XGate at 6:15:
In my absence he visited such sites that when I pressed to clear the story, I felt almost like a holy inquisition.

I live in communion. A neighbor walks around the room, cries loudly at her boyfriend. Her boyfriend is playing something on a compass. Half an hour of whisper was interrupted by his thoughtful voice:
If I had listened, I would probably have killed you.

Not original, but a fact.
You will break before a two-day drinking in nature, your legs, ankles and thighs, take a pack of condoms with you - and you can be sure that you will not have any sex.

FeRZ (15:33)
I cooked eggs.

The Prophet (15:33)
You say nothing to eat.
= = )

FeRZ (15:33)
The last two eggs
were

The Prophet (15:34)
O_O

This is what porn actresses think when she is ruthlessly tortured by 4 pumped guys in all the gaps?
Probably something like:"blin, you should not forget to wash dishes and walk with the dog")

I will fly tomorrow.
In the plane?
No, fucking on the shuttle!

Today I went out for a walk with my mom, I went in the car, my mom calls my dad (O). I pick up my phone as my mom is driving. The following dialogue follows:
A: Where are you?
I go for a walk
A: Are you going too?
I: Yes Yes
Q: What happened to the compound?

When I was 12 years old, I went to the mat circus, which our students led. And this is how I explained the solution to one foolish problem, constantly using the words "suppose", "suppose" and so on and so on. And when the student got my mumbling, he said, "Imagine a naked woman crawling out of the window. Suppose we miss it. Suppose we put it down..." When I asked to tell the sequel he said that I was still a little boy... And now the washing has been 10 years, and I have not touched how it should have ended, who knows?? to

Nothing makes a smart person so rich as stupid people. (Movie is

I went to Moscow in the summer, in Domodedovo.
The aircraft was the old An-24.
On boarding at the airport in our NN-sk passengers were approximately
half a plane, but mostly Chinese, and all men
An intelligent look, a delegation returned from a business trip.
I have to say that the airport in our regional center is incredible.
It has not been repaired since Communist times.
Polished, with dirty unwashed windows, barely illuminated. by V
The building is always empty and cold, there is no waiting room.
The buffet, not even the airline box, smells like a push. People only appear.
immediately before landing.
The Chinese, however, seemed to have arrived much in advance and, looking at them, were surprised.
We walked through the desert wonder airport.
They passed the registration and began waiting for landing in the shuttle. Someone came out.
Aunt opened the door and offered to walk through the rain.
halfway to the plane. The Chinese were surprised again – apparently assumed,
They will not be taken, but they will be taken.
Arriving to the plane, the Chinese finally fell into a stupor: before them
appeared almost black from dirt and dirt, with a bunch of insects on the body
with propellers. Inside, everything was very crowded as well.
The bleach.
Have you ever seen white Chinese with big round eyes? No is?? to
And I saw... :) As soon as they dispersed, the Chinese got the flags, obviously not the
water and became nervous.
They flew without problems. However, the plane soon became regular.
falling into air holes. The Chinese sing songs. Our roots are.
On the approach to Domodedovo, almost before the landing, I was careful.
I looked out the window, some Chinese too. It should be noted that the AN-24
Illuminators are convoluted, so if you push your head, it's very good.
You can see not only on the side, but also forward. Before the start of the landing
I suddenly saw a burnt aircraft, like the Tu-134, with a crash.
The tail is carefully covered with a masking grid. I did not see him alone.
- A couple of Chinese, desperately gesturing, began to scream something to comrades.
Many Chinese people suffer from a cold sweat. When they landed, they went out.
very fast.

What was behind the burnt aircraft I never understood, the day before.
There were no reports of the accident in the press.
It was probably something like a wish for “Happy Way!”
by Domodedovo.

The inscription on the bottle with shaving foam in Hebrew:
“Please don’t open this bottle, even if you think it’s
that there is something else inside.” (c) Sj

We go out after the Limp Bizkit concert in Moscow, all on the emotions, we share the impressions.. And here a packet of Tajiks in the same red specials comes out on stage and break to the drums, probably to disassemble them )))) And there is a voice from the crowd: "BLUE!!!! This is Slipknot.! to

People are crying)

XXX: It was today! I bought a girl 13 roses for 900 rubles, sadly of course money, but shit! I go to the subway, a large bouquet, pink pepper fresh and smells, I look in front of a guy with a girl trying to get acquainted, and a girl looking at my flowers. The guy sits down, says let me buy a rose, I break, I picked up the spice, and he is not behind. Then say, let’s buy for 500! I gave him a rose for 500 rubles. Fuck, my girlfriend will suddenly think something wrong. While I was walking near the house of my girlfriend, gave a rose to the girl who passed by, I went to the house, I look and the girl is behind me, in the same house lives on the floor above, I think it was not on the same floor. Ufff...

Also in the section of proposals:

I offer to make an online store Bash, selling white bracelets :)
And also open the Zoo-Bash zoo store, which sells cats, Techno-Bash, which sells shredders and a special university for administrators with useful courses for life such as "how to properly weld pelletry")))
I am sure the people will support.

With respect: Palladium

The best examiners are men...because they don’t have months! >_<

This is because they divorced with these white bracelets... difference in color... in signs... in size...

In short: stick to your chest a badge with the inscription “I want sex” or “I want to meet” and go to the nearest place to rest. Anyway, they will understand and will not blur with color (type "AIDS patients in white bracelets").

And in general - to meet normally... with those who like, not those who are available. Per anyone who agrees with me...

XXX: I personally know a couple of girls with big breasts and shaggy brains.

YYY: And the two men?

xxx: what they advertise the Terminator every five minutes
YYY: not hiring
XXX: We’re going to get rid of it, what to worry about

From the forum:
People, don't tell me where to find or download the Japanese animated anime "Hentai"? And whoever I do not ask, no one has heard, knows or seen.

When you go to a girl, you need to have 5 things.
The first is a bottle of good wine.
The second is a box of candy.
the third, fourth and fifth are sold in one package)))))