks of Dietmar Eliashevich Rosenthal?

We answered:

Because even Dmitry Elijahevich Rosenthal knows Russian better than you. And also because he, unlike most of our compatriots with you, loves Russian language, not hates it. He tastes the culture of speech, preserves the beauty of the word, avoiding spelling and punctuation errors, and does not dream of replacing all Russian words with cool-sounding foreign words. Can you boast of this, great speaker of the language?

The dispensation. The schoolgirls. in the office of the gynecologist. Questions are ordinary.
Do you have sexual life?
and Ved.
At what time did you start?
As well as at 12...

Chat Mormon:
Chelsey: Hey Crust
HURTS: What is it? I am not Krust, I am Hurts.
HURTS: I do not call you a member.

Drugan is studying in oil and gas, decided to go to Gazprom for practice. I went to the interview, all right. At the registration, they asked:"Does any of the parents work at Gazprom?", he said: "No", "A, then we will not take you, we only take children or relatives of Gazprom employees...". We are gradually returning to the nobility.

He is a fool, or an idiot, you need to think. Let’s say, a peculiar.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: Well, see, for example: we were warned that at the exam you can polish your profile for 5 minutes. Everyone was delighted, and he was so thoughtful. And at the exam, it turned out that he hid the chips in the cardboard. Places are such. And they were sitting.
YYY: Isn’t it a fucking shit?
XXX is OK. To him there for a few chips a couple of people more than half of the tasks written.

They were doing repairs at home, my mom forced my dad to look for a new roll and a cartridge for paint.Bednyf dad spent the whole day searching, and when he gave up, my mom said, "Well, I didn't just buy them."