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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6607
 09.06.2008
The Traveller:
I wake up in the morning from the doorbell. I wake up sleepy. I open the door. There is a sanitary:
Do you have a big stand?
I look down, he looks down.
Not that stand! Water supply... Neighbors from below are changing, but you want to change.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6606
 09.06.2008
Pand3Monius
by Fuck! I think it was robbed, I think it was robbed!! This is a member under the pants.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6605
 09.06.2008
(The common friend went to the guests and did not warn that it was overnight)

Lesya: How many times do you think you can say that you need to communicate if you don’t sleep at home, you don’t know with whom?!?!?!?! to

Zyuzka: Should she have a tattoo on her ass "If you see this inscription, and already more than 10 hours-call, please Les, she’s worried":)

Why is it in the ass?

Noah said, “There are few people who look there, and they will not be read there.”

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6604
 09.06.2008
On the website "see" in the erotic section:

Duration: 4 hours and 59 minutes.
Title: I will soon end.

The Hui...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6603
 09.06.2008
>> Shadowmoon: PPz today saw the picture in the bus: such a mega-tra-gothic girl enters (black straw, frogs, chains), sits on a free seat, gets the CPC, reads Bash, then climbs to the forum of lineagers... Next, someone calls her and she explains on the phone for 10 minutes how to put the window on the laptop, then with the words "bad user" throws the phone and climbs to the tower again. The bus was listening to her with great interest. Gothic programmers are something new.

>>PofCa: She probably treats comps with spells))

>> Shadowmoon: Aha, drawing on pentagram monitors)

>>PofCa: comes to repair the composts only at night, with a hole... within fifteen minutes prays Ktuchlu and the computer begins to work. Then I go out the window ?

>> Shadowmoon: ppt)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6602
 09.06.2008
It is *TENDER*
What does the word tender mean? and :)
Has the smiley not arrived before you?
You send a text that is replaced by a smiley from the person to whom you sent. I have no such smiley. If you put yourself new smiley, it does not mean that everyone will put them :)
You are fighting.
He: I do not argue, I explain
You are a programmer and there are no smiley!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6601
 09.06.2008
So, how is your new girlfriend?
Tagged: Dynamite
SOG_REY: Cool, glad for you O_o
MAC : what? Not Dynamite but Dynamite.
sog_reY: and sorry

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №6600
 09.06.2008
Dinetar: Hide the Abyss...
by Anvir :?
Dinetar: I found on Wikipedia the button "casual article"!

Boy, why did you say this?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6599
 09.06.2008
XXX: Do you want me?
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And who are you?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6598
 09.06.2008
I was told that I was masturbating on all hands!
2: O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6597
 09.06.2008
Anasteziya
Congratulations to my sweet puppy!


Anasteziya
by Sophia ))

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6596
 09.06.2008
I got 5 for the first exam.
She: Oh, young man... for that I’ll bite you in the head!))
Mmmmmmm... thank you very much!
It’s in my head! ?
He says: You will not repent!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6595
 09.06.2008
I bought another cat, called a quarterback.
Are you already friends with Yitzhaken?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6594
 09.06.2008
YYYY :
How is life?

The xxx:
Session, so everything is fine)))

YYYY :
Gee

The xxx:
Putin blatantly left the post, our country won the world hockey championship, scientists built a large androne collider, they let go without licenses, I found a job, I started to study less, I have been dating ONE for a year and a half!!! The girl I love, and you mean "YYY"

YYYY
well fucking

YYYY
by Mr.

YYYY
I didn’t know about Putin.

XXX is
You are monster.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6593
 09.06.2008
I made a script on order. Conversation with the employer:

work (22:42:24 4/06/2008)
Funny and fun.
I am (22:42:42 4/06/2008)
And suddenly yes?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6592
 09.06.2008
I am : ah! I hate cuts from paper.
Have you ever had cuts from the hole?! to
I: O_o

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №6591
 09.06.2008
In the computer store:
"We don’t work with Windows Vista!"

The next after her:
"To the question "why not work" we do not answer!"

and further:
"To the question "why do we not answer" we also do not answer!"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6590
 09.06.2008
Interesting... can you remove other people's cookies from the session and give it to a great?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №6589
 09.06.2008
The statement of an employee of one of the secret FGUP: "...if the Chinese take over our advanced technologies, then we will throw them back 30 years of edak!"

We are just industrial monsters.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6588
 09.06.2008
LUCA: Well why can’t I ever read the phrase "I sent you" right from the first time?? to

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