Yes, I go to porn sites just to check my antivirus!! to

Yes, the Japanese know a lot about minimalism, just look at their classic homes
Yyy: Better immediately in the atlas on their islands.and :-)

She decided to shame her husband for not shaving for a week. I show him a photo of our wedding and say, “Brad Pitt, no different!” And now who? Take a break!" The husband opens the yandex, finds a photo of the grown up Pitt and gives out: "Dear, I have not changed at all, still your beautiful Pitt and rubs his unbarred cheek on me-brrr)) Unlucky compared, called...

A small cat is hit. The eyes just opened. How to take care of him?

Rebekka: In kittens, the emptying of the intestines is stimulated by the mother. That is, in order for him to joke, he will have to massage between the back legs. I am serious.

Gmill: And necessarily the language, or it won’t work.

Peony: Come to me. You can help the cat =)

Match Denmark-Portugal
The commentary:
Denmark also has its own island, Greenland. But Cristiano Ronaldo was not born there. Well he could not - there the gel on the hair freezes very quickly.

xxx: Guys, who besides me, when going to the toilet, a little bit targets the side, so that there is less noise?
Yyy: No, I’m going straight to the center so everyone knows who’s in the boss house.

Commentary on the movie "Phantom" (USA-Russia):
Probably, this is called a complete failure, when the film made by you not only do not buy, but also refuse to download for free people with a hundred-bit internet.

XXX: O_O under the window of the man-gin (
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and mm...
Throw his shoes in his mouth.
Yyy: Usually it helps

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and Annie :(

In fact, the sweet pop doesn’t stick! and :)
xxx, but it’s getting bigger :)

A small fire. He says "I will now raise you up like a cartoonist, and you give up - it becomes easier".

I went out of work in the evening, touched in front of me and went to the garbage cart. Immediately I see a car park, carefully parked in front of the gate with the inscription "Do not park! Deposits of waste" And in front and behind it are huge empty garbage tanks almost close to the bumper. You see, strong men have gotten.

Go Down With Your Ego, Diploma and Football

They chose an Eldorado vetilator. I liked one model, called the consultant:
We: Is there a controller in this model?
Only Ivan knows this.
We: Is Ivan something mythical or is he?
K: Ivan is there, I will call him now!
We are already in anticipation of the appearance of Ivan on a positive wave.
In a few minutes, a consultant comes to us.
Are you Ivan?
D-K: (Of course of the question) No!! to
We: We were told that only Ivan knows if there is a controller in this model.
Q: There is a controller!
We say, “You are Ivan!”! to
Confused...

RR: I was even confused somehow after the phrase "Fuck, you were busy getting married!".

An epic incident occurred today in the dekanate. I am standing behind the run, and a guy next to me is getting a direction in English as well.
Q. The teacher?
Olga Sergeevna...
A: And the name?
Amy... I don’t remember.
C: Let me remember, I will not give otherwise. Call someone, the group members should know
The guy hangs for 20 seconds... thinks... thinks... gets the phone, calls the number and
Hello, hello, what is your name? ... well, thank you" puts the tube - "Permyacova"
The secretary is in shock, almost losing the gift of speech with round eyes on him, I almost also look at him in shock...

From Twitter:

Marina is
Haalk to throw, Haalk to throw. Hawkeye does not teach.

My Rainy Days
Hulk then tossed the yard. It is better to learn :)

The women's calendar widget:
Arnold: I didn’t like a fig, I don’t match.
Lena: Arnold, if you don’t match, then you’re probably pregnant!

All men are the same and only their wives are different.

Enjoyed a football commentator who told on June 9 on television about the defeat of the Dutch national team in the match with the Danes at EURO 2012:
- The Dutch delegation yesterday complained about the poor quality of Kharkov grass... lawn, that is, the...