The Traveller:
I wake up in the morning from the doorbell. I wake up sleepy. I open the door. There is a sanitary:
Do you have a big stand?
I look down, he looks down.
Not that stand! Water supply... Neighbors from below are changing, but you want to change.

Pand3Monius
by Fuck! I think it was robbed, I think it was robbed!! This is a member under the pants.

(The common friend went to the guests and did not warn that it was overnight)

Lesya: How many times do you think you can say that you need to communicate if you don’t sleep at home, you don’t know with whom?!?!?!?! to

Zyuzka: Should she have a tattoo on her ass "If you see this inscription, and already more than 10 hours-call, please Les, she’s worried":)

Why is it in the ass?

Noah said, “There are few people who look there, and they will not be read there.”

On the website "see" in the erotic section:

Duration: 4 hours and 59 minutes.
Title: I will soon end.

The Hui...

>> Shadowmoon: PPz today saw the picture in the bus: such a mega-tra-gothic girl enters (black straw, frogs, chains), sits on a free seat, gets the CPC, reads Bash, then climbs to the forum of lineagers... Next, someone calls her and she explains on the phone for 10 minutes how to put the window on the laptop, then with the words "bad user" throws the phone and climbs to the tower again. The bus was listening to her with great interest. Gothic programmers are something new.

>>PofCa: She probably treats comps with spells))

>> Shadowmoon: Aha, drawing on pentagram monitors)

>>PofCa: comes to repair the composts only at night, with a hole... within fifteen minutes prays Ktuchlu and the computer begins to work. Then I go out the window 😉

>> Shadowmoon: ppt)))

It is *TENDER*
What does the word tender mean? and :)
Has the smiley not arrived before you?
You send a text that is replaced by a smiley from the person to whom you sent. I have no such smiley. If you put yourself new smiley, it does not mean that everyone will put them :)
You are fighting.
He: I do not argue, I explain
You are a programmer and there are no smiley!

So, how is your new girlfriend?
Tagged: Dynamite
SOG_REY: Cool, glad for you O_o
MAC : what? Not Dynamite but Dynamite.
sog_reY: and sorry

Dinetar: Hide the Abyss...
by Anvir :?
Dinetar: I found on Wikipedia the button "casual article"!

Boy, why did you say this?

XXX: Do you want me?
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: And who are you?

I was told that I was masturbating on all hands!
2: O_O

Anasteziya
Congratulations to my sweet puppy!


Anasteziya
by Sophia ))

I got 5 for the first exam.
She: Oh, young man... for that I’ll bite you in the head!))
Mmmmmmm... thank you very much!
It’s in my head! 😉
He says: You will not repent!! to

I bought another cat, called a quarterback.
Are you already friends with Yitzhaken?

YYYY :
How is life?

The xxx:
Session, so everything is fine)))

YYYY :
Gee

The xxx:
Putin blatantly left the post, our country won the world hockey championship, scientists built a large androne collider, they let go without licenses, I found a job, I started to study less, I have been dating ONE for a year and a half!!! The girl I love, and you mean "YYY"

YYYY
well fucking

YYYY
by Mr.

YYYY
I didn’t know about Putin.

XXX is
You are monster.

I made a script on order. Conversation with the employer:

work (22:42:24 4/06/2008)
Funny and fun.
I am (22:42:42 4/06/2008)
And suddenly yes?

I am : ah! I hate cuts from paper.
Have you ever had cuts from the hole?! to
I: O_o

In the computer store:
"We don’t work with Windows Vista!"

The next after her:
"To the question "why not work" we do not answer!"

and further:
"To the question "why do we not answer" we also do not answer!"

Interesting... can you remove other people's cookies from the session and give it to a great?

The statement of an employee of one of the secret FGUP: "...if the Chinese take over our advanced technologies, then we will throw them back 30 years of edak!"

We are just industrial monsters.

LUCA: Well why can’t I ever read the phrase "I sent you" right from the first time?? to